Man I don't think I can trust a ginger again after this match
― 龜, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
he tried to de-brayne jones
― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
Howard should beat the crap out of his defenders, they are appalling.
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
Lukaku looks like a man skipping into the office after a good night's sleep, while his 21 colleagues trudge in from an all-night bender
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
Ya dancer!!!
he's rly sunk to de bruyne depths
búm
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
sweet
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
Game over
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
RIP
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
great goal
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
Lukaku is just unfair right now.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
haha I was just typing "Howard p good at stopping balls booted straight at him"
― mark s, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
weeeelp
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
Can't wait for BEL-ARG
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
Howard should've had that
― dan m, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
this fuckin craic of give them the flanks is some dumb shit, and not just from the yanks this wc
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
:(
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
you can't go to the quarter finals with a trite defender like Beasley
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
fresh prince of bel arg will be some SRS dogshit
Soccer is a stupid sport
I hate it so much
― 龜, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
sad
― Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
*takes ball and goes home*
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
TIME FOR SOME INVIGORATING STATS
MOST DISTANCE COVERED - Marcelo Diaz, Chile (52.2km)MOST DISTANCE COVERED IN POSSESSION - Philipp Lahm, Germany (20.8km)MOST DISTANCE COVERED WITHOUT POSSESSION - Sofiane Feghouli, Algeria (18.3km)SWIFTEST - Junior Diaz, Costa Rica (33.8km/h)MOST ATTEMPTS - Karim Benzema, France (25)MOST ATTEMPTS ON TARGET - Karim Benzema (19)MOST ATTEMPTS INSIDE THE AREA - Karim Benzema (18)MOST ATTEMPTS OUTSIDE THE AREA - Xherdan Shaqiri, Switzerland (15)MOST OFFSIDES - Thomas Müller, Germany (6)MOST SOLO RUNS INTO AREA - Arjen Robben, Netherlands (10)MOST LOST BALLS - Angel Di Maria, Argentina (60 - that's six-zero, sixty)MOST GOALS - James Rodriguez, Colombia (5)MOST LEFT-FOOTED GOALS - Lionel Messi, Argentina (4)MOST RIGHT-FOOTED GOALS - Benzema/Müller/Neymar (3)MOST HEADED GOALS - Enner Valencia, Ecuador (2)MOST ASSISTS - Juan Cuadrado, Colombia (4)MOST DELIVERIES IN AREA - Lionel Messi (21)MOST TACKLED PLAYER - Alexis Sanchez, Chile (34)MOST ATTEMPTED CLEARANCES - Gary Medel, Chile (22)MOST RECOVERED BALLS - Gary Medel (36)MOST SAVES - Rais Mbolhi, Algeria (23)MOST FOULS - Andranik Timotian, Iran (12)MOST FOULED PLAYER - Georgios Samaras, Greece (21)MOST PASSES - Toni Kroos, Germany (414)MOST COMPLETED PASSES - Javier Mascherano, Argentina (364)MOST CROSSES - Angel Di Maria (49)MOST CORNERS TAKEN - Mathieu Valbuena, France (21)MOST THROW-INS TAKEN - Mauricio Isla, Chile (56)
― ogmor, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
BREAKING: HOWARD RENOUNCES U.S. CITIZENSHIP, MOVES TO HOUSEBOAT IN MIDDLE OF PACIFIC OCEAN
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre)Posted: July 1, 2014 at 10:11:24 PMHoward should beat the crap out of his defenders, they are appalling.
lol he was so mad at them the whole time
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
the US is still the best at: baseball, basketball and american football.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
Julian Greeen, lips like, David Viiine...
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
was bedoya the giftwrapper for goal #1? lucky to have a contract somewhere, haven't seen running like that with an ending like that since Marley & me
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
OptaJoe @OptaJoe · 2m14 - Tim Howard has now made more saves in a single game than any other player in World Cup history (1966-2014). Barrier. #BELUSA
14 - Tim Howard has now made more saves in a single game than any other player in World Cup history (1966-2014). Barrier. #BELUSA
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link
龜Posted: July 1, 2014 at 10:13:54 PMSoccer is a stupid sport
it is very frustrate
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link
ogmor wasn't robben clocked at 37kmh
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link
Apparently not
― ogmor, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
Lol Lagoon I know, but they literally deserve a physical beating imho.
Or Howard could hide their towels after the game.
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
game on!
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
HOLY FUCK
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
GOOOAAAL
― cajunsunday, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
well fuckin cum my boots
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
oh shiiii
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
that was a bit good
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
Game on? Surely... Not?
YOU FUCKING BEAUTY!
― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
WHAT A GOAL
― Jibe, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
gdamn that blown goal at the end of regulation
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
passionate baffling words from deems
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
we're winning this thing
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
jesus world cup i beseech you stop doing this to me every bedtime
― sktsh, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
oh my WORD.
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
yessssssssss
― mark s, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
...
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
depth perception is a killer
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link