WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

otm

teal & orange

let the garters hit the floor

jfc @ all of these recent ones

http://rmabey.smugmug.com/Other/Engagement-Photographers-Utah/i-p9mbP3K/1/XL/Engagements-Salt_Lake_City-Beth_JJ-044_48-XL.jpg
Found a match for the one above by the fence.

http://www.carrieowensphotography.com/website/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/salt-lake-city-utah-engagement-photographer-couple-with-red-truck-03(pp_w680_h510).jpg
That tow guy is never going to get here.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SEVVub1c-To/UEuc-oGFYpI/AAAAAAAAH6g/H3-Xnsd9n5c/s1600/DSC_0248.jpg
Me going through the different combinations of person holding which sign so the groom's not referring to himself in third person = me looking at too many of these this week.

http://www.deonethorntonphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/101(pp_w639_h426).jpg
Isn't this the guy from the old Police Squad! shows?

ha i love the first one

still loling @ horse heads in 2014

this thread is too good

girl with horseguy visibly regretting her life choice there

http://www.ayresphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/buffaloengagementphotographers002.jpg

the photos are coming from INOUTSIDE THE HOUSE

(this one:) http://www.ayresphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/buffaloengagementphotographers002.jpg

Horse head one bears an uncanny resemblance to Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger.

http://i.imgur.com/3nZONcE.jpg

http://screamer.deadspin.com/kyle-beckermans-engagement-photos-are-a-treasure-1596447545/

strokin those dreads

loool

nsfwy

http://elitedaily.com/envision/the-latest-trend-for-bridesmaids-is-to-pull-up-their-dresses-and-show-off-their-butts-photos/645024/

cool trend

http://i.imgur.com/qjtrtJu.jpg

"uh, guys i'm gonna turn the camera off now ok?"
"no keep it on"

Ma'am do you need me to call for help

rip

he looks like a dog taking a dump

key necklace

It's the out-of-focus flowers in the foreground that put that picture into this thread.

http://i.imgur.com/1i8m8En.jpg

those shots are only possible with an xl lense iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UW7W3SCIoc

Hit It!
Na, na na na na, na na na na
Na na na, na na na, na na na na

Here comes the hot stepper, murderer
I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer
Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer
Still love you like that, murderer

No no we don't die, yes we mul-ti-ply
Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing
Act like you know Rico, I know what Bo don't know
Touch them up and go, uh-oh! Ch-ch-Chang Chang

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hay-klsses.jpg

I think this might be the best thread.

holy shit carl

i don't see no ring

it's buried in the hay

I am grateful to the artist. He or she didn't have to leave that whisper of aquamarine reassurance for my psyche.

wonder if sex with that guy is like finding a

that dude is baller

kinda think the photographer was grasping at straws here

str8 ppl are so fuckin weird

I'm getting a strong sense of like Ukranian boondocks from that photo.

haha otm

get more of a Guatemalan boondocks vibe myself
http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/flags/countrys/zzzflags/gtlarge.gif

The important thing is that no one try to pin that Eurotrash glasses & neck chain car wreck on the American Midwest. We've made some poor choices, those of us in Farm Country, (COUGH OVERALL SHORTS COUGH) but we are not shouldering this.

I'm getting a strong sense of like Ukranian boondocks from that photo.

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, January 27, 2015 6:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol yeah me too.

oh come now "eurotrash" is just as unfair to the wonderful people of the ukraine, including that dude who i'm sure is delightful

'the ukraine' is unfair to people of ukraine iirc

the kiss close-up makes me think of the ariel pink "round and round" cover

Will you just please stop it, San Francisco?

http://i.imgur.com/dwFvRhf.jpg

This also seems like an easy one, but you know what? I'm feeling this guy's "fuck it, it's her day" vibe here.

http://i.imgur.com/zrIuwVR.jpg

Here's my Ukranian entry. Maybe that brand of soda doesn't have the same connotation over there*.

http://i.imgur.com/FoVlFWg.jpg

*Of course it has the same connotation. WOOP WOOP.

This collection of garbage is as red as the oxygen rich blood that pumps through my heart. The heart is an organ to which we humans traditionally but mistakenly attribute our dear thoughts of love for each other. We sure saw a fuck ton of movies.

- Josh

You'd think I'd offer this guy the same pass that I gave the guy from yesterday, three posts above, but no. I'm not giving this guy anything.

http://i.imgur.com/577Zffa.jpg

loose french cuffs & shorts oh my