why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

why do they talk about "peace dividends" then eh?

Peace sells.... but who's making a profit?

When will the Chinese learn that the way to revive their stagnating and profitless economy is to start a bunch of brushfire wars in far off countries?

it's true. we had a "Peace Store" here for awhile and it went out of business. nobody wants to buy peace sign t-shirts or tie dye bead spreads
http://ziolele.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/caliroll064.jpg?w=700

they want war sign t-shirts and blood soaked bed spreads

i would buy the latter actually

diy imo

I can never get the spatter patterns just right

http://www.cwtsavvytraveler.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dulles-america-store.jpg

^^ close enough?

kinda feeling that tie dye bedspread & shams

http://i.imgur.com/n5memna.jpg

aka I want to look at children's underwear

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10463073_10154359756710010_6237190407609280069_n.jpg

Boomer memories seem to be slipping, I guess.

gonna admit i'm quite puzzled by dj spooky's deployment of these images here: https://twitter.com/djspooky/status/491900293643124737

probably just trying to remind the world of his terribleness

haha what

kinda feeling that tie dye bedspread & shams

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, July 21, 2014 6:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

srsly what's with the sudden surge in autoplay videos ... is this some fb algorithm change or something?

my fb friends are the worst people on earth

SORRY TO WAKE YOU

been seeing this today: http://themetapicture.com/people-kept-complaining-this-restaurant-sucked-look-what-they-found-out/

observations from a FAMOUS RESTAURANT in NYC. they hired a firm to find out why they were getting bad reviews.

lol it's easy to solve mysteries when you selectively ignore all the other feedback unrelated to speed of service

'we were a great restaurant until wi-fi addicted customers sunk us!'

27 out of 45 customers asked their waiter to take a group photo. 14 of those request the waiter retake the photo as they were not pleased with the first photo. On average this entire process between the chit chatting and reviewing the photo taken added another 5 minutes and obviously caused the waiter not to be able to take care of other tables he/she was serving.

- a real report, by a firm

"our minds were blown by the two individual videos we compared to each other"

yeah that was discussed in the yelp thread

ok it was discussed by me in the yelp thread

already have ppl on my facebook wall treating that bullshit article as truth

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:30 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, everyone at a restaurant spends 4 hours taking pictures of their food and also 10 years ago ppl treated restaurants as asocial feeding troughs that exist solely for basic survival

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mom was making waiters take family pictures since i was a baby why does everyone thing phones invented cameras

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

It's even written the same way as "of the 30 inner city students tested, only six could correctly identify the name of the town Jesus was born in and only four knew the correct number of Wise Men who visited the manger."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Other_Wise_Man

facebook comment on photo of sign of portland donut shop:

'and yes that donut does have bacon on it!!'

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1800341_775993689092021_5967116124849316174_n.jpg?oh=4d95bf4eed81c69832405b88f960bab1&oe=54374D97

so glad they achieved their goal of bringing back the funny. was worried for a sec.

Nothing says "I wish my Facebook interactions were more individualized and personal" like squashed, artifacted text over an ugly gradient in an image macro from Facebook/BringingFunnyBack.

ONLY ONE WORD PLEASE

Small, compressed print: friends leaving more than one word will be collected and transported to reeducation centers.

"Folks, message received. I asked you each for one word from each of my friends and I got 'asshole', 'putz', 'cumstain', 'cockfarmer', 'fuckweasel', 'dickchafe', and 'dictator'. I'm just ashamed that it took THIS exercise for the truth to come out."

"narcissism"

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b87ba21395033c0ea4c1bc0c61d62500/tumblr_n9aj10AsH91qb3fx3o1_500.jpg

O ok thx

sounds true

puts down bong, goes outside

can't figure out if this is a parody or not

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10552623_10100163740930507_3239765667405517861_n.jpg

fuck off there's no way i am reading that

tl;dr If YOU love something set it FREE if it comes back it was MeAnT tO bE >>>Bob Marley<<<

A comet passing a sun is in orbit, not pulled from it.

Like a comet
pulled from orbit
pressed in frozen winter shit
Fonts. Memes. Post to Facebook.

we are lead

we are lead to those who help us! we are just a big hunk of emotionless metal that they'd mold to their purposes! revolution!

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p180x540/10472791_297329360445171_3597901948755259254_n.jpg

as posted by Law & Order SVU star Christopher Meloni

lol

true story: back in myspace days christopher meloni had Chaki in his TOP 8 for a little while