This was touched on earlier, but seeing this menu in real life gave me ptsd
http://www.tacobell.com/static_files/TacoBell/StaticAssets/images/food/menu/Menu_Breakfast_2014_A.jpg
Although I could go for some cinnabon bites tbqh
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
I really wanna try those. AM CRUNCHWRAP BABY.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
yeah, I bet the AM crunchwrap is good.
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
That looks gross and I would totally eat it.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
My understanding is that food in advertising is often doctored (sometimes to the point of not actually being the food advertised) so as to make the food in question appear as appetizing as possible. So I guess I don't understand why the food depicted in Taco Bell's breakfast advertising looks so much like tortilla-wrapped vom.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
If you're eating at Taco Bell you've already given up
― Nhex, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
i've been eating soyrizo and egg breakfast burritos with half of a hashbrown in them and hashbrown in a breakfast burrito is the best
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
i appreciate those stupid ads where taco bell's like "man, mcdonalds don't care about the hash brown, BUT WE DO, do we put it in into our breakfast burrito, suck it mcdonalds"
― Nhex, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
There's a restaurant nearby that made hash brown-wrapped omelets that were amazing but they stopped making them and I stopped going there. Because what kind of a decision is that even.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
can u get any of those without eggs?
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
so annoyed w/the prevalence of egg-centric breakfast menus
but but eggs are delicious
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
i am insane & don't like eggs
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
i like to fart & i am crazy
― Explanations Are Too Boring! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link
That's some cool waffle tech up there
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
When I worked at Taco Bell, someone ordered an "ice taco" – a wheat tortilla filled with ice, and cheese sprinkled on top. Why hasn't Taco Bell tried to mainstream this???
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
lol
― badg, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
iced cheese
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
fool me thrice...cheese on ice
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
convinced crabbits lives in a wim wenders movie
― goole, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link
― Nhex, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=18125
It also has been spotted testing a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts”
― j., Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
huh if they're thinking about making something like a luther vandross burger version of a breakfast sandwich that would be right up hardee's alley, though it wouldn't be that different from a mcgriddle really.
― balls, Thursday, 10 July 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1TPeOzyYRk
― 龜, Thursday, 10 July 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
Like Russian roulette corn triangles.
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/53b570d2eab8ea253a7418c0/doritos-launches-bizarre-roulette-edition-where-some-chips-are-insanely-hot.jpg
― dylannn, Thursday, 10 July 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link
I think that you could make non-gross versions of most of the Taco Bell breakfast items at home with basic cooking skills, and they would be far less greasy and overwhelming than what you get at Taco Bell and still be kinda greasy and overwhelming.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 10 July 2014 06:49 (nine years ago) link
http://jezebel.com/taco-company-surprises-twitter-users-with-glorious-chee-1620434505
'WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?'
― j., Wednesday, 13 August 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link
Thought of this thread when I listened to this earlier: http://www.marketplace.org/topics/business/chocolate-fried-chicken-taste-test
― beard papa, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 04:32 (nine years ago) link
i'm currently eating root beer float oreos and thinking there could be a whole other thread for snack aisle products
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
then you could follow http://junkfoodguy.com/, he's no ßurgerßusiness industry observer, but he does seem to enjoy testing that junk out
― j., Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.junkfoodguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/pumpkinjifwhips-05.png
I opened this tub of Limited Edition Pumpkin Pie Spice JIF Whips up and sniffed – decent pumpkin spice aroma! So that’s a win.
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
would spread
― heck (silby), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
that looks exactly like dog shit
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
fresh from the doggy sphincter
If your dog's shit looks like that, it's time to go to the vet.
― struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
he already died
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2014/08/25/the-10-meat-mountain-from-arbys-its-exactly-what-it-sounds-like/?tid=sm_fb
http://i.imgur.com/jD1uYzx.jpg
h/t Ned
― 龜, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link
surely this cannot be ascribed to human ingenuity, as if it were cooked up in a lab by a poindexter wearing meat goggles
the inspiration here is nature's grandeur itself
― j., Monday, 25 August 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
the science was in the focus group statistical analysis
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Monday, 25 August 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
'do you like it zoomed in THIS much? … or THIS much??'
― j., Monday, 25 August 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwYEJUc__ms
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link
Black hamburgers.
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/burger_king_goes_goth_in_japan_with_their_black_burger
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
Bela Lugosi's fed!
http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/gothburger1.jpg
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
Black Velveeta always is ready to dance.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link
i'm here to report that cookie dough oreos do exist, are an abomination unto the lord, are delicious
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 September 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
http://www.kfc.co.jp/sp/campaign/colonelsday_thanks3/index.html#campaign3_title
http://i.imgur.com/TntXD37.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tCdqpTA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QYz2Jwi.jpg
I need all of these promotional toys
― 龜, Thursday, 18 September 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
Love the drawing of the Colonel under that inexplicable chicken keyboard.
― "a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 18 September 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
wing wing leg leg k f c wing leg wing k f c wing leg leg breast
― j., Friday, 19 September 2014 00:28 (nine years ago) link
wow
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link
wing to the leg leg wing to the head
― "a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 September 2014 01:17 (nine years ago) link