Bloomberg: What the hell is his problem?

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de Blasio backed the ban btw, tsk tsk

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1041458/original.jpg

iatee, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link

Still don't get what about the soda ban turned everybody into a libertarian

, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

Too arbitrary.

Suppose a convenience store started a promotion: "Buy a 31 oz. soda and get a free 1 oz. soda with it!" If they put them into two cups, would that violate the ban? Anything that could be so publically ridiculed and circumvented is not ever going to make a good law. It was either empty posturing, or a total failure to foresee its unenforceability.

Aimless, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

the point is to make it marginally more difficult to sell massive amounts of soda, not impossible. stores wouldn't give people 1 oz cups of soda because that would look make the store and the consumer look ridiculous, and nobody would actually miss that 1 oz of soda anyway, which is the bigger point.

iatee, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

people just want 'the biggest' and tend to finish what they order they don't have some innate desire to consume 32 oz of something

iatee, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

Wait, what's he doing in Bermuda?

how's life, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

he has dedicated the rest of his life and his entire fortune to studying the bermuda triangle mystery

iatee, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

the point is to make it marginally more difficult to sell massive amounts of soda, not impossible.

bingo! there can't be a compelling state interest to reduce soda consumption, if that interest can be satisfied by a regulation that can't be shown to accomplish anything.

Aimless, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

what. this is like arguing against gun regulations because you can kill people with knives. changing peoples behavior by making things marginally more difficult to do is not accomplishing nothing.

iatee, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

this is like arguing against gun regulations because you can kill people with knives.

No. This is like arguing against a regulation on soda because the proposed regulation doesn't actually regulate soda.

changing peoples behavior by making things marginally more difficult to do is not accomplishing nothing.

But there is no requirement here that people change their behavior, only an inference that they might. so, the regulation cannot be shown to accomplish anything. One may infer that it might possibly accomplish something, which is different.

Aimless, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link

okay I am done talking to you

iatee, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

thinking that there are plenty of stupid laws and that the soda law was one of them doesn't make you a libertarian. the soda law struck me as arbitrary and dumb in the same way you can't buy alcohol on sundays in some states

marcos, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

Wait, what's he doing in Bermuda?

― how's life, Friday, June 27, 2014 1:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's amazing what they were able to keep in the closet about Bloomberg's personal life...he wasn't going to Bermuda every weekend to play golf, if you know what I mean...

― Iago Galdston, Friday, June 27, 2014 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Iago Galdston, Friday, 27 June 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

I think we all know what it means not to play golf.

Aimless, Friday, 27 June 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

ive heard all those whispers, but his gf never seemed like the beardo type

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 June 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

which of these guys is most thrilled to be near the other three?

http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-HI513_NYEGAN_H_20150310152901.jpg

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

at that height is he really near anyone?

goole, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

four years pass...

Bloomie, fuck you you fuckin fuck

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/12AwAY2cWA

— Jason Adam Katzenstein (@JasonAdamK) November 7, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 November 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

I regret to inform you that Mike Bloomberg attempted to shake a dog’s mouth. pic.twitter.com/hKsagJ4xAf

— Christopher J. Hale (@chrisjollyhale) January 28, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

icymi

Bloomberg has explicitly argued that “our interpretation of the Constitution” will have to change to give citizens less privacy and the police more power to search and spy on them. In fact, he does not seem to believe that certain people have innate civil rights that the state must respect. If the NYPD wanted to spy on Muslims, even if they lived outside New York City, solely because of their religion or ethnicity, Michael Bloomberg thought it was a great idea. And as Jack Shafer recently pointed out, his dedication to ensuring submission began before he was an elected official—when he was the boss at a company notorious for its tyrannical treatment of employees.

Bloomberg’s three victorious mayoral election campaigns are depressing evidence that a substantial number of Americans are amenable to authoritarian politics and uninterested in protecting civil liberties. So long as the person overseeing the police state claimed to be surveilling people for their own good, it was easy to turn a blind eye, especially if the surveillance was concentrated in certain neighborhoods. ...

https://newrepublic.com/article/156560/michael-bloombergs-polite-authoritarianism

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

I genuinely don't know if Bernie can win the general, but I feel confident that Bloomberg would lose it. I'm upset by his entry into the race. He's a spoiler.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

He is exactly the worst of both worlds -- he will dampen enthusiasm among the democratic base, but he also wants to come after your guns and soda and vape pens.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link

thread worth reading, this dude is almost as terrible as Trump is

What 2020 Presidential contender said the following?
- "I'd fuck that in a second,"
- "I’d do that piece of meat…”
- “If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains they’d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale’s”
- Called women: “fat broads” & “horse-faced lesbian.”

— Sarah (@sarah_in_ny) February 12, 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

he also wants to come after your guns and soda and vape pens spy on yr Muslim ass.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link

I don’t like to dunk on my short kings (hell I’m barely 5’9”) but fuck this elf

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link

What "unlimited resources" buys you:

Trump was in rare form during his post-acquittal speech. pic.twitter.com/jq8NTTn5yd

— Team Bloomberg (@Mike2020) February 6, 2020

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 February 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

this asshole is in my state today and apparently a lot of prominent Dem politicians here are backing him. clap real good for Daddy Mike and maybe he'll toss you a tasty million or two bucks as a treat.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

These people do not have the poster’s spirit. They’ve dishonored themselves and our noble profession https://t.co/uvfo7VthFD

— Sweetie in chief (@InternetHippo) February 13, 2020

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

wishing for an asteroid for each of em

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

from that list of Bloomberg quotes

"If I were a woman, I would wear high heels."

of course you would, dude, you're super short and probably have considered it anyway

mh, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

Trump otm?

I'm not sure I would actually vote if Bloomberg was the nominee? I guess I would because of the Supreme Court, but there is a 50-50 chance Bloomberg selects a Federalist Society ghoul anyway.

We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

Actually I doubt that. He's a Republican at heart, but he's not a FedSoc Republican.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

bloomberg > trump just for the climate stuff. but yeah

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

I will of course show up at the polls for him if it comes to that. Hell, I'd canvass for him if he was the nom, but does he even have volunteers? I feel like he probably just has an army of Boston Dynamics robots that go door to door for him.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

to posit the possibility of a Bloomberg nomination is defeatism, you pikers

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

God, Trump would clown Bloomberg in a debate so bad. People that don't know Bloomberg well should check out clips of him doing dumbass everyday political stuff like opening a sports arena or honoring someone famous. He is so bad at that shit and has no charisma.

We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/Iy4yvGBOJw

— Garf Gab (@GarfieldFanArt) February 13, 2020

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

Bloomberg is a remarkably poor public speaker. if he actually has to start talking his numbers will tank harder than Biden's

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

I didn't have much exposure to his speaking voice until recently but he really does have that patrician, speaking-down-his-nose-at-the-plebes tone nailed down.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

bloomberg's 'actually, rich new yorkers are laughing at you' is exactly why people fucking vote for trump

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

Wait till you hear him speak Spanish

Josefa, Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ElBloombito

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

BOOMberg

Bloomberg at his second event today in NC: Trump “calls me little Mike. My answer is Donald, where I come from we measure height from the neck up.”

whistling (brownie), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

Would imagine that Trump is taller by that measure also

Josefa, Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

My answer is Donald, where I come from we measure height from the neck up.

God, I hate bullies and I want to give Bloomberg a wedgie.

We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link

it's interesting to see Trump spend his energy attacking the guy he'd have the easiest time beating while defending the person most likely to defeat him but that's how his brain works.

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link


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