gay porn dvds iirc
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 11 July 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link
Yep.
― nickn, Friday, 11 July 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
For sale: The greatest investment emotionally and financially I have ever made.I'd always wanted one but hadn't the funds nor the drive to get it. Then I got a job. So did my two roommates. Convincing the first roommate was easy. For the second I had to make a Powerpoint. End Result? I'm pretty persuasi- just kidding it's a ballpit it sold itself.It's probably worth it for the PVC rectangular enclosure alone. The crossbars are designed to be shoulder height when leaning against the sides. Plus, it comes apart easily, as it's held together with friction (no glue). But don't buy it for the enclosure. You should buy it because it's a ballpit. Soon to be your ballpit.
I'd always wanted one but hadn't the funds nor the drive to get it. Then I got a job. So did my two roommates. Convincing the first roommate was easy. For the second I had to make a Powerpoint. End Result? I'm pretty persuasi- just kidding it's a ballpit it sold itself.
It's probably worth it for the PVC rectangular enclosure alone. The crossbars are designed to be shoulder height when leaning against the sides. Plus, it comes apart easily, as it's held together with friction (no glue). But don't buy it for the enclosure. You should buy it because it's a ballpit. Soon to be your ballpit.
http://madison.craigslist.org/tag/4584445317.html
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
comes of reading xkcd too much
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Thursday, 24 July 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
i admit, i chuckled
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 July 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
Our balls alone are worth $375.
truer words
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
Plus, nobody's ever said "I wish we didn't have this damn ball pit."
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 July 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link
I'm buying one for the office as a time-out zone
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 25 July 2014 05:33 (nine years ago) link
Couldn't decide whether this belonged in Craigs-hil or quid-ag
Emotional Writer Needed For Support Community for Affluent Individuals (Boston)compensation: $30 per postcontract jobtelecommuting okaySpecial community for people who have earned a lot of money or been born into a wealthy family needs a blog ghostwriter. The focus of the community is providing psychological support for the problems money brings -- family tensions, unfulfillable expectations, boredom, etc. To do this you must be intimately familiar with the problems faced by wealthy people. If you grew up wealthy or through some other means can write detailed blog posts on this topic, please get in touch. The posts need to be highly personal, emotional and have a strong editorial voice. These are anything but generic lectures. We are looking for 3 posts per week and each post pays $30. If you're interested, please send a brief cover letter with some suggested topics so we can see that you really can come up with specific topics which touch the hearts of people from affluent families along with some writing samples of your personal, emotionally charged writing. It should all be pasted into the body of the email. We can't open attachments. Thanks!
compensation: $30 per postcontract jobtelecommuting okay
Special community for people who have earned a lot of money or been born into a wealthy family needs a blog ghostwriter. The focus of the community is providing psychological support for the problems money brings -- family tensions, unfulfillable expectations, boredom, etc. To do this you must be intimately familiar with the problems faced by wealthy people. If you grew up wealthy or through some other means can write detailed blog posts on this topic, please get in touch.
The posts need to be highly personal, emotional and have a strong editorial voice. These are anything but generic lectures. We are looking for 3 posts per week and each post pays $30. If you're interested, please send a brief cover letter with some suggested topics so we can see that you really can come up with specific topics which touch the hearts of people from affluent families along with some writing samples of your personal, emotionally charged writing. It should all be pasted into the body of the email. We can't open attachments. Thanks!
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/wri/4588968385.html
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
"rich people only to do serious research and important writing, pay is under $100 a week, we do not know how to use computers"
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
how do you think the rich stay rich amirite
― Nhex, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/zip/4593335585.html
Free "Noise" Table (Tarantula Hill)
Giving away a very broken-in "Noise" table. Folds up nice, has that signature unstable feel to it. From laptops to synths crappy fx pedals, this table will definitely suit your needs and might break midway into your set transitioning your performance nicely into an "on-your-knees" tantrum style ending. This table has been used by GIANTS of the "Noise" tradition such as Narwhalz, Max Eilbacher, Reverse Baptism, Sister Midnight, Gene Pick, Nate Young, Rat Bastard and others. NO Trip Metal Spammmers!!!
