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xp maybe the refs could just be the players. give the players whistles.

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link

but then there'd be a master ref that settles disputes and decides who's thrown into the sarlacc

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

Remember Totti getting a second yellow card for diving in the quarter final against South Korea, for being felled in penalty area.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link

If there were no players there would be no fouls. Just 2 teams of 11 footballs rolling from each side of the pitch to the opposite ends.

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

maybe no such thing as fouls anything goes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link

now you're talkin'

dan m, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

knives and swords

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

If there were no players there would be no fouls. Just 2 teams of 11 footballs rolling from each side of the pitch to the opposite ends.

― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, June 17, 2014 8:00 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

22 balls start at the center. we vibrate the field and let random walk do the rest

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link

no wait the balls would have to start off center and away from the sarlacc, into which the losing coach would be thrown

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link

The Golden Man ‏@DinkMagic 13h
if a guy cheats he has to lie down with his tshirt off and you put the ball against his belly and kick it like croquet.. thats a second way

hot topic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

pepe kickin shit out of yerman that time

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

would still keep offsides tho right

gbx, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

yes but if a striker was offside more than three times in a game the guys passing to him get a penalty tackle on him

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

everyone lines up and punches him in the dick

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link

is nainggolan in the belgian squad?

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

apparently not

still p strong bench, interested to see hazard/de bruyne/chadli combination

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

vermaelen must really have fallen off if van buyten is preferred

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

let's see if vertonghen is as uninterested in playing LB for Belgium as he is for Spurs

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Hope the boy Bentaleb does well today, now he's been freed from Sherwood's clutches.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

I wonder what Lady Melisandre has foreseen in her flames for the Belgian team

, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

With so many Spurs players on the pitch this is safe bet for a 4-4 clusterfuck.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

i love football

caek, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

I may be prejudiced as I'm a Belgian myself, but man, how boring is this?

StanM, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link

waffles at halftime for everybody

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

Algeria cutting down the space excellently so far

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

bentaleb!

didn't deserve to be the totem for Sherwood like he was.

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link

classiv vertonghen

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

lol spurs defenders

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

vertonghen!

deserves all he gets. fuck off.

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

classic

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

FUCKEN SPURS

Kevin from Blechgium (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

wat a fool

boj (anky), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

he really really doesnt like playing left back, or defending in general really. one of the laziest players i've seen

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

Goal celebration

maybe/whatever/so what/boring (admrl), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

picking him at left back asking for petulance like that

picking him at centre back he just fucks off forward.

a real asshole. dislike him deeply.

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

pulling for ALG now

boj (anky), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

kinda of a lame penalty kick

can't shtup the music (brownie), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

right, this Belgian generation has failed

get Januzaj on

Number None, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

Is Algerian Goalie playing?

, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

freekick spray not working so well

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqWInN7IEAE6s6y.jpg

dan m, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

lool espn commentators were having a big chuckle over that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

you can't have a mediocre 45 mins this tournament without some pundit acting like you've all gobbed on his children and calling for yr summary execution

Kevin from Blechgium (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Missed the first half but the score isn't a huge shock. I like this Algeria team. Not sure why they were written off so quickly.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/00WfMQn.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

lukaku hooked

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

who's this Origi lad then?

Number None, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Ex youth player who's still only 19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divock_Origi

StanM, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

búm

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link


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