World Cup 2014

#URU: Muslera, Godin, Pereira, Rodriguez, Caceres, Gimenez, Lodeiro, Arevalo, Gonzalez, Cavani, Suarez

Where's Lodeiro playing these days? He was mediocre at best at Ajax.

wiki says Corinthians

"there's a brooding intensity to Joe Hart..."

GURD SURF THE QUUURN

if Rooney doesn't turn up tonight that's gotta be curtains for him, for now at least. fucking lallana should be playing

the arm-folding roster introduction thing on espn never gets old

I think Bruno Martins Indi is still the only player in the WC having a broad smile when putting his arms together in those little videos

ZLATAN

First slip up of Muslera within 2 minutes. England should be fine.

textbook jynxing from LBI, kudos

Lol <3

Suarez-Gerrard 1-0

Sterling having a mare

this has been whack, England reverting to type. could definitely see Suarez scoring before too long

yeah everything that was working vs italy for sterling is going wrong now. england astoundingly sloppy in possession. poor game all round.

we can only hope that uruguay score some goals to at least keep the game amusing

how is planting your elbow in someone's neck not a yellow card?

shoulda been a second yellow eh

how was that not a yellow

sir ian and macca can't believe it, that's for sure

i'm watching this in the work room with a colleague from texas and he absolutely cannot understand a word macca is saying

Univision announcers are terrific at pronouncing Rooney

Why is the guy who looks like he should be in a power metal band on the bench for Uruguay

I remember he was a big part of the team last WC

he got old. Played last game though

lovely stuff for the goal

was always going to happen

Purdy

HEY! HEY! STOP THE FUCKING BALL!

footballs going home

both these teams seem very limited but one of them has those 2 dudes

If i had to play England, i'd aggressively foul their attack, run the midfield to exhaustion as they constantly are covering for terrible defence and then look to score on the quick breaks.

that was a v nice goal

corners have been so bad, like genuinely below professional standard

I've missed most of this tbh, the ITV player is apparently creaking under the bandwidth, crashing every 5 or 6 seconds. Tried loading up a few streams, not a one of them was working properly. Not that arsed, still getting that familiar feeling. Fuckin England man.

gerrard is such a miserable liability. can he not just get hit by a bus or something

Absolute disgrace from Johnson fir the goal

England maybe the thickest team at the World Cup

ITV player is such garbage. Should have known Suarez would be the difference and banged a ton on him to be first/last goalscorer, it was never going to be any other outcome.

Surely the "channel in front of the back four" is the pitch.

Jones on in midfield imo. It's just crazy enough to work

Ross Barkley tho...not like anyone's got any other ideas

come on, 11 attackers, go for it, it's life or death here

Rooney still a dissonant in this team. Like the ugly guy in a group of handsome men: every passer by having their eyes glued on the ugly guy. England would be so much better if they'd replace him with some anonymous guy playing for the team.

Hart, you're a shouty yob but that was a good save, from that Suarez corner.

been reduced to listening to the 5 live commentary on this, it's actually quite a lot more enjoyable so far

that's a given!

Townsend *just* about managed to stop himself from saying that if anything the problem was that Rooney hit it too well

It should have been URU 3 - 2 ENG by now. Way too many misses.

xp that was his exact sentiment wasn't it?