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
haha damn i was hoping that was in the music gear category
― ♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Friday, 1 August 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
hahah i just realized it is just a table
― Nhex, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
Any neophyte who quickly grabs up this bargain-priced $3850 Ferrari 360 Spider may be in for an unpleasant surprise.....
― and in his absence, she (Lee626), Friday, 17 October 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link
im a neophyte, what gives?
― NI, Friday, 17 October 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
It's a Mitsubishi upon which the seller has affixed some Ferrari badges.
― nickn, Friday, 17 October 2014 03:38 (nine years ago) link
the floor mats are kinda a giveaway
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 October 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
I like that he calls it a replica.
― nickn, Friday, 17 October 2014 04:20 (nine years ago) link
Beyond the Ferrari logos, the only replicated parts are the red paint and maybe the wheels. It takes a bit more to convincingly clone a Ferrari
― and in his absence, she (Lee626), Friday, 17 October 2014 06:06 (nine years ago) link
I'd like to think the price'd be a dead giveaway even knowing zilch about cars!
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 17 October 2014 07:15 (nine years ago) link
This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw's home town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because there is a 90+% chance that it is cursed. Since it's been in my house my life has descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100 swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since i got this sword, about 3 times a week a crucifix will fall off of my wall for no reason. I am 76 years old. I cannot have this cursed item in my house anymore. Please take it off my hands!!
Great Pic too.
https://austin.craigslist.org/atq/4786268922.html
― MaresNest, Friday, 5 December 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
amazing
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 December 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link
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― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 December 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link
picture preserved for posterity because it must behttp://i.imgur.com/hiGvDMw.jpg
― Nhex, Friday, 5 December 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because there is a 90+% chance that it is cursed.
*** rolls D20 ***
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 5 December 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
the frogurt is also cursed
― Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
fake
― (diamonddave85), Friday, 5 December 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
I WILL WALK YOUR DOG (Seattle): http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/pet/4842776649.html
― millmeister, Friday, 16 January 2015 09:41 (nine years ago) link
Boogie For Jesus is a dance ministry that tries to create a party atmosphere wherever they perform. Its feature performer and founder is an entertainer named Lorvin. Through the use of his 3 characters of The Charismatic, The Godinator, and Mr. Minnesota, he has probably entertained over 1/2 million people through over 25 parades, along with many other events. He is a rapper, dancer, and a professional entertainer. He takes popular music, cleans up the lyrics, and then gives the songs a great message. He has a convertible car with disco ball and a dance crew wearing tie-dye shirts for parades. To find out more, go to BoogieforJesus.com. If your church or organization would like us to perform, please contact me. Thanks.
― Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
Through the use of his 3 characters of The Charismatic, The Godinator, and Mr. Minnesota
poll
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link
probably entertained
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
This HAS to be a prank just to stuff somebody's VM box full for the next 48 hours
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/msg/4949013268.html
portland >multnomah co >for sale >musical instruments - by owner reply x prohibited[?] Posted: 10 hours ago Old keybroad roland - $50 (Se)http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_2JbOUZuzx5G_600x450.jpgI have an old keyboard that my son left in the garage a few years ago. The lights go on but it doesn't have speakers so I cant play it. Hopefully someone else has speakers for it. Here is a picture$50 or best offerdo NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offerspost id: 4949013268
http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_2JbOUZuzx5G_600x450.jpg
I have an old keyboard that my son left in the garage a few years ago. The lights go on but it doesn't have speakers so I cant play it. Hopefully someone else has speakers for it. Here is a picture
$50 or best offer
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offerspost id: 4949013268
― The Thin Blue Slime (kingfish), Thursday, 26 March 2015 07:15 (nine years ago) link
For a bassist, we need someone that can come up with creative lines, and not just simply play the root notes of the guitar all the time. As I am a fan of Steve Harris and Geddy Lee, I would love for the bass to really stand out in the songs. You'll also have to be comfortable switching around tunings (or just use an octave pedal to make it all easier).
