World Cup 2014

controversial from pnev, benzema not quite at the level of messi/ronaldo

Aw these poor lads in the BBC3 studio, a big screen behind them where Copacabana should be

xp - would also end Enner Valencia's fairytale run to the Golden Boot.

Switzerland in charge at half-time. Wouldn't say it's comfortable, because I don't think anyone would really be comfortable against Honduras as such, but it's difficult to see a way that Switzerland don't win this.

enner valencia he so high

Scratch that, they were asked for best goals and just listed every long-range effort

drmic/shaqiri link up has been good

dmac/sharivari linkup itt so good tbfttl

dmac/sharivari linkup not bad either

scratch that, it's actually shite

Waddle and Shearer (surprise) defending the elbow

granit klata

gokhan imago

ban everyone

Why's Waddle defending it? Is shearer to his left?

dmac is perhaps the drmic to sharivari's shaqiri.

did deschamps really make pogba read fergie's book? bet he loved that.

all the holding that goes on in the box and that. It's annoying

it is tho

the final word on England

gabby logan sooooo serious

hope

less

how was this unthinkable?

oh lolz at the rte lads

shearer pretending england are "too honest"

he was homeless, that lad

he was bill

literally homeless

lived in the stadium bill

you can't pretend to be hungry

you can't

he's literally hungry

you don't get it here bill

"we perhaps at times are too honest"

Shearer actually just said that

they're essentially a beckett improv football analysis group

Thought that was Leighton Baines on tambourine on the left of that trio for a minute

ooh so close greizmann

utd's valencia off red card

bollocks decision

he's got ta get tae fuck

fucking stupid. Especially considering his injuries in the past

it was two footed lil jump. rolled off top of the ball admittedly but hardly surprising a red card resulted

finally Luis is off the hook

honduras looking bright start of this half

rodriguez off the line for Switz.

that's what happens when you wear a shower cap

awful pass

but not so awful he had to miss the goal entirely

cmon France stop pissing about and score FFS

awesome effortless save

I get a little pang for the geeg every time I see that #allin or nothing pitchside ad

honduras should have a pen there surely

caging them seems a bit much

i dunno

And again Shaqiri. Think that's it on all fronts now, innit? Unless Shaqiri fancies a Salenko-esque run at Golden Boot...

"Uruguayan FA defends Luis Suárez, claiming bite marks are Photoshopped"

A+

clever of chiellini to go round showing everyone his fangmark-free skin, safe in the knowledge that they'd fill in the blank space later

http://i.imgur.com/1fxypLZ.png

Wow this is beautiful

ecuador is dead with that third swiss goal, right?