a properly progressive banter
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link
Bruno Martins Indigo Girl - not really thought this through tbh.
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/BeyondTLM/status/546338679342776320
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link
^^ new board description - seemingly automated catastrophe that initially occurs on ILF and then posts "^^ new board description" in response to every single new post on ilxor.com for eight continuous weeks, somehow withstanding all attempts to ban the account; after the turnover of new posts has decreased to a feeble, traumatised trickle, the entity ultimately disappears without fanfare, nearly every board description having been inexplicably changed to say "^^ new board description" on its final night of activity
the board description for I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX still just says DUMPLINGS!
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link
its like the g ceara of message board posting
― Killarney Hilton (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:07 (eight years ago) link
^^ new board description
― There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Friday, 12 June 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
abu akbar al-turikani -- volatile expatriate poster who joins ilf hoping to a find a supplier who can ship a carlos edwards 2007-08 player issue shirt to mosul. traditionalist views on apostasy and the doctrinal legitimacy of polygamous marriages with war orphans divide ilx, some expressing strong dissent while others defending it as a legitimate expression of the suppressed culture of north-east england. sudden sabbatical related by some posters to an f-15 strike in anbar province that reportedly destroyed seventeen armoured vehicles and a rare collection of wings memorabilia.
― Sean Daesh (nakhchivan), Friday, 13 November 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link
The Shawcross Redemption - shadowy poster who hints that they may be a former professional whilst posting increasingly threatening demands for Ryan Shawcross to be picked for England
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 November 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link
Marcelo Carlino -- volatile south american poster who delights ilx with photos of his pugs and capybaras playing together in his private lake. migrates to ILF, posting broken english dismissals of every post in 'the nascent appeal of managerial competency' accompanied with grainy photos of his desk covered in hundreds of tactical diagrams. leaves abruptly and without explanation; references to marseille, the basque country and a trip to south wales in late 2015 are later pieced together by darraghmac to indicate a role in a global jesuitical conspiracy.
― Let’s all go on an unban safari, we might see some ilxor migrants (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 January 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link
daddy's little girl -- embittered liverpool fan who registers and posts predominantly on the subject of jamie vardy's move to arsenal using a repeating cycle of JME lyrics and pictures of soiled wedding dresses. defended from accusations of triteness and creepiness by ilxor imago on the grounds that ILF 'could use some female presence tbh' until found to be a prototype chatbot from vardy's luxembourg based ChatShitGetBanged AG natural language processing lab.
― nakhchivan, Friday, 3 June 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link
Emmanuel Frimpong - actually Emmanuel Frimpong.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 4 June 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link
grey mad professor pierre van hooijdonk and Roy poly ' I bought a pub' rafael van de vaart on my stream for the dutch
― Swanswans, Sunday, 13 June 2021 18:36 (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Roy Poly - publican and record-collector who pretends to be Rafael Van De Vaart for an entire half-season. Fond of posting about his alternative lifestyle choices to the Champions League thread. Rumbled when the real Van De Vaart is revealed to be in a happy and fulfilling relationship with a princess
― imago, Sunday, 13 June 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link
this and wisdom of gaffers are my favourite ilf, well ilx tbh, threads. had forgotten about nakh's 'hate to say I told let saux'
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 13 June 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link
le seux
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 13 June 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link