Golf - classic or dud

marty kaymer

the North German

lowest rd EVAR @ pinehurst in a us open

in '05 @ pinehurst the cutline was +9

omg

course does not look to my untrained eye as brutal as the last couple opens

http://espn.go.com/golf/usopen14/story/_/id/11074662/2014-us-open-heavy-hitters-take-aim-usga-pinehurst-grouping

so the usga essentially admits that they put the three fattest golfers in a group together for lols.

-8 now for kaymer

consecutive 65s, crazy

way 2 go pga, u reconstructed central nc to look like a british open

― johnny crunch, Thursday, June 12, 2014 4:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

USGA

I think the course looks really cool.

Should be an exciting days Golf. The Open can be really boring in good weather but the conditions mean this might be fun today.

wtf fowler only w orange piping on his slacks, youve forsaken me u bland sellout, bettr come back 2morrow w some blindingly electric shit

do they always tee off so "early" on the weekends? they didn't end until 1pm EST yesterday.

they had split tees today because of the expected bad weather, which hasn't really materialised

ah, thanks

Not a single four on Rory's back nine.

I was looking at Fowler's cap.

Both he and Johnson disintegrated at key periods. Rory hung on and got stronger. Pleasure to see.

This was over by the time I got up today. Disappointing.

There were storms just 30 mins after the players came off...fairways flooded, so sports admins have NOT fucked up for a change.

The BBC commentary (awful as usual) should've been more clear with the forecast and the decision. They were talking as if the forecast was for rain during play, but it appears to have been for localised flooding later on.

Rory starting to choke now

Couple of bogeys were followed by solid pars and that birdie at the 9th. Always in control. Very, very impressive. Easily beat all the European records now.

I think Fowler made four consecutive 60s and didn't win?

fowler got reeeeeeeal funny looking huh

Can't get over how 'wide' Fowler's cap is?

Sorry I should stop putting question marks at the end of my posts.

Fowler with two consecutive major runner ups. Should break through at some point, as long as he doesn't get Duval-itis

Think so too - way too consistent. Enjoyed watching him.

They were talking about this on the call-in station yesterday:

http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/dustin-johnson-suspended-pga-tour-after-positive-test-cocaine (story)

http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/golf/pga-tour-insists-that-dustin-johnson-is-not-suspended-1.1886215 (denial--same old drill)

I don't know much about him, except that he's tall, hits the ball long, and has often been on the leader boards the past few years.

i turned this on to hear feherty say "he has a superb and rhythmic long stroke.."

lol

he was literally talking abt john daly btw

I think this is the same guy who's been writing similar articles about Tiger the past few years, whenever he'd have a good Friday or Saturday round at a major:

http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/rory-mcilroy-surges-pga-championship-lead-second-round-67

McIlroy's got a one-stroke lead! Favourite, yes, but that's ridiculous. Does his short-term memory only extend as far back as whatever the last major was? (I know writers aren't responsible for their headlines, but his very first paragraph makes the same point.)

For a one hour stretch this afternoon this was one of the most exciting things I've ever seen. Anybody can win tomorrow, it could be fireworks

Mc Ilroy hasn't missed a putt since the Masters. The guy literally doesn't miss putts.

Rory scrapped away and still ended up in the lead. His bad round, not sure he'll repeat that today.

Should be a cracker.

Can people stop writing about Woods?! He is shit now. k tx bye.

amazing final round going on here. Rory's 280 yard line drive 3-wood was :-0

i really hope they can finish today.

Bizarre finish. I think Mickelson probably has a right to be upset, but he'll have to grin and bear it or look bad.

Some great golf though: Rory off the tee, Mickelson's chipping, Fowler's shot at 16 from the other fairway.

Unbelievable tournament. Best I've seen in ages.

over here we're still just tryin to nail him to a tadhg/prod or Brit/paddy mast, which seems a pity but not untypical

Listening to the radio till the end at round 1:30am, really exciting finish. Again Rory stayed strong while others faded.

Sentence is awful but I just want to check: I don't think the British Isles have ever come up with a 'world beater' quite like this in almost any sport with a global-like reach? Both in individual sports or national teams.

I'd offer Roy keane, idk bout global reach of their categories but Sonia o Sullivan, Michelle smith lol and Katie Taylor dominated their fields globally, Brian o Driscoll is an all-timer certainly.

brits'll have their own ideas, but rly idk its hard to define the criteria there.

rugby, global? pfft lol

^^^hoping to provoke local garda out of posting retirement, here

mcilroy is gaining a spritely and supernatural aura nowadays tho, he is the imp of sport, the mythical surpasser

he's the golfer van Morrison should've been

over here we're still just tryin to nail him to a tadhg/prod or Brit/paddy mast, which seems a pity but not untypical

― Come and Heave a Ho (darraghmac), Monday, August 11, 2014 3:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think i heard he's a Catholic, and had an uncle who got murdered when he tried to move into a Protestant neighborhood. He seems to stay away from discussions of that sort of thing

this says tadgh & paddy mast

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jun/18/rory-mcilroy-olympics-ireland-golf

rather the point is that he said NI first then hinted GB for Olympics but golf is administered on an all island basis also he seems to have a can't I just play golf and be from NI pls approach which IMO is otm

The best part of breaking up is getting your golf game together.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2159303-rory-mcilroy-says-breakup-with-caroline-wozniacki-has-helped-his-golf-game?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_c3

Seinfeld had an episode about this. George learned to speak Portuguese and understand absolute zero. (Regardless of how true it is, I don't think this claim is necessarily going to go over well.)

:(
http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/golf/greg-norman-badly-injured-after-chainsaw-accident-1.1928505