Golden Girls: Classic or Dud?

Did you get a photo of Mel's? Best epitaph.

I did! Even though there is no shortage of them.

"That's all folks?"

(oh damn, it actually is!)

You should've taken another stab at Switzer's.

man

jesus i don't think i realized til now just how fucking young most of the little rascals died. spanky was a relative methuselah making it to 64. darla died at 47, buckwheat died at 49. froggy died at 16. petey lived to 119 in dog years.

I had a grave-rubbing of Mel's epitaph for a long time

the mel blanc coma story is one of the best stories i've ever heard

Tomorrow is Cheesecake Day!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls1g0dCLGP1r0xiug.gif

happy belated cheesecake day, y'all

I forgot to eat a cheesecake. I only looked at pictures of cheesecake.

http://rankings.gawker.com/golden-girls-episodes-ranked-1633984767

"the Actor" way too low at #80. "Fiddler on the Ropes" way too high at #142.

IKR. Gah, disqualifying clip eps and "Empty Nest," it seems pretty clear to me "Fiddler" is the show's lamest ep.

U guys

Remember ally ?

God ilx in 2003 listening to tATu and Stacie orrico

Thank you for being a friend.

I will always watch GG when it's on, but Maude (at least the earlier episodes) is the keeper of Bea's two sitcoms.
― Eric H., Tuesday, July 22, 2008 5:21 PM (6 years ago)

How much has changed in the Obama years!

idk any of these by title! I want to watch the worst and the best to see what's up

jaymc was inebriated Sunday, September 14, 2014 1:56 AM (Yesterday)

"Empty Nest" has next to nothing to do with the Golden Girls. It has almost nothing to do with the eventual GG spinoff Empty Nest. It's all quite confusing.

And I don't think the murder mystery episode is anywhere near the best of the lot, but like I said, not a whole lot separates the great GG eps from the non-great ones.

So, am I to buy my first LEGOs since I was 6?

Apparently the new Animal Collective song samples some GG dialogue, but I still don't want to listen to it.

Oral history.

The Golden Girls puppet show runs through Dec. 11 at DR2 Theatre

http://dlisted.com/2016/10/03/open-post-hosted-by-the-only-thing-i-want-for-christmas/

maybe you want this for Christmas too

https://twitter.com/keithuhlich/status/811685290305789952

Golden Girls Clue

Bea doll appears to be throwing the gaze she did after knocking over Allyzay

http://mentalfloss.com/article/551922/the-golden-girls-action-figures-neca-comic-con

Now in cereal form!

https://thetakeout.com/share-this-golden-girls-cereal-with-a-pal-or-a-confidan-1829974755

I tasted a piece. It was dry and tasteless.

like ILX wit

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-09/1/10/enhanced/webdr08/anigif_enhanced-32687-1441116940-14.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/tcXc0LOuZcGzK/giphy.gif

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4tN2MCoJ9K0/WzTcT_rdTEI/AAAAAAAAjVY/qQFQ8zYPCacughpdEYSJVT9nAb557HWNQCLcBGAs/s400/giphy.gif

there's a whole bunch of them, here is the second roll out

https://www.funko.com/blog/article/coming-soon-funkos-cereal-wave-2

luv u Elaine Stritch

Stritch entered a room of black suits. “I hope you all don’t mind that I’ve rewritten some of these lines to fit me,” she told them. “I’m Catholic, so I don’t want to say, ‘oh God.’ I can’t stand that.” She tried a curse instead. The suits stared back at her, aghast.

“I’m just glad I got out of there alive,” Stritch said years later. “I hate that show. Who’d be crazy enough to live in Florida with two other women and their mother?”

“For me to work with Betty White every day would be like taking cyanide.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/16/theater/elaine-stritch-broadway-roles.html

https://variety.com/2002/film/columns/stritch-almost-a-golden-girl-1117860373/

Classic. Both Stritch and the Golden Girls. I’m glad she botched that audition.

https://imgur.com/8eEhf3I

just leaving this here

https://www.vulture.com/2020/07/the-real-mud-on-golden-girls.html

It's really wild how the only difference between a "zoomer shocked to find piece of old media problematic" clickbait article and "Northwestern professor wrestles with TV show that's been off the air for 25 years" is peppering your piece with "As epidemiologist Julia Marcus explains"

No surprise that a sitcom from the 80s would be full of questionable material. I think we even discussed some of its hypocritical queer affirmation above, so no need to re-litigate that; the racial stuff works much the same way (pleas for tolerance on one hand, scoring easy punchlines on the other) but Sophia's many racist/homo- and trans-phobic zings are generally shown to be embarrassing to her daughter (yes, I know, the audience still gets to laugh).

Re: the rape--the show's notorious inconsistency complicates things a little bit, I think, in that we are given so many versions of Michael's conception that it is hard to take any one of them as definitive. In the case of "he must have slipped me something," I'm willing to read this variant on the story--which generally sets up a joke about Stan's lack of sexual prowess and/or Dorothy's insecurity--as a convenient set up to a punchline ("Apparently!"). More to the point, the kind of date rape scenario proposed in this scene likely would not have been uncommon mid-twentieth-century, and would have resulted in a young woman marrying her abuser and carrying around the "shame" of it (I once had a similar combination re: Biff's attempted rape of Lorraine in Back to the Future). If it is shitty of the series to make light of this, I'd argue that there is enough pathos in Dorothy's character (and Bea Arthur's performance) that the viewer isn't unconscious of it.

i find contemporary culture full of questionable material

Good calls, crypto. (Also, the series has tons of fat jokes and low blows about Dorothy's looks that are impossible to overlook. Still my favorite sitcom.)

the series has tons of fat jokes

Have Oliver Hardy and Jackie Gleason been cancelled yet?

Fatty Arbuckle sure was.

never found guilty in 3 trials