ILF trolls of the future

lol

:D

Grant holt ‏@Grantholt31

Good morning people last game of the season for villa today so hopefully take all 3 points and finish on a high.

twinyavb ‏@BTwiny May 11

@Grantholt31 please don't return bk to villa your dog shit your not fit to wear the claret and blue

a properly progressive banter

Bruno Martins Indigo Girl - not really thought this through tbh.

https://twitter.com/BeyondTLM/status/546338679342776320

^^ new board description - seemingly automated catastrophe that initially occurs on ILF and then posts "^^ new board description" in response to every single new post on ilxor.com for eight continuous weeks, somehow withstanding all attempts to ban the account; after the turnover of new posts has decreased to a feeble, traumatised trickle, the entity ultimately disappears without fanfare, nearly every board description having been inexplicably changed to say "^^ new board description" on its final night of activity

the board description for I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX still just says DUMPLINGS!

its like the g ceara of message board posting

^^ new board description

abu akbar al-turikani -- volatile expatriate poster who joins ilf hoping to a find a supplier who can ship a carlos edwards 2007-08 player issue shirt to mosul. traditionalist views on apostasy and the doctrinal legitimacy of polygamous marriages with war orphans divide ilx, some expressing strong dissent while others defending it as a legitimate expression of the suppressed culture of north-east england. sudden sabbatical related by some posters to an f-15 strike in anbar province that reportedly destroyed seventeen armoured vehicles and a rare collection of wings memorabilia.

The Shawcross Redemption - shadowy poster who hints that they may be a former professional whilst posting increasingly threatening demands for Ryan Shawcross to be picked for England

Marcelo Carlino -- volatile south american poster who delights ilx with photos of his pugs and capybaras playing together in his private lake. migrates to ILF, posting broken english dismissals of every post in 'the nascent appeal of managerial competency' accompanied with grainy photos of his desk covered in hundreds of tactical diagrams. leaves abruptly and without explanation; references to marseille, the basque country and a trip to south wales in late 2015 are later pieced together by darraghmac to indicate a role in a global jesuitical conspiracy.

daddy's little girl -- embittered liverpool fan who registers and posts predominantly on the subject of jamie vardy's move to arsenal using a repeating cycle of JME lyrics and pictures of soiled wedding dresses. defended from accusations of triteness and creepiness by ilxor imago on the grounds that ILF 'could use some female presence tbh' until found to be a prototype chatbot from vardy's luxembourg based ChatShitGetBanged AG natural language processing lab.

Emmanuel Frimpong - actually Emmanuel Frimpong.

grey mad professor pierre van hooijdonk and Roy poly ' I bought a pub' rafael van de vaart on my stream for the dutch

― Swanswans, Sunday, 13 June 2021 18:36 (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Roy Poly - publican and record-collector who pretends to be Rafael Van De Vaart for an entire half-season. Fond of posting about his alternative lifestyle choices to the Champions League thread. Rumbled when the real Van De Vaart is revealed to be in a happy and fulfilling relationship with a princess

this and wisdom of gaffers are my favourite ilf, well ilx tbh, threads. had forgotten about nakh's 'hate to say I told let saux'

le seux