feels like revives of this thread should come with a national holiday
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link
(because I want to ditch work & re-read the whole thing)
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 13:04 (nine years ago) link
has anyone published it as a book yet?
I volunteer to compile the index
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 13:06 (nine years ago) link
i remember being on the subway in like 2004-2005 and hearing two girls loudly arguing about whether cam'ron was a good rapper. And one of the girls used this line as an example of why he is lousyShe put her foot on my balls... Now it's a footballAlthough I've found no evidence of this line actually existing, it still tickles me, and seems like the mid-00s version of this convo.
She put her foot on my balls... Now it's a football
― choom raider (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, April 4, 2010 10:44 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
craziest part of that is your addiction was apparently so bad, you'd hallucinate when you were "on the subway".
― k3vin k., Sunday, April 4, 2010 10:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link
No lie, I was going around the other day like, "Shit, what was that garbage Lil Wayne line about 'She put her (X) on my (Y), now it's a (X+Y)'?"
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link
I feel like several ilxors posted in those comments, cuz I refuse to believe anybody else called these "grocery bags"!
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link
Noisey: Kind of jumping off of that when I bring your name up most casual listeners know you from that Grocery Bag line on “Bed Rock.” Has that line defined you? Or haunted you in a way?
Gudda Gudda: How can that haunt me? It can’t ever haunt me. That was the biggest song I’ve ever been on in my life. I made the most money I ever made from that song. That can’t, that don’t define me at the end of the day. Like I said that’s bandwagon motherfuckers that hear these type of songs and form an opinion from that. I got bodies of work. How can you define me from one verse? That ain’t possible. I got classic tapes. Listen. My shit is documented. That verse don’t define me at all. That might have been the biggest song I ever been on commercially. But that shit don’t define me.
― am0n alb4rn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 June 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
biggest song he's ever been on in his life, yet two years ago his Wikipedia page was deleted for 'not being noteworthy' (sadly it's back up now)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
my shit is documented
Idk who gave Gudda Gudda the notion that he has "classic tapes", but he swallowed it hook, line, & singer... DRAKE
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
I remember going into FYE seeing stacks upon stacks of Gudda Gudda mixtapes and wondering just who the fuck was demanding them
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
wtf lol FYEare you for real?
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
When was this
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
anytime between 2010 - 2012 (prior to the one nearest me closing). I remember wondering to myself if he got big after Bedrock or something yet I kept looking online and couldn't find much chatter on ANY of the mixtapes. and yet every FYE I go to here, there are at least ten mix cds in a rack specially devoted to Gudda Gudda.
haven't been in the rap section of FYE in a while so hopefully they finally got rid of em (like who is buying mixtapes anyway in the datpiff age)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
lol this was the one I saw all the time
http://edge-img.datpiff.com/m19193a2/Gudda_Gudda_Guddaville-front-large.jpg
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
MY SHIT'S DOCUMENTED
http://edge-img.datpiff.com/m9cca100/Gudda_Gudda_Live_From_Da_Gudda_2-front-large.jpg
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
Been runnin' on empty... JACKSON BROWNEBut now my boys Thin Lizzy... BACK IN TOWN
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
Gonna get the Led out...JIMMY PAGEWon't do what you tell me...AGAINST THE MACHINE, RAGE
― relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
this was such a sad period for rap
― am0n alb4rn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link
Home school, my kids safe... SEED BANKYoung money, get over it... SHARK TANK
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
― bernard snowy, Sunday, June 29, 2014 4:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Sunday, June 29, 2014 4:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lollllll
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
Gudda tapes classics like Zapruder... FAKEDOwn wiki didn't know you last year... DRAKE'D
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Wiki don't know all the tapes I was really on / Speedy deleted, Gonzalez... ELIAN
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
... okay I think that's enough of that until the Young Money nostalgia-wave hits in 2030
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link
so this thread is cited on rapgenius
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 30 November 2014 08:46 (nine years ago) link
apologies btw if this has been pointed out already but
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 30 November 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link
so is 'examples of rappers loving will farrell'
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 30 November 2014 08:50 (nine years ago) link
holy shit Andy Grammer's grocery bag on this song:"I'm singin' hallelujah/ when you touch me/ hallelujah/ Jeff Buckley"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbPnSf-nqO4
― i got a really big steen, and they need some really big zings (some dude), Saturday, 2 January 2016 13:32 (eight years ago) link
I'm not clicking that. But I thank you for doing the lord's work by bumping this thread
... which reminds me: over christmas I had my wisdom teeth out & my mom bought me a lot of Kozy Shack™ brand pudding, which I enjoyed riffing on in my drugged-out stupor, e.g.
