Don't take my penalties, I need these.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
Instead of penalties, pull both goalies and then sudden death
― 龜, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
love seeing neymar battered
― linesman hardon (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
each team loses two men every two mins until a goal
two balls until someone scores!
― StanM, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
frustrating randomness is precisely why we watch football― r|t|c, Saturday, June 28, 2014 6:34 PM (49 seconds ago)
― r|t|c, Saturday, June 28, 2014 6:34 PM (49 seconds ago)
That's one way to uncloak as a QPR fan, tbf.
I love Adam Lallana, but if he's worth £25m then I'm terrified to think what Alexis Sanchez would go for.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
crowd vote
― linesman hardon (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
At the start of overtime, a second goal is added to each side
― 龜, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
did cesar take a penalty in a shootout once?
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
twitter
― caek, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
Ooohhhhhhhhh
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
the noise I made there
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
the noise i just made
― linesman hardon (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
foooooookin ell
― r|t|c, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
oh my ..
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
damnnnnnn
― willem, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
lollz xp
hoooly moly
― john wahey (NickB), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
JESUS
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
no no no
oof
christ
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
time at the end of time
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
hold me
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
lol this is brilliant
― caek, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
we are all tiny dancers now
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
THIS FUCKING WORLD CUP
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
bring out the rifles
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
no pressure guys
― john wahey (NickB), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
Not sure if Chile even have enough energy for walking to the penalty spot. This should be good.
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
SHOOT UP YEE HAR
Is Webb being paid by the hour? Maybe that's why this is all taking so long
― StanM, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
Has there ever been rioting at the World Cup
― 龜, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
hockey style shootout would be dece
― gbx, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
p sure someone cling wrapped the goals
that's probably just written the script for brazil's win but still i shall pray for a body-poppin neymar stutter step samba penalty that somehow climaxes with him missing the ball entirely and kicking himself in the face
― r|t|c, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
more faith in chile's keeper than toronto's
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
I'm in the worst airport in Poland and missing this :(
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
oh rtc i hope that happens
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
Love penalty shots when they don't involve my team, obviously.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
Time for Chile's keeper to be the hero?
― groovypanda, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
All the substitutes play along during extra time - 22 vs 22OTOH, three goalkeepers in every team, maybe that's not such a good idea
― StanM, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
hope neymar tries his standing foot penalty trick and it goes out for a throw in
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
cesar bricking it right now
― john wahey (NickB), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
Wish list for next season: someone finds a way to bring this version of Gary Medel to the Premier League.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
Even though Neymar's in pain, his hair is still looking fine.
― StanM, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
― gbx, Saturday, June 28, 2014 2:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
didn't MLS or something try this and it was terrible
penalties is the platonic ideal: just one guy cunting the ball at the goal, other guy tries to stop it
― caek, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
BRING IT!
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
Strategy talk for both teams! I can't imagine what else they can now be saying other than "don't miss and don't let the keeper save it" ?
― StanM, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
xp - yup, that was the first season of the MLS. They didn't have draws, so that was how tied games had to end...
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 28 June 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link