"You mad, brahman?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
"What's the mata'?"
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
"I'm a lover not a fighter."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-finalists-our-caption-contest-1212
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 17 October 2014 02:47 (nine years ago) link
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/11/17/p465/141117_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
"someone who gets paid money to draw things thinks that us weird aardvark motherfuckers look like pigs"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link
''with his kind of money he can buy all of the ants he wants"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
"I bet he wishes he could just snuffle it all up with his big nose."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
"Jesus Christ, what an asshole."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
"With that giant stoma on his back I can barely stand to watch him eat."
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
"That miserly swine's full of money and still all he eats is slop."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
"His ex-wife emptied him out in the divorce"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
submit that
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
"They'll let anybody in here these days."
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
"Can't even call 'em piggie banks now — fucking liberals."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
Finalists:
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 November 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150323_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link
"He's agoraphobic"
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link
"For heaven's sake Ellen, we ALL know why she sings"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
'CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link
"Performance art is dead."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link
"South of the Thames this time of night? You're fucking joking mate, get the fuck out of my cab!"
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link
"Are you sure this is the quickest way to LaGuardia Airport?"
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link
"You wouldn't get this kind of service with Uber or Lyft."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link
"Jeez, the rates you're charging are astronomical."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link
"It's nice to get a cabbie who speaks English!"
― Josefa, Monday, 23 March 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link
ok,thats one.
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link
"just let me out everywhere"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link
"It's not far now, just hang a left at the Moon."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/150413_contest-690.jpg
― änte flöttar ja te sjöss (Øystein), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link
"Can you hear me now?"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
"That's the call of the wrecking ball."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 April 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link
"Well it's not on MY end"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link
OH YEAAHH!
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link
"Hold on, it's my BALL WAITING"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-08-10/and-the-new-yorker-cartoon-contest-winner-is-a-computer
The magazine’s cartoon editor collaborated with Microsoft researchers on an artificial intelligence project that aims to teach machines what’s funny
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link
Via The Atlantic, a new contender for universal caption.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/150928_contest-690.jpg
It doesn't work for this weeks, but .. What does?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link
well christ what an asshole works
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link
a poke in the eye for the atlantic
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:33 (eight years ago) link
"it almost looks as though that divebombing bison is doing a nazi salute and hitler moustache combo"
― conrad, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link
"Well, I heard the bull market had taken a dive, but I had no idea an actual bull would climb up a diving board and jump into this swimming pool."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo cannonball
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
that's good!
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link
"I've heard of buffalo jumps as historical hunting sites, but this is ridiculous."
― jmm, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
"Cannonbull!"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
"I'm all for free range, but c'mon!"
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
http://suckmydicknewyorker.tumblr.com/
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7ea8f04bee88a418e1f62d29454ff69b/tumblr_nn4husDSin1qceynno1_1280.jpg
They actually used this?
Wouldn't it be 1000+ entries saying ".. and this is where the magic happens" ?
― Mark G, Friday, 15 January 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link