World Cup 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgxSlpAHNrU

http://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2014/06/30/ian-penman/teething-troubles/

As Lacan put it, echoing Freud, the patient ‘can only refind himself by abolishing the ego’s alter ego’. Or as gangsta rappers Clipse once warned, ‘Don’t let yo’ ego trick yo’ ass.’

dempsey is annoying, constantly bitching and moaning, when he's not perfecting his nut tap technique.
http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/CLINT-DEMPSEY-NUTSHOT.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87MSNRfDKEQ

^^^ Banger, even if Asamoah Gyan's verse is mostly just a list of girls' names.

song is about girls tbf

amazing
Chile striker Mauricio Pinilla gets tattoo of last minute shot against the bar....
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrcmKA0CUAAURKY.png:large

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA

(Embarrassing rap at 2:30)

Genius ftw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N8xwXUk_bY

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BreJGiNIUAArvKn.jpg

dogs should be obligatory in a football match

ugh the first one I will get to watch in its entirety will be Belgium USA, which will surely be like a really shitty midtable Premiership game.

That is like some unintelligible line from The Goon Show, or Performance....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGMC6xib6bo

there are two words in that sentence you could reasonably claim not to understand. Give it a rest

yes, the two crucial ones, apparently

nice dive

the most interesting thing about this game is bad refereeing

Wtf was that?

The ref's a multi-millionaire who does this as a hobby, apparently.

worst shot ever?

fuckin horsewhipped

Drmic shot vmic

ixnay on the elgium-Bay

I saw that, Aerosmith.

Chances are that they're going to score in 2 minutes, but Argentina has been vv underwhelming this first half.

the whole half seemed...restrained

Apologies from Wales for inflicting JaMo on the rest of the UK and anyone else watching the BBC coverage

lol di maria is such a smug dick

trying a rabona cross when you're playing an elmination game in the WC and the score is still 0-0, wtf is wrong with him

he's just that left footed?

cunt should literally be on a plane home before 90 mins is up for that

Messi ain't hamez

James does have some useful teammates though

Hoping we get a goal soon so I don't have to watch another 30 minutes of this.

the thought of watching another switzerland game is quite dispiriting

like I'm all for mongrel scrapping packs but why sacrifice messi to one

http://gawker.com/will-the-u-s-beat-belgium-in-the-world-cup-psychic-cl-1598467582

Is Switzerland a dirty team or are they just being 'physical'

Clam the psychic clam

I've missed most of this, has it all been thus?

Hoping we get a goal soon so I don't have to watch another 30 minutes of this.

― groovypanda, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 17:37 (9 minutes ago) Permalink

DITTO

is this game a secret Swiss euthanasia plan zzzzzzz

worst game of the tournament IMO, still not much worse than 6/10

switzerland have been quite dirty today but weren't really in the group stage

Xp otm

I'd say 4/10 tho.

yeah, the mysterious swiss plan to contain messi seems to be nothing more than looking at the stats for who most often passes to him, then foul the shit out of those guys before they have the chance

lol at di Maria losing possession 37 times, Xavi's whole career was for nothing

Just got in. This a good 0-0 game or a bad one?

the worst

meh