The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

I've never been to a BDO, and I think it's great that now it'll take even less effort not to go to one.

Its damn hard keeping a consistent line in not going to things I'll have u kno.

i've been to a bdo, but i've never been to me

All I was trying to do was see if I still needed one of those $30 visas for visiting....

http://www.immi.gov.au/Lists/FeatureSliderImages/1_no_way.jpg

I mean, damn.

http://i.imgur.com/SYoMqBe.jpg

Its ok unless you are a darkie from the continent it doesnt apply to you anyway.

Well, I might not be in the same boat, but i'm not eligible for the free evisitor pass either.

It's that little circle with the slash running through the continent that kills me the most.

they should angle it so it cuts of queensland from the rest of the east imo

off*

all hail EMPEROR CLIVE

$$$$$ FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLL--oh wait, "swings and roundabouts"

watch for #theirABC funding cuts to sarah ferguson's salary after that impertinent line of questions

no flags of any kind should be flown above any homes or businesses in Australia other than the Union jack and some stars

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-l39s5FhUwFU/UQOcKs80OgI/AAAAAAAAK7E/DuRCQmu0OOg/s1600/444821-sydney.jpg

don't think yr really on "our team" pp

I really have no business here. Thought about that ten hours ago moments after I made that post.

You won't have to tell me twice.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/4/11/1397191121269/No-Way-001.jpg

come visit though, we love people who come here on aeroplanes not boats

unless we grew here

releasing children from detention

why are they doing it now, they could be terrorists!!

hm now that I am 50% team usa does that mean I'm off team australia

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/19/clive-palmer-accuses-china-of-trying-to-steal-australias-natural-resources

can't wait for him to target 'chinese sheepfux0rs' next

if you're part of team USA! USA!! USA!!! you're also automatically part of team australia

oh whew

TBH using the lingo of twilight stans to describe patriotism is a new level of lol, for me.

p sure abbs is #teamedward

they've hated and ignored me for decades but now they want me on the team so whatevs

perhaps i can be vice captain if i give abbott a good hard rimming

oh btw lenore taylor has been on fire recently http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/22/team-australia-needs-a-captain-who-is-prepared-to-listen-to-all-the-members

~A HISTORY OF AUSTRALIA~

60,000 BC to 1787: not much
1788: white ppl

what a craphole

watch out mister u get beheaded for that type of talk

by an ibis

as i understand it

they got pretty nasty looking beaks those

grand final and anal sex

(yeah, u heard)

i'll take things that only happen once a year for $500

oh and it involves millsy somehow

something only the older mongros will get

there's a facebook sticker set called mr baldy and friends

v unfortunately named

O_o

yeesh

oh dear.

fucksake, what next? a 'swirlface' sticker?

gough

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-700/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/1/8/1389140729662/Its-Time-009.jpg

the libs are making me lose the will to live too tbqh

rip

stop all the rocktobers, cut off the telephone

~A HISTORY OF AUSTRALIA~

60,000 BC to 1787: not much
1788: white ppl

― Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 30 August 2014 14:01 (1 month ago)

the more you know

ty for that photo haitch

RIP to old australian person i only heard of when they died

quality post