GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

i had been avoiding that Meghan Trainor song but finally caved when it showed up here.... it's not that bad? Like I wouldn't seek it out but it's a functional summer novelty song.

"Shower" is great, probably the first Becky G song I've really liked!

<3 that Becky G too, get it outta here!

Guys, AJR also have this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOUf1BGWjmE

well that's mystifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2poC56ycWA

well of course they'd cover this. each member should have jumped into the fire behind them after their bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiD4S6t7zes

is it true iggy azalea's dad was crocodile dundee

I don't believe so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSeoK8l-TLA

The blatant ripping off of Betty Who does little to rescue the gross lyrics.

Now we talking astrology, getting our nails did, all Japanese-y

and man i can't wait that video for iggy azalea's 'fancy' w/o laughing, she is such a joke. it makes me like charli xcx less too. : /

that's pretty good for a Katy Perry song actually...

"this is how we do" is the best song with the worst lyrics

just noticed the distribution of accessories in the AJR video: glasses (the nerdy one), beanie (the front man), Nietzsche shirt (the bad boy)

are AJR reading this thread for ideas? because that video is very nearly a brilliant deconstruction of "stomp-campfire"

("that video" = the cover of "Hey Ho", not the "I'm Ready" video I was referring to in my last post)

I want Montel Jordan to run Katy Perry over in his big black truck :|

"Brooklyn Girls" is beneath contempt; literally the only thing that could've redeemed it would've been a well-placed sample of Tom Waits "Downtown Train" but NO SUCH LUCK

i actually laughed really hard at this but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsfqWopiaAw

Cringing hard at Posner's verse

I misheard "cold can" as "cocaine", & also thought T-Pain's "Platinum Bud" was referring to weed. But even if that were the case, it would take twice as many drug( reference)s to get me on board with this dreck.

IT'S HERE

http://emd.sharebeast.com/embed.php?type=slim&file=q4xxvi7jqhb0&enableDownload=false&filename=false&dur=199.5&bg=F9F9F9&border=CCCCCC&color1=00A5DF

("it" = the jessie j/nicki minaj/ariana grande hydra)

http://instagram.com/p/q4vCVXw0VA/?modal=true

http://instagram.com/p/q4xEDaw0Y1/?modal=true

http://instagram.com/p/q4_IRgw0TR/?modal=true

she's just unbearable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7o7LtcRsM

oh my god

imagine the vitriol they'll unleash when they catch up on all those NAKED DATING episodes

WHAT HAPPENED TO DENIRO?????

Theory Of A Deadman is still preoccupied with 2005, it seems.

lol wrote that before i knew 2005 when they had their only canadian #1 single. It's titled "No Surprise," as in "it's no surprise that bitch is leaving me."

Classy dudes.

theory of a deadman's new album features guest appearances from alice cooper and joe don from rascal flatts

I can't believe their label (full disclosure: I worked there for three years) let that song be released. This was the first single from the new album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKZ2PLTPYP8

How do those two tracks wind up on the same record?

Roadrunner or 604?

Roadrunner. Worked there from July 2011 till May of this year.

誤訳侮辱, are you saying "Drown" is much better than "Blow" or just that they've very different sounding songs?

Just curious. That "Drown" isn't horrible. I like the chorus, sorta, for the most part.

I'm so glad the spiritual descendents of Candlebox are still finding some success. (Jesus Christ, people still give bands like this record deals?)

I made it to "Kardashian" and that was it...

bwa ha ha this fucking song.

誤訳侮辱, are you saying "Drown" is much better than "Blow" or just that they've very different sounding songs?

Both. ("Drown" isn't much better than "Blow," but as a blatant Alice in Chains ripoff, it's not bad.)

Agreed.

Actually, I would say Drown *is* much better than Blow, but primarily because Blow is truly the bottom of the barrel. Drown may be mid-barrel (or a bit lower) but that's a long way up from the bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20EeBOBnyDU

fuck this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYj40-cZ5vI

It's like fun. jr.

The members of American Authors met each other while attending Berklee College of Music in 2007.

Wonder if they knew the Imagine Dragons dudes. Berklee! What are your programs like these days, dawgs?

Fun with a banjo. Just what we needed.

congratulations everyone these are terrible songs

the videos may be even worse than the songs tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

xojane-core

if I found out a band met at Berklee I try not to listen to them