because 7 8 9 bwahahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
i still don't get it
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
B is Bert, E is Ernie
um
― Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
d = http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4e84e6e1eab8eaac31000013/johnny-dramas-new-show-premieres-tonight-heres-what-the-rest-of-the-entourage-alumna-are-up-to-next.jpg
e = http://searchingforakilismith.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Eric_l.jpg
it's recounting an episode of entourage, hence the picture of jeremy piven who won an emmy for playing ari ("a") on the show
― balls, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10307201_860699000617779_3663617908177712509_n.png
― cardamon, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
^ always knew they didn't care abt human life
― j., Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
SCIENCEGASM
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
both side would be good polls, i dunno
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
you should know about lies
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
lol @ 'whatever subtly perpetuates fear'
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
something something fnord
― bill nye mouth (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
first and foremost, you should care about bats
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
tbfffffff
that one's strident but otm. don't be so jaaaaded
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
oh wait i'm talking to ilx here
i guess actually posting that to a facebook feed is kinda stating the obvious and participating in the illusory broadcast at the same time, hence hypocritical
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
lux aeterna
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link
also, it fails to mention global political upheavals, or really anything international
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link
also SNOTTY ABOUT MURDER VICTIMS cmon lj
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link
yeah it's p gauchely put too but in principle i'm on its side, even if it's by & for stupid cunts
^^^spirit of ilx, etc
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link
"Drama" in DC is up there with the Facebook ticker describing the taking of Mosul as "Iraqi drama"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/28wyz2/my_coworker_at_the_walmart_deli_causes_a_lot_of/
this one-note joke got old so, so fast.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link
all the unfunny people, where do they all come from
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/shaneisms
2,288 subscribers
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
i got so irrationally angry at that today
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
it's like mad libs at this point
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link
here let me try
Shane, please stop telling the customers there's brains in the oatmeal, it's a breakfast cereal not brains.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link
Shane please don't wear a freddie mask and sing "I can't drive 55" while sweeping up.
not irrational xp
i get irrationally angry at the thought of people seeing them and thinking they're real and not just dumb jokes some idiot keeps writing and taking pictures of
in the old days i would've thought it wasn't possible but years on facebook have destroyed my expectations
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link
I would get IA at the thought of this becoming a thing at every WMT meat counter.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
in the reddit there were people posting "even if this is fake" it's like come on the creator doesn't even expect you to run with that assumption
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:59 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop calling the customers L0u1s J@gg3r and telling them they're banned from the deli
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop http://www.wattpad.com/217498-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart and btw I need you to clock out before you work some overtime.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop NO SERIOUSLY DEAR GOD STOP
http://i.imgur.com/W7K6DGs.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
Horrible:
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
bats are people too
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 26 June 2014 06:04 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10487316_774409499256247_7248756855959225902_n.jpg
ugggh, you WOMEN
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link
Percisely
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
My math must be really bad.
http://i.imgur.com/YIEW8He.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
472k likes, 201k shares
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
ladiez, amirite?
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
hunky mcfelon's vacant stare doesn't really do it for me, but go on, tell me what my priorities are.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 25, 2014 9:57 PM (Yesterday)
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
FFS at this felon/marine thing
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
I mean come on, given how we tend to mix up external appearance with behaviour, surely a nasty person's being attractive is noteworthy and surprising, worth talking about, compared to the I suppose obviousness of a nice person being attractive
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
Way to go, ladies.
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
it's at least as dumb as "they talked about JustinBieber on the news today but not the bees"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
Ahem, that was Justin Beiber they were complaining about, there.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
it's a lot dumber actually, and more aligned with patriarchal violence.
frogbs: you think i'm fucked up, look at what my fb friends post
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
That gif is a step below "What happens to the Kardashians isnt news" posts
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link