gonna admit i'm quite puzzled by dj spooky's deployment of these images here: https://twitter.com/djspooky/status/491900293643124737
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
probably just trying to remind the world of his terribleness
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
haha what
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
kinda feeling that tie dye bedspread & shams
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, July 21, 2014 6:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
srsly what's with the sudden surge in autoplay videos ... is this some fb algorithm change or something?
my fb friends are the worst people on earth
― alpine static, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link
SORRY TO WAKE YOU
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
been seeing this today: http://themetapicture.com/people-kept-complaining-this-restaurant-sucked-look-what-they-found-out/
observations from a FAMOUS RESTAURANT in NYC. they hired a firm to find out why they were getting bad reviews.
― chinavision!, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
lol it's easy to solve mysteries when you selectively ignore all the other feedback unrelated to speed of service
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link
'we were a great restaurant until wi-fi addicted customers sunk us!'
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link
27 out of 45 customers asked their waiter to take a group photo. 14 of those request the waiter retake the photo as they were not pleased with the first photo. On average this entire process between the chit chatting and reviewing the photo taken added another 5 minutes and obviously caused the waiter not to be able to take care of other tables he/she was serving.
- a real report, by a firm
― chinavision!, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link
"our minds were blown by the two individual videos we compared to each other"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
yeah that was discussed in the yelp thread
ok it was discussed by me in the yelp thread
already have ppl on my facebook wall treating that bullshit article as truth
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:30 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes, everyone at a restaurant spends 4 hours taking pictures of their food and also 10 years ago ppl treated restaurants as asocial feeding troughs that exist solely for basic survival
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my mom was making waiters take family pictures since i was a baby why does everyone thing phones invented cameras
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 04:40 (nine years ago) link
otm
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:40 (nine years ago) link
It's even written the same way as "of the 30 inner city students tested, only six could correctly identify the name of the town Jesus was born in and only four knew the correct number of Wise Men who visited the manger."
― pplains, Friday, 25 July 2014 12:26 (nine years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Other_Wise_Man
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 July 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link
facebook comment on photo of sign of portland donut shop:
'and yes that donut does have bacon on it!!'
― j., Friday, 25 July 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1800341_775993689092021_5967116124849316174_n.jpg?oh=4d95bf4eed81c69832405b88f960bab1&oe=54374D97
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
so glad they achieved their goal of bringing back the funny. was worried for a sec.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
Nothing says "I wish my Facebook interactions were more individualized and personal" like squashed, artifacted text over an ugly gradient in an image macro from Facebook/BringingFunnyBack.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
ONLY ONE WORD PLEASE
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 July 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
Small, compressed print: friends leaving more than one word will be collected and transported to reeducation centers.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 July 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
"Folks, message received. I asked you each for one word from each of my friends and I got 'asshole', 'putz', 'cumstain', 'cockfarmer', 'fuckweasel', 'dickchafe', and 'dictator'. I'm just ashamed that it took THIS exercise for the truth to come out."
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
"narcissism"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/b87ba21395033c0ea4c1bc0c61d62500/tumblr_n9aj10AsH91qb3fx3o1_500.jpg
― slam dunk, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
O ok thx
― Neanderthal, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:07 (nine years ago) link
sounds true
― Mordy, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:12 (nine years ago) link
puts down bong, goes outside
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:17 (nine years ago) link
can't figure out if this is a parody or not
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10552623_10100163740930507_3239765667405517861_n.jpg
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:33 (nine years ago) link
fuck off there's no way i am reading that
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link
tl;dr If YOU love something set it FREE if it comes back it was MeAnT tO bE >>>Bob Marley<<<
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:39 (nine years ago) link
A comet passing a sun is in orbit, not pulled from it.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 July 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link
Like a cometpulled from orbitpressed in frozen winter shitFonts. Memes. Post to Facebook.
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
we are lead
― anonanon, Monday, 28 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
we are lead to those who help us! we are just a big hunk of emotionless metal that they'd mold to their purposes! revolution!
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p180x540/10472791_297329360445171_3597901948755259254_n.jpg
as posted by Law & Order SVU star Christopher Meloni
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
lol
true story: back in myspace days christopher meloni had Chaki in his TOP 8 for a little while
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
That picture is freaking me out.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
I don't think I could sit on that bench for an hour.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
i could definitely lay on it for an hour
― switching letters guy, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
The answer is HITLER because you would THROW HIM OFF THE CLIFF and be a hero.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
Oh I guess the bench is supposed to be on a cliff? I kept seeing it as being at the intersection of an oddly angular beach.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
I don't even think you could lay on it. That one little plank is pretty thin.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
"angular beach" is my favorite balearic subgenre
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
what about angular fat.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
that beach reminds me of andy gill am i right
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
if i could sit with anyone on that bench for an hour, it would be andy gill. i would keep talking about how the beach reminded me of his guitar playing, and how many other beaches it influenced, using every single synonym for angular but never actually saying it
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10330433_718773771520605_1232222841054797140_n.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
untold numbers of gut fauna have died for me so that's way off
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
Jesus Christ, The American Soldier and Shirley Manson IIRC
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link