Sexually blunt country lyrics

There was a "comedy" C&W duo in Britain in the early '80s, can't remember their name but they did an album called Taking the 'O' out of Country

MacLean & MacLean, that was, Canadian not British. They were actually arrested in my town for using "obscene language" during a performance. (LOL '70s Ontario prudery)

Neal McCoy - "Wink" because he pronounces it like "wank" every time

Somebody wrote about '70s songs like this:

http://musicweird.blogspot.com/2014/06/skin-songs-controversial-sexy-country.html

Hearing Gary Allen's "Nothing On But The Radio" at a Whataburger rn.

Luke Bryan has a new-ish song called "Boots Knockin'" that unfortunately isn't an H-Town cover.

All the cheerin crowds
at all my sold out shows
Ain't worth a bucket of KFC
as my loneliness grows

Together we were a system,
like a Super NES
Without you i am nothing
an Atari Lynx at best

I do all kinds of drugs
Just to forget about you
(Tho if my P.O. asks
I'll deny that part is true)

I spent my whole life lyin
But what I say is true
I wasted my life fingerin' chords
When I shoulda been fingerin' you

When a whole lot of Decembers are showin' in your face
Your auburn hair has faded and silver takes it's place
You'll be just as lovely and I'll still be around
And if I can I know that I'd still love to lay you down

That’s an excellent Conway verse.

Disappointed Ken Burns didn't get to the bottom of these in the doc series.

Hearing Gary Allen's "Nothing On But The Radio" at a Whataburger rn.

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, July 14, 2017 5:57 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

This happened again the other day. Different WB tho.

I love these songs.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2424/0487/products/TightfittinSTKRWS_88be3aae-8aa8-4f02-9a7b-6968f9a12ea6_800x.jpg?v=1596032993

johnny paycheck's lesser known follow-up "take this cock and suck it"

was hoping that was real & found a load of porn

why do variations on "them jeans" account for such a high proportion of horniness in country? is that the closest thing to sexy nashville will let you get away with?

lol @ m bison <3

How'd we miss the blunt entendres of "Rub It In" by Billy "Crash" Craddick?

Lie beside me on the sand
Put some lotion in your hand
Come on and make me feel nice
N' kiss me once or twice
Say you love me again

Then rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You're gettin' under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in

(Do it)
Feels good
(Do it)
(Do it)
Put a little bit on my left shoulder
(Do it)

Yeah
(Do it)
Put a little bit right here
(Do it)
Yeah
(Do it)

Turn your radio on
And find a slow grooving song
Baby, whisper in my ear
Say the things I wanna hear
Make me know your love is strong

And rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You're gettin' under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in

Put a little on my nose
Put a little on my toe
Put it on my back and my sacroiliac
And a dab on my chinny-chin-chin

Rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You're gettin' under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in

Rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You gettin' under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in

Er, CRADDOCK

<paging dr. freud>

surely that song was featured in a Danny McBride show at this point

In 2023 appears the song Rub It In of Jack Jersey and The Jordanaires in Sex Education (TV series) season 4 (episode 5) which will be broadcast by Netflix.

Gene Watson's fantastic 1975 hit Love in the Hot Afternoon starts off like this:
"From somewhere outside
I hear the street vendor cry, 'filé gumbo'
From my window I see him
Going down the street
And he don't know
That she fell right to sleep
In the damp tangled sheets so soon
After love in the hot afternoon"

XP That's were I saw/heard it and then subsequently looked it up. I was a little surprised that it was a real song, as I only knew it as "Plug It In", a jingle rewrite used in commercials for plug-in air fresheners.

Have we talked about "I'm Your Toy" /:"Hot Burrito #1"?

You may be sweet and nice
That won't keep you warm at night
Cause I'm the one who taught you how
To do the things you're doing now
He may feel all your charms
He may hold you in his arms
But I'm the one who let you in
I was right beside you then

Once upon a time
You let me feel you deep inside
And nobody knew, nobody saw
Do you remember the way you cried

> Do not pass go, go directly to the album Country Porn by Chinga Chavin with full DL hosted by WFMU. Titles:

I found this LP decades ago in a dollar bin, and was doing some searching a few years ago to figure out how it got made, discovering that Nathan "Chinga" Chavin testified against murderer Robert Durst, who was his long time friend:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

"Whispering" Bill Anderson was kind of known for the same type of seduction country songs as Conway Twitty. This one is also a bit of a country/disco hybrid.

I can't take any longer baby I mean I can't wait any longer
Mhm I gotta have you I gotta know how it is to touch you
To hold you to feel you our lives have touched our minds have touched
And I can't wait any longer for our bodies to touch our souls to touch
I can't wait any longer this feelin's gettin' stronger
Satisfy my hunger you're the only one who can
Where do I have to go what do I have to do
Who do I have to lie to so I can lie with you I can't wait any longer
Patience has never been one of my virtues baby when I want something I want it now
And I want you now I want to kiss you now I want to love you now
I can't wait any longer...
(I can't wait I can't wait doo doo doo) baby I can't wait any longer
I want you now hmm now yeah (I can't wait I can't wait...)

I guess Dixon Dallas doesn't really apply here

"Neon Baby" by Annie Bosko

[Verse 1]
Mhh, yeah
Baby, what you say we say so long and leave right after this song?
I've been dancing 'round with you and all I wanna do is dance you back home
Two-step me to the kitchen, to the bedroom with nothing on
But the candle on the mantle and some vinyl playing Haggard and Jones

[Chorus]
I'll be your neon baby
I'll drive you midnight crazy
I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lean in to kiss me
Put that whiskey down and kiss me again
And again
Turn me on
I'll be your neon baby

[Verse 2]
Hey cowboy, give me that cowboy hat and watch this cowgirl light up the room
No, nothing gets me buzzing like loving on you

[Chorus]
I'll be your neon baby
I'll drivе you midnight crazy
I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lеan in to kiss me
Put that whiskey down and kiss me again
And again
Turn me on
I'll be your neon baby

[Bridge]
Oooh
Hmm-mh
Let's pour up another one 'cause we ain't done until the sun comes up
And when it goes back down again

[Chorus]
I'll be your neon baby
I'll drive you midnight crazy
I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lean in to kiss me
Put that whiskey down and kiss me again
And again
Turn me on
I'll be your neon baby
Yeah turn me on
I'll be your neon baby
Yeah turn me on
Oh I'll be your neon baby

I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lean in to kiss me