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Charlton Heston: "You gotta tell them! Soylent Green is... poop!"
* crowd expresses dull surprise *
Charlton Heston: "It's made from poop! Soylent Green, it's made from poop!"
person in crowd #1: "Poop? Oh, for a moment there, we though you said 'people'."
Charlton Heston: "What the fuck? People? No, that would be stupid, no-one would do that. But what Soylent Green is made from is poop!"
person in crowd #2: "They say it's plankton. But you're saying it's plankton poop?"
Charlton Heston: "Wait, what? Plankton actually poop?"
person in crowd #2: "Well I'm not a marine biologist, but I assume they excrete waste in some form, and that probably could be considered poop."
Charlton Heston: "I gotta be honest here, I didn't know that plankton pooped. I, er, just assumed that it was human poop."
* crowd expresses mild shock *
person in crowd #3: "What kind of sick fetishist are you?"
person in crowd #2: "I think the word is para-coprophile - someone who derives sexual pleasure from the thought of other people eating poop."
Charlton Heston: "What? That's not a real word, you just made that up!"
person in crowd #1: "And anyway, your human poop theory doesn't work, because there'd be less poop as time went on. Remember that the Soylent corporation is trying to alleviate world hunger problems, not perpetuate it."
Charlton Heston: "Oh, you just go on believing that! I bet you're a corporate shill!"
* police arrive to arrest Charlton Heston for public disorder *
police officer: "OK buddy, you're coming along with us! No more of this poop talk!"
* Charlton Heston is taken away by the police, crowd goes back to munching on poop *
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 06:36 (nine years ago) link
seven years pass...
Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.
― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:25 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link