And next they get Belgium (probably). Beckerman v Fellaini. That's gonna be fun, eh?
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
USA?USA?USA?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
The only good thing about Bedoya is his name which sounds like the sort of sproinging noise you get when you reverberate a ruler off the edge of a desk. Well done USA, you made some friends happy and you (probably) made Cristiano Ronaldo cry.
― ailsa, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
Thought Gonzalez was good for USA today
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEtLAWCEAIHnJ9.png
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
Is Thomas Muller the secret best player in the world? He's amazing.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
Muller is the new Ruud Gullit.
― i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
He was 4/1 to be Germany's top scorer, which is ridiculous.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
Lest we forget:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEytKUCYAIJfrM.pnghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEytKUCYAIJfrM.pnghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEytKUCYAIJfrM.png
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
RTE pundits blaming Howard for the goal
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
Obviously vmooc for me to cheer against Russia but i hope Algeria stuff them tonight.
Really don't want Capello to still be in charge come 2018. His squad selection was wrong (leaving out Artyom Dzuba in particular), his team selection has been wrong and his tactics have been wrong.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
They'll only hire Mourinho and stink 2018 up for longer
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
US&A!
I swear, explaining how we can advance while losing is one of the best parts of American soccer fandom.
― dan m, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RvOrZFB.pnghttp://media.giphy.com/media/5AwCyykyoWjUWYCLq6Y/giphy.gif
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
game of groans but the US moves on
so south korea has to beat up Belgium today? let's do this South Korea
― you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link
Ha zappi
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
if you're posting on this thread you care more about the 2014 world cup than ronaldo
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
Ronaldo, after his goal, basically couldn't be asked to try to score another - he really shouldn't have done, but one gets the feeling he didn't think hid team deserved a rousing finish
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
You can advance while losing because it's a mini league. If merikans don't get that easily, well... Fucking hell.
― i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
Should, even
oh, it's a mini league. like all those other mini league point-based progression sports we have in amurica
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
That clears it up - I thought the World Cup was played with mega league rules
― 龜, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
i miss the days of the mega league
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
such a strange country
https://twitter.com/driven_by_data/status/482229428622467073
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
ruh-roh, time to start rounding up War of 1812 jpegs again
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link
i try to stay balanced on these things but i will say, having to suffer it first hand and repeatedly, this affectation of gormless head scratching about the US going thru despite losing is basically the greatest moment of shame in this country's miserable history
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
this is the hindenburg of international sports
worse than abu ghraib
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
mordy
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
ayew cross probably the finest moment of skill in the tournament so far
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
You can advance while losing because it's a mini league.
even dumber than ties imho
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
all baseball playoff teams have 100% regular season records right?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
ah, i didn't know we were playing 162 games here
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
Ok ann coulter xxp
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
I had explain that we advanced to my dad who is in France right now bc he was watching coverage with German commentary and dosent speak German. I had to explain the mechanics of advancing while losing to friends and acquaintances who don't get wc rules.
― dan m, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh5OlT-cslQ
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
Morbs I think u wd gain valuable instruction from cricket, where u can play for 5 days and it's still a draw
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
Xxp you should probably seek therapy soon, apparently explaining the rules of international soccer tournaments to woefully ignorant Americans is tantamount to facing bullets in a war. you prob have PTSD now
― building a desert (art), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
so, a break from footy tomorrow..
http://ibdp.huluim.com/video/10008460?size=512x288
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
other than morbs (who is easily confused nowadays for understandable reasons, i think everyone could show an ounce of pity and ignore it) who are these ppl confused by the us advancing? thought everybody had seen the flood of infographics showing that unless ghana won it was almost certain the us would advance, or if they hadn't would've heard repeated references to it throughout the game
― balls, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
Haha Nah art
― dan m, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
I mean honestly the tide of dour britishes moping about rooney and gerrard is much more troublesome on my psyche than having to evangelize the game to noobs
― dan m, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
we Yanks just like sudden death, along w/ capital punishment
balls, lick it
i assume Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's take was posted here
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
USA USA USA
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
xxp inaccurate demonyms the most wearying element of the thread for me
― ogmor, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
Feel so amazing now that we've won the World Cup
Amazing tournament and every team played well but in the end true skill prevailed
USA! USA! USA!
― 龜, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
i do think it's great that we can take the whole thing w/out winning once, just like every war we've lost after 1945
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
Inaccuracy just might be on purpose ;)
― dan m, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
fwiw there are round robin tournaments in america like the college baseball world series, tho theyre more common in high school sports
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
really great trolling from dunphy right here
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link