RIP Justin Bieber

that link says tmz brimstead was sitting on it

i was sitting on the tape but didnt realize, it was stuck to my ass

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/07/10/wheels-of-justice-turn-quickly-in-bieber-egg-case/
love that url

Poor little dude.

Eventually he's really going to die and you all will feel bad.

hmm... nope

That should have been "baby, baby, baby...nope!"

Oh, wait, *Justin* Bieber? I was thinking about someone else. No, no one will be sad when he dies.

A million new .gifs born last night.

“So, uh, I actually don’t feel comfortable unless I’m in my Calvin’s so…is that cool?” he asked as the booing began.

I may die first, from lols

His tale is like a sexy version of Pinocchio

“Go on, darling,” Stone said as Bieber quickly took off his jacket, shoes, pants and shirt until he was just in his aforementioned Calvin’s. The boos only increased. It was awkward.

“Is that better?” he asked when it was mercifully over.

“So much, thank you Justin,” Stone assured him. The duo then introduced Rita Ora’s performance.

Went with my younger daughter on a field trip the library with her class of 2nd and 1st graders. The librarian was explaining to them all the cool things you could check out. Elephant & Piggie book? Hooray! Charlotte's Web? Yay! Frozen DVD? Huge cheers. Justin Bieber CD? Loud, universal boos.

When you lose the six and seven year olds, you've lost the war.

Nice.

John Waters likes him.

So do I, pretty much.

My brother's first grader likes this girl. At dinner, he announced to everyone that he is mad at Justin Bieber. This is because the girl he likes is a fan.

The kindergartener says, "I have an idea. We should kidnap Justin Bieber and kill him."

RIP Justin Bieber.

lol jeez

well, how inevitable

http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/20/entertainment/feat-justin-bieber-comedy-central-roast/

oh no

He is not getting roasted like with fire lol,they are just gonna make jokes about him #BieberRoast
— justin bieber (@biebslikeme) January 20, 2015

ew this is a terrible idea and a sad attempt to claw back toward relevance

drake is next in line surely

drake roast wld be soo uncomfortable w him trying to the extreme to be a great sport aboot it

would be worth it for nicki minaj's turn

"Selena Gomez is dating men now" (Jeff Ross) made me chuckle

http://i.imgur.com/b9giaTI.png

Eh. Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross and that SNL kid each got in a few good ones. Hannibal Buress, whose stand-up I like, could have used a few more actual jokes. As usual, the non-comedians came off as strained; Martha Stewart talking dirty is just the discount version of Bea Arthur's great appearance at the Pamela Anderson roast years ago. Will Ferrel remains the least amusing human being on the planet.

https://twitter.com/JeremyBieber/status/652506486124449792

lol i came here to post that, with the reasoning that if i can't unsee it neither should anyone else

idgi

I can't post this on twitter so you get it: now we know why he has a tripod page

that is justin bieber's dad, tweeting in reference to justin bieber's penis

so bieber tweeted a dic pick? or something?

there is an existing, recent paparazzi shot of justin bieber's dick, yes

is he dead?

he is now

finally

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ4tgWQUkAAD4qU.jpg

neymarish

in the creepy celebrity dad leaderboard, that's definitely up there with trump repeatedly suggesting he'd like to fuck his daughter

link to bieber's cock please

i'm not googling 'bieber dong' so you don't have to, chum

so bieber tweeted a dic pick? or something?

somebody used a telephoto lens to catch him on a private beach or balcony or something and people are linking it because the purpose of freedom of speech is to actively celebrate violating people's privacy as often as possible

why do you hate freedom

can't believe this wee guy died

RIP

RIP Justin Penis

He just kept feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it.

It doesn't look like he's gonna stop!

died of excess dick. & at such a young age too