I'll take you to the Kozy Shack™I'll let you lick the grocery bagKeep going to the Kozy Shack™Watch out! here comes a ghost attack
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 2 January 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link
much as i love queen's speech, it is chockablock with this construction.
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 January 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link
is that the sequel to The King's Speech
― i got a really big steen, and they need some really big zings (some dude), Saturday, 2 January 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, November 30, 2014 3:46 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, November 30, 2014 3:50 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol wow i'm so influential
― i got a really big steen, and they need some really big zings (some dude), Saturday, 2 January 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link
ha ha I was carrying my baby around in a Trader's Joe's bag today saying "Grocery bag!"
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Sunday, 3 January 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link
just fyi i think the "grocery bag" line is referring to the fact that grocery bags "got" things, inside them
― max, Thursday, January 7, 2010 10:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
still lolling
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 3 January 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link
one of my pet theories about the Gudda line was that it was "I got a ni**a: Grocery Bag," and Grocery Bag was actually the name of some 4th tier Young Money weed carrier who'd drop verses on Gudda Gudda mixtapes.
― max r who max r (some dude), Saturday, December 18, 2010 4:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 3 January 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link
It's just an obtuse way of saying "bag her like groceries" Future/Jeezy, that's all
― nova, Monday, 4 January 2016 07:47 (eight years ago) link
I know this must sound crazy to you now but honestly..... that's just not things it worked in 2010
― bullshit gobbledegook rhyming cult (bernard snowy), Monday, 4 January 2016 09:08 (eight years ago) link
it's kinda depressing that no one thought
I knock her lights out, but she still shine (Lil Wayne)
was the most casually horrible line on this thing
― carly rae jetson (thomp), Monday, 4 January 2016 13:28 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, I thought that. Not seen this thread before tho.
― Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 13:59 (eight years ago) link
i think ppl probably assumed its about sex & not intimate partner violence but idk
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 4 January 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link
swallowed it hook, line, & singer... DRAKE― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
― bernard snowy, Monday, 21 March 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link
to truly unlock teh funnay, it is v.important that you picture Drake like so:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/hiphopdx-production/2015/07/Finding-Nemo.jpg
― bernard snowy, Monday, 21 March 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link
yes, your year-old meme is hilarious
― Hey (Extended Mix), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 04:26 (eight years ago) link
The entire first real track ("Shooter") on the new Clipping EP is built around the "...grocery bag" punchline structure.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ibeIqOv1ww
― ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link
"call me automatic weezy, I keep spitting" <<< simpler times for figurative language
Kill at Will? Solid water? Ice Cube!― da croupier, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 4:08 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinksolid water/ice cube is like high art compared to some of the shit in this song― some dude, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 4:22 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkONCE AGAIN TIGHT PRODUCTION MAKES UP FOR SHORTCOMINGS ELSZEWHERE― tramp steamer, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 7:54 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
solid water/ice cube is like high art compared to some of the shit in this song― some dude, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 4:22 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ONCE AGAIN TIGHT PRODUCTION MAKES UP FOR SHORTCOMINGS ELSZEWHERE― tramp steamer, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 7:54 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― every day, be sure you're woke (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
oh god I just googled clipping -- what is this sub pop hipster bs??! plz crosspost to rolling worst, stat
― every day, be sure you're woke (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link
Your wallet or your life... CHOOSE ONECome up off the lettuce... CROUTON
― Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
yeah that line got a chuckle but not enough to keep me from closing the browser tab and deleting the search history
― every day, be sure you're woke (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
If it makes you feel any better you probably weren't the only person googling daveed diggs this week
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 17 June 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link