GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

i think bastille's 'rhythm is a dancer' cover is from last year but :(

We're at the midyear point and I've still heard nothing worse than "Rude" by Magic.

^just heard that song on the radio and raced to this thread to make sure somebody had mentioned it.

I only lasted 5 seconds into "Rude"

Omfg i just heard that Kongos song in a bar for the first time.

Why.

if you make it further into that magic song you get to hear magic shreds

it is definitely going to be the worst song i hear every karaoke night

Definitely going to air guitar to that solo.

I only lasted 5 seconds into "Rude"

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:02 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao I just told someone this exact thing before reading this thread

kiesza

wat? no way. gtfo with that gtfo.

i still like RUDE :\

Don't really understand the hate for "Rude", this is far worse imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2dJxFIV28Y

Also worth mentioning Becky G's "Shower" (which is inexplicably the #2 song on the Billboard rap chart right now) and Florida Georgia Line's "This Is How We Roll" pop radio remix featuring Jason Derulo

"shower" is so good wtf (lol at billboard for putting it on the rap chart tho)

"rude" is indeed horrendous

rap chart is now just the hot 100 with all the non-rap filtered out—it's why 'gangnam style' was its #1 last year

holy cow, that AJR song -- I'm honestly impressed by the density of cringeworthy moments, packed into the 90 seconds I was able to endure

Horrible

i prefer "Rude" to "Shower" bc of the corny ass twee chorus

however i prefer becky g's song w/ pitbull to either:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSHgcjEZNw

I <3 Becky G

i do like that becky g song too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

Yeah, I've seen that song show up a few times on my Facebook feed and was wondering when it would show up on here.

Unfriend anyone who posts that video.

that "I'm Ready" video is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

that Becky G song's chorus is like a poor man's ripoff of Give Your Heart a Break

Wow, the Spongebob sample in that AJR song is gasp inducing. The whole song is pretty dire but that puts it over the top.

The band itself sounds like a dollar store knockoff version of Foster the People. It's rather stomach churning that we're at the point where corporate-indie acts are ripping off Foster the People.

i had been avoiding that Meghan Trainor song but finally caved when it showed up here.... it's not that bad? Like I wouldn't seek it out but it's a functional summer novelty song.

"Shower" is great, probably the first Becky G song I've really liked!

<3 that Becky G too, get it outta here!

Guys, AJR also have this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOUf1BGWjmE

well that's mystifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2poC56ycWA

well of course they'd cover this. each member should have jumped into the fire behind them after their bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiD4S6t7zes

is it true iggy azalea's dad was crocodile dundee

I don't believe so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSeoK8l-TLA

The blatant ripping off of Betty Who does little to rescue the gross lyrics.

Now we talking astrology, getting our nails did, all Japanese-y

and man i can't wait that video for iggy azalea's 'fancy' w/o laughing, she is such a joke. it makes me like charli xcx less too. : /

that's pretty good for a Katy Perry song actually...

"this is how we do" is the best song with the worst lyrics

just noticed the distribution of accessories in the AJR video: glasses (the nerdy one), beanie (the front man), Nietzsche shirt (the bad boy)

are AJR reading this thread for ideas? because that video is very nearly a brilliant deconstruction of "stomp-campfire"

("that video" = the cover of "Hey Ho", not the "I'm Ready" video I was referring to in my last post)

I want Montel Jordan to run Katy Perry over in his big black truck :|

"Brooklyn Girls" is beneath contempt; literally the only thing that could've redeemed it would've been a well-placed sample of Tom Waits "Downtown Train" but NO SUCH LUCK

i actually laughed really hard at this but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsfqWopiaAw

Cringing hard at Posner's verse

I misheard "cold can" as "cocaine", & also thought T-Pain's "Platinum Bud" was referring to weed. But even if that were the case, it would take twice as many drug( reference)s to get me on board with this dreck.

IT'S HERE

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