For a drummer, we need someone skilled, tight, can get crazy at times, but knows when enough is enough. Fills and flourishes are great, but please, don't do it in every single measure! Double bass is a must, no matter how well you can do 16th notes with one foot, and using at least four toms would be a big plus. To make matters easier, I have an eight-piece Tama Superstar that you can use at practice, and even shows.
I probably shouldn't do this, in case this is some ilxor's posting, but the incongruity between these band requirements and the Casiotone For The Painfully Yowly demo they posted has me lolling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-WTWan13c
― The job killing and likely illegal (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
For a piano player, we need someone that can play the vocal melody in exact unison with our singer
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
I know, right? I'm trying to imagine this demo with Geddy Lee bass and blast beats. I think part of the reason I find this so funny is his platonic ideal of 4+ toms is my 9th circle of hell.
― The job killing and likely illegal (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link
maybe I am grossly misunderstanding "octave pedal" but what the hell does that have to do with alternate tunings
― DJP, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link
haha, I wondered that as well.
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
maybe that song is an example of what they're trying to move away from...?
― DJP, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
'switching around tunings' is code for "playing the solo to 'fool in the rain'"
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
For a guitar player, we need someone who can create as much string noise as possible when changing power chords.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link
or 'octave pedal' = 'pitch shifter' and the only alternative tuning they use is tune down half or whole step.
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link
but they want to move beyond furrier transfers, basically
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link
Another one, lengthy but worth the time:
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/muc/4994437125.html
― The job killing and likely illegal (Dan Peterson), Friday, 24 April 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/user/gigadead
― sleeve, Friday, 24 April 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link
(relating to Dan's post just now)
― sleeve, Friday, 24 April 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link
Steve Marriott type vocalist (MN)
Needed and Humble Pie type vox. No drugs or boozers.
Uh, how exactly do they think Steve GOT that voice?
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
Soul-consuming succubus seeks innocent milquetoast for dream haunting
diet : the immortal souls of corrupted men dislikes : God and His servants body : unimaginably beautiful, barely out of reach height : like nine feet age : 5600 years, give or take
Me: uncompromisingly evil, soul-consuming creature of the netherworld (i.e., a succubus) seeking an innocent between the ages of 18 and 65 whose dreams to haunt on a regular, long-term basis. My interests include psychological torture, literally eating souls, wet dreams, sleep deprivation-induced panic attacks in the bathroom stall of your favorite sports bar, spicy food, non-missionary sex in the astral plane, and serving Satan, lord of all evil.
You: completely innocent, perhaps even virginal, teetering on the edge of corruption and in need of a good, hard push.
Serious replies only, we don't fuck around down here.
― sleeve, Thursday, 20 August 2015 06:01 (eight years ago) link
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/theres_a_giant_pink_vagina_couch_for_sale_on_craigslist#disqus_thread
― nickn, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link
For the right-wing babysitter and floor sweeper in your life
About 75% of this job is evening childcare for three very fun boys, 6-year-old twins and a 2-year-old. The remaining time will be divided between blogging about current events and light household tasks (floor sweeping, etc.). Candidates must be available to work 3 or 4 evenings per week from 5:00 PM until 8:30 PM. The political writing will consist of short, tabloid-style blog entries about the news from a conservative point of view.The location is on the west side of Madison, near the Whole Foods, and the specific days can be determined (partly) by the candidate.Qualifications:Experience working with children.Licensed driver with good driving record: one of the duties is picking the kids up from daycare. Owning a car is a plus.Excellent writing skills.Strong references.
The location is on the west side of Madison, near the Whole Foods, and the specific days can be determined (partly) by the candidate.
Qualifications:
Experience working with children.Licensed driver with good driving record: one of the duties is picking the kids up from daycare. Owning a car is a plus.Excellent writing skills.Strong references.
https://madison.craigslist.org/wri/5182058568.html
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 24 September 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link