also SNOTTY ABOUT MURDER VICTIMS cmon lj
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link
yeah it's p gauchely put too but in principle i'm on its side, even if it's by & for stupid cunts
^^^spirit of ilx, etc
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link
"Drama" in DC is up there with the Facebook ticker describing the taking of Mosul as "Iraqi drama"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/28wyz2/my_coworker_at_the_walmart_deli_causes_a_lot_of/
this one-note joke got old so, so fast.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link
all the unfunny people, where do they all come from
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/shaneisms
2,288 subscribers
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
i got so irrationally angry at that today
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
it's like mad libs at this point
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link
here let me try
Shane, please stop telling the customers there's brains in the oatmeal, it's a breakfast cereal not brains.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link
Shane please don't wear a freddie mask and sing "I can't drive 55" while sweeping up.
not irrational xp
i get irrationally angry at the thought of people seeing them and thinking they're real and not just dumb jokes some idiot keeps writing and taking pictures of
in the old days i would've thought it wasn't possible but years on facebook have destroyed my expectations
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link
I would get IA at the thought of this becoming a thing at every WMT meat counter.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
in the reddit there were people posting "even if this is fake" it's like come on the creator doesn't even expect you to run with that assumption
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:59 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop calling the customers L0u1s J@gg3r and telling them they're banned from the deli
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop http://www.wattpad.com/217498-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart and btw I need you to clock out before you work some overtime.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop NO SERIOUSLY DEAR GOD STOP
http://i.imgur.com/W7K6DGs.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
Horrible:
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
bats are people too
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 26 June 2014 06:04 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10487316_774409499256247_7248756855959225902_n.jpg
ugggh, you WOMEN
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link
Percisely
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
My math must be really bad.
http://i.imgur.com/YIEW8He.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
472k likes, 201k shares
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
ladiez, amirite?
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
hunky mcfelon's vacant stare doesn't really do it for me, but go on, tell me what my priorities are.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 25, 2014 9:57 PM (Yesterday)
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
FFS at this felon/marine thing
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
I mean come on, given how we tend to mix up external appearance with behaviour, surely a nasty person's being attractive is noteworthy and surprising, worth talking about, compared to the I suppose obviousness of a nice person being attractive
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
Way to go, ladies.
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
it's at least as dumb as "they talked about JustinBieber on the news today but not the bees"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
Ahem, that was Justin Beiber they were complaining about, there.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
it's a lot dumber actually, and more aligned with patriarchal violence.
frogbs: you think i'm fucked up, look at what my fb friends post
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
That gif is a step below "What happens to the Kardashians isnt news" posts
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link
i am imagining kyle making that gif himself after a night of striking out at the local bar.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 27 June 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1378745_253419341471884_475019723_n.jpg
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
"share"
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
My mother has posted that. u_u
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
Please hold my ...hand..
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
"share" if you love your Italian son
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.
Cranky Old Man
What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will,With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see?Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me.I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one anotherA young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feetDreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn.At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee,Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread.For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known.I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigor, depart.There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swellsI remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.Not a cranky old man .Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!!
Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too!
PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM (originally by Phyllis McCormack; adapted by Dave Griffith)
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/155968_552818078078739_874418408_n.jpgThe best and most beautiful things of this world can't be seen or touched. They must be felt by the heart!
― how's life, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
"Please hold my .....'
1) hand2) knee3) views as sacrosanct
― Mark G, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
I'm sure I saw that poem on Snopes
― Mark G, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabbit_Old_Woman
― how's life, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
too much time on ilx
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/f4600bdcc5a3f56a29988be0b0adf108/tumblr_mr06zlzNsv1qc9u65o1_r1_500.jpghttp://37.media.tumblr.com/0da01a8315acc3298303e61d4cb74ac0/tumblr_mr06zlzNsv1qc9u65o2_r1_500.jpg
― carl agatha, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
Donkey's feet look like cocks
― cardamon, Friday, 27 June 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
not like mine
― Aimless, Friday, 27 June 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/556751_10150850563781314_618776032_n.jpg
― cardamon, Saturday, 28 June 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link
that GIF gives me crepitating heartburn
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 June 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10447026_920240028002698_8571307942513520594_n.png
apparently the matrix is so old people have forgotten how this meme works
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 28 June 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link
lots of pixels wasted on a non-humorous 'would you rather'
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Saturday, 28 June 2014 07:04 (nine years ago) link