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― how's life, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link
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― goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 12:27 (nine years ago) link
xp http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/can-somebody-tell-me-what-monsanto-so-i-can-hate-i-330
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link
Monsanto always makes me think of Santos L. Halper.
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
just add hamburger
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link
Monsanto & Johnny
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10488280_10152523575937438_8818710957529780873_n.jpg
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
Did you get that from reddit or did you have an honest-to-god friend post that to his wall.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
the fuck
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
An actual friend posted it, possibly because it was so OTT (i'm gonna tell myself that anyway).
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
Correction, not someone I know, but someone I follow, who is a single woman and has three cats (probably in her 30s). She apologized to her cats as the status, so just a little self-deprecating humor that wasn't meant as harsh as it reads.
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
can anyone make sense of this?
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― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Fuddruckers paint huffer employee discovers memegenerator, creates hilarious joek out of portions of alphabet that he remembers
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
The D and E part of that is so forced
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
because 7 8 9 bwahahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
i still don't get it
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
B is Bert, E is Ernie
um
― Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
d = http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4e84e6e1eab8eaac31000013/johnny-dramas-new-show-premieres-tonight-heres-what-the-rest-of-the-entourage-alumna-are-up-to-next.jpg
e = http://searchingforakilismith.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Eric_l.jpg
it's recounting an episode of entourage, hence the picture of jeremy piven who won an emmy for playing ari ("a") on the show
― balls, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
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― cardamon, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
^ always knew they didn't care abt human life
― j., Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
SCIENCEGASM
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
both side would be good polls, i dunno
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
you should know about lies
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
lol @ 'whatever subtly perpetuates fear'
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
something something fnord
― bill nye mouth (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
first and foremost, you should care about bats
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
tbfffffff
that one's strident but otm. don't be so jaaaaded
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
oh wait i'm talking to ilx here
i guess actually posting that to a facebook feed is kinda stating the obvious and participating in the illusory broadcast at the same time, hence hypocritical
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
lux aeterna
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link
also, it fails to mention global political upheavals, or really anything international
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link
also SNOTTY ABOUT MURDER VICTIMS cmon lj
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link
yeah it's p gauchely put too but in principle i'm on its side, even if it's by & for stupid cunts
^^^spirit of ilx, etc
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link
"Drama" in DC is up there with the Facebook ticker describing the taking of Mosul as "Iraqi drama"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/28wyz2/my_coworker_at_the_walmart_deli_causes_a_lot_of/
this one-note joke got old so, so fast.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link
all the unfunny people, where do they all come from
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/shaneisms
2,288 subscribers
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
i got so irrationally angry at that today
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
it's like mad libs at this point
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link
here let me try
Shane, please stop telling the customers there's brains in the oatmeal, it's a breakfast cereal not brains.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link
Shane please don't wear a freddie mask and sing "I can't drive 55" while sweeping up.
not irrational xp
i get irrationally angry at the thought of people seeing them and thinking they're real and not just dumb jokes some idiot keeps writing and taking pictures of
in the old days i would've thought it wasn't possible but years on facebook have destroyed my expectations
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link
I would get IA at the thought of this becoming a thing at every WMT meat counter.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
in the reddit there were people posting "even if this is fake" it's like come on the creator doesn't even expect you to run with that assumption
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:59 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop calling the customers L0u1s J@gg3r and telling them they're banned from the deli
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop http://www.wattpad.com/217498-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart and btw I need you to clock out before you work some overtime.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop NO SERIOUSLY DEAR GOD STOP
http://i.imgur.com/W7K6DGs.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
Horrible:
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
bats are people too
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 26 June 2014 06:04 (nine years ago) link