http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-founding-father-are-you-424
― 龜, Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahahahahasobhahahahahaha
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
i did lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-seinfeld-character-are-you-446
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-classic-dad-texts-483
― Evan, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
3. LOL! This one just screams ‘Dad!’http://chimg.onionstatic.com/1299/original/480.jpg
― Evan, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
Ha! all six of those are genius.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
lol that one is so good
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 11 July 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/did-you-know-todays-standards-marilyn-monroe-would-498
― guwop (crüt), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link
very obvious but I lolled: http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-introvert-extrovert-or-sea-monster-501?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 14 July 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link
typical headline-funnier-than-article, but http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/what-your-teen-really-doing-when-she-says-shes-goi-467
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
haha
http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381
― cardamon, Monday, 14 July 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
saw this one passed around twitter very credulously today: http://www.clickhole.com/article/grading-lebron-james-essay-485
― some dude, Monday, 14 July 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
^^^I loved that soooo much.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link
I know literally fuck all about basketball but it spoke way too much about the passion and banality of grading essays.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link
the question marks for 'old head' and 'word choice' for 'varejao' are great
― balls, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/youll-never-look-twinkie-same-way-again-519
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-cats-who-are-getting-their-summer-dedicated-memo-523
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-coolest-creatures-brought-life-andy-serkis-503
― gbx, Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-supercut-every-time-harrison-ford-says-harri-553
so dumb but i laughed v hard at this
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
lol i just noticed this above the ads
http://i.imgur.com/mYPcx7K.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OFuzyC5.jpg
i lold
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 July 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
i always suspected
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 18 July 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/you-can-write-whatever-you-want-babyand-heres-proo-580
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 21 July 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
Haha! Bring me a baby and a marker!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 July 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
this one is a bit woah http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/check-out-my-cool-new-desk-583
― NI, Monday, 21 July 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-man-sees-his-family-first-time-after-27-year-594
― 龜, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
Dying...
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-things-you-should-never-say-pregnant-woman-586
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link
yesss
― mh, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-most-beautiful-beaches-america-and-people-whove--561
― how's life, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link
i've been to 2 of those! (cape hatteras and grayton beach)
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
― Evan, Wednesday, July 23, 2014 1:41 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
plenty of potential for overlap I know but this seems more like an Onion thing
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-nsfw-pics-halle-berry-579
― not pop, shambhala, where to buy weed (some dude), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I liked that one I must admit.
― Alex In Complete Agreement (aldo), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/beyonce-makes-susan-b-anthony-look-shit-sucking-gu-569
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
damn
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
Clickhole seven days agohttp://www.clickhole.com/article/10-real-names-rappers-theyd-rather-you-didnt-know-545
Guardian todayhttp://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/quiz/2014/jul/23/can-you-guess-rappers-real-names
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, July 23, 2014 10:10 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I like to think they decide based on how incognito the headline looks once posted on facebook.
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link
DL posts another perfect example. It's like trying to write a parody Weezer song that can be distinguished from a real Weezer song they wrote with a straight face.
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
Poe's Law
― Mordy, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
there are definitely articles on clickhole that seem like they should just be on the onion, especially a lot of the op eds the onion's been doing for years, they usually don't seem to fit into the clickbait mold
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link
lol
http://www.clickhole.com/video/whats-happening-gaza-will-shock-you-so-watch-inste-604?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link
thread is just becoming an RSS feed but
http://www.clickhole.com/article/4-famous-movie-lines-were-improvised-set-570
“No, my sled...” made me actuallol
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
The movie’s directors agreed, and after two weeks of frantic rewrites, Garland’s off script moment had resulted in an entire fictional realm called Oz as the new setting for the all-time classic flick, which was renamed from After The Tornado to The Wizard Of Oz.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
ha - I saw this in my FB feed this morning and thought it was a real Jezebel article
― Darin, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
Susan Beyoncény
― kinder, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link
I really think this one is perfect because it angrily captures the mindlessness of clickbait garbage:
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-bing-bong-theory-are-you-524
The writer was probably at that same breaking point I'm at. I use the chat feature with a few people on facebook but it's tough to ignore the "feed" in the process and the content enrages me.
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
I completely lost my shit at that one. It's so stupid but so perfect.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
For real.
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link