yesterday it felt like I was trying to pass that rolling ball from Raiders of the Lost Ark
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
I don't know if that's good or bad
― Dreamland, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link
painful but reverent
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link
Haha, a word that has never been attributed to poop by anyone ever
― Dreamland, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link
being awakened by one’s need to shit is never good
i mean it’s better than *not* being awakened by one’s need to shit, but how about we just leave all the shitting to normal daytime hours
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 09:47 (five years ago) link
t/s: being awakened by one's need to shit vs being awakened by someone else's need to shit
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 10:41 (five years ago) link
vs failing to awake despite one's urgent need to shit
vs one's urgent need to shit triggering a narcoleptic episode
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:23 (five years ago) link
*dreamcatcher*
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
one's urgent need to shit triggering a narcoleptic episode
s(h)itcom waiting to happen imo
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link
Sacha Baron Cohen's next project.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link
just read this at snopes...
In 1965 a ‘grossly obese’ man survived without eating for 1 year and 17 days. He lived entirely off his copious body fat and vitamins, and ended up losing 125kg [276 lb] of weight with no adverse effects. Also, he only pooped every 40 – 50 days
― Kim Kimberly, Friday, 27 July 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
He later became the 45th President of the United States.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link
Pooping should be a glorious ritual reserved for the early morning, immediately before showering
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 27 July 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
I mean, if you want to jump the gun and pretend that there isn't a perfectly functional drain in the shower, sure.
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 July 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link
IMPORTANT: Steven Bochco fired the lead actor from MURDER ONE because his morning dump made him an hour late to set every single day. Please RT! pic.twitter.com/xLHorB33KL— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) July 26, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link
murder two morelike
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
that's so hilarious to me. just how recalcitrant about it he was
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link