James Corden should fuck off

Man, you people can be serious pricks when it comes to overweight people.

Pretty sure ilx loves fattys, [Insert Dom RIP joek here], but not unfunny fatties who are mistaken for funny fatties.

i passed up a chance to see 'enetertaining mr sloane' because horne is in it. i r elitist.
though he looks remarkably like Malcolm McDowell in the press ad.

still, corden should probably fuck off now.

Wow. That was very poor.

Am I the only person who tuned in? I thought this thread would be a cavalcade of derision.

Not even morbid curiosity could tempt me to sit through this. That Ghost-spoofing trailer DOESN'T HAVE ANY JOKES IN.

I watched it and lolled at several points (the bit where JC can't come for example) while trying not to (I was actually trying to do some work at the time but Mrs. T is a sucker for bad BBC3 comedy) but overall is was not very funny. Still don't understand the hatred for them though. Except that this...

Reasons to passionately dislike James Corden:

2. Is fat

...might explain something.

Just to be clear, Matt and Blueski are saying that one of the reasons to dislike someone is that they are fat, right? With hilarious insights like that you could get a job on Two Pints.

With reading comprehension like that you get get a job at the Graun.

In case I actually need to spell it out, that post was pretty heavily taking the piss.

4. his homophobia

Hence words like 'kneejerk'.

(xpost)

The only thing that was marginally funny to me was Corden's Gervais impression. Otherwise it is very strange that two guys with a very successful comedy drama have decided to do such a willfully bog-standard sketch show. Doesn't it usually go the other way around?

Two words: Mitchell, Webb.

I saw the first few minutes but then went to bed because, well I'd rather go to bed than watch it. But I thought it was a "live in the studio" thing. So were they performing sketches live in front of an audience?

According to Corden on Jonathan Ross last week: the studio-filmed ones were, yes.

In case I actually need to spell it out, that post was pretty heavily taking the piss.

yeah what the hell Ned

Neil didn't Mitchell & Webb have a radio show, then a sketch show, then Peep Show?

And stand-up/live before the radio show?

they did Peep Show before the television sketch show, although of course that was predated by the radio sketch show and stand-up. But the reason for their decline in quality from Peep Show to their shitty sketch show was because they actually wrote the latter while the Armstrong and Bain wrote the former.

altho of course Armstrong and Bain wrote for the sketch show too, maybe they were the 2 good sketches they got in to every few episodes.

Sketch show wasn't entirely shitty

Fair points everyone. I suppose M&W are arguably an instance of comedians getting ahead of themselves and thinking they are as good at writing as performing, two very different disciplines.

the mythchild forgives you

Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar was the best thing about the M&W sketch show IMO.

Football Sketch was the best

The sketch with David Mitchell becoming the Fuhrer right at the end of WWII is the best I think.

neil s otm

the mitchell and webb situation predated peepshow, no?

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Football Sketch was the best

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In case I actually need to spell it out, that post was pretty heavily taking the piss.

Taking the piss out of what? Sorry, as someone who has been at the sharp end of abuse due to my, ahem, glandular problems I'm a little touchy on this subject. Just looked like a cheap jibe to me.

Reasons why certain posters upthread might have had such an, ahem, visceral reaction to him.

Also, as far as I can tell, "Look at me, I'm fat" is what he does for laughs, errrrrrrr, largely

This is true.

Just ingore me everyone I'm Having A Bad Day and really should be lying down in a dark room with some fine wine and cake. Carry on.

Ingore?

Man, mention of wine and I've come over all Pavlovian

Must drink wine. Must drink wine. NOW!

^^^^
That could easily be a sketch show character catchphrase.

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/film_reviews/article5932243.ece

Phil Claydon’s instantly forgettable lad’s mag farce Lesbian Vampire Killers is an appalling waste of a perfectly decent title. James Corden and Mathew Horne are two witless slobs who go for a hike in Norfolk with an industrial quantity of condoms and end up being savaged by a posse of groaning 18-year-olds with plastic teeth, few clothes, pneumatic breasts and three brain cells between the lot of them. It’s profoundly awful.

ILX otm.

how the hell would this be profoundly awful?

I saw the sketch show, and I have to say the performances are excellent, but it's not actually that funny.

xpost presumably the fact that it's awful is a given, but considering a low expectation threshhold, it's awful even by that standard?

It's a bit like being profoundly deaf.

Vampire movies are ripe for spoof and this doesn't stray far from the path of modesty trodden by Hammer House.

Impish Swede MyAnna Buring and Paul McGann as a vampire-hating vicar both play it brilliantly deadpan.

Once Horne and Corden are split up, with the vicar teaming up with Fletch and Lotte falling for Jimmy, the laughs start to flow. By the end of the movie your critic had lost control of his funny bone.

Other reviewers will say that Lesbian Vampire Killers is another British comic flop, but The Sneak won't be driving that stake into its heart.

By the end of the movie your critic had lost control of his funny bone.

funny bones are uncontrollable by definition.

a vampire movie spoof! is no sacred cow safe from horne and corden's rapier wit??

this week's time out has the two of them bowling, with the strapline "comedy with balls"

i'm confused about exactly how much cojones it takes to air sketches about a flamboyantly homosexual war reporter who is scared of violence

another article has a picture of them fencing, with the strapline "comedy with weird masks and long thin sharp rods"