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yeah dude has been stinking up his twitter feed with embarrassing shit like this ever since

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:45 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Maj. Max Geron ‏@MaxDPD 51m
#BREAKING CORRECTION - Yaqub Talib 31yrs old was arrested. My apologies to Aqib Talib. Original information reported was incorrect.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:40 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

tangential but

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:36 (five years ago) link

kinda lol but kinda sad

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 10 August 2014 17:31 (five years ago) link

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 5m
Could be a coincidence, but w/ Raiders about to pull up to Oxnard, they're playing "Trouble" by Taylor Swift at the field here...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Before you ask, I have a 9yr old daughter, and as Swift songs go, that's actually not bad. And I say that as punk fan w/a son named Strummer

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:43 (five years ago) link

I'm a punk fan w/a son named Strummer btw

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:46 (five years ago) link

I think naming a baby human being "Strummer" is more embarrassing than listening to Taylor Swift.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:59 (five years ago) link


SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:34 (five years ago) link

This surname-ification of baby names has got to stop.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:01 (five years ago) link

this is my baby Schweinsteiger

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:03 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Steve Smith Sr ‏@89SteveSmith 17h
"@ProFootballTalk: Panthers paid Steve Smith $3 million to leave instead of $7 million to keep him." actually I received $5 million

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:18 (five years ago) link

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makes u think

mookieproof, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:24 (five years ago) link

ha beat me to it. i knew he wouldn't disappoint

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:28 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The crazy thing is Todd Haley is one of the few coordinators in the NFL who truly loves gangsta rap...

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 3 November 2014 06:11 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Arbeit macht frei

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Last tweet was in regards to a song by The Libertines. "Arbeit Macht Frei" sorry. Had no idea of any negative connotation.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 November 2014 13:02 (five years ago) link

Woooah what a dumbo

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 November 2014 14:41 (five years ago) link

say what now?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:41 (five years ago) link


difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 November 2014 16:08 (five years ago) link

haha omg

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 November 2014 17:21 (five years ago) link


Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 November 2014 17:25 (five years ago) link


Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 December 2014 13:32 (five years ago) link

whos good to follow on nfl twitter (under 10k followers_

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:35 (five years ago) link

rip van wanko, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:42 (five years ago) link

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 03:05 (five years ago) link


johnny crunch, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 04:04 (five years ago) link

Justin Durant @JDurant52 · Dec 9
Scandrick played a kid in Madden at Children's Hospital and hit him wit a surprise onside 😭😭

Justin Durant @JDurant52 · Dec 9
He was winning and going for 2 😭😭😭

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:21 (five years ago) link


you say tomato/i say imago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:22 (five years ago) link

no good youtubes of chapelle whooping the cancer kid

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:27 (five years ago) link

here we go

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:29 (five years ago) link

comesayhey, Monday, 22 December 2014 16:11 (five years ago) link


waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:12 (five years ago) link

Bam DavisVerified account ‏@AnthonyDavis76

I asked Manti Teo about his imaginary Girlfriend last night and he snapped. lol I thought that was hilarious.

comesayhey, Monday, 22 December 2014 23:22 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Chicago Bears ‏@ChicagoBears 15m15 minutes ago
BREAKING: The #Bears have hired Ryan Pace as their new general manager.

Caitlin Kelly ‏@atotalmonet 12m12 minutes ago
.@ChicagoBears you aren't breaking news. you are making an announcement. you are the bears.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:17 (five years ago) link


Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:44 (five years ago) link


Johnny Fever, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:29 (five years ago) link

mookieproof, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:13 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

comesayhey, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:49 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 13m13 minutes ago
I’m going back to Reasonable Doubt. So much good stuff.

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 12m12 minutes ago
That was a DM fail. But for the record, Can’t Knock the Hustle off Reasonable Doubt RT @McDraft2: @RapSheet favorite song off it?
16 retweets 28 favorites

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:46 (five years ago) link

ian rapoport moving up on my list of nfl insiders

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 April 2015 00:55 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:48 (five years ago) link

gronk otm

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:51 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Les Bowen
Tebow throw dents the turf

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 17:47 (four years ago) link

Phil SimmsVerified account
Yes I am on Twitter...Better late than never...Might take me awhile to get used to this. If @7boomeresiason can do it, so can I.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:27 (four years ago) link

Bring unused or expired Rx prescriptions for safe disposal to #ColtsCamp on 8/9 & receive the 2014 highlight DVD!

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:55 (four years ago) link

irsay getting seriously desperate now

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:57 (four years ago) link

@RexGrossman08 Rex Grossman
Made my night with this one. Not sure if my family would approve but thanks for your support.

.@RexGrossman08 I'm just spitballing here but if you made t-shirts with this or a similar logo I'd buy like a hundred

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:40 (four years ago) link


mookieproof, Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:50 (four years ago) link

True Knocks

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 August 2015 00:21 (four years ago) link

Rob Ryan looks like Gandalf went undercover to bust a cocaine smuggling ring in Miami in 1986.

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) October 19, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:40 (two years ago) link

holy shit

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:53 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 15:34 (two years ago) link

what NFL team do Trump own ? oh yeah they wouldnt let him have one ,!! LMAO

— Delisa Lynch (@MommaLynch24) November 20, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:31 (two years ago) link


Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:52 (two years ago) link

Aqib Talib be having my mentions FUCKED UP lol

— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) November 28, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 19:32 (two years ago) link

"Cam can show you the world"

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) December 10, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Monday, 11 December 2017 02:59 (two years ago) link

this guy

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 December 2017 03:12 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 7, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:31 (two years ago) link

Then again he picked me ahead of Peyton too, just sayin!!

— Ryan D Leaf (@RyanDLeaf) January 18, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 January 2018 00:59 (two years ago) link

lmao that's amazing

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 January 2018 04:54 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Somebody please explain how asparagus does it. And you know what I mean by “it”.

— Case Keenum (@casekeenum7) February 3, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:51 (two years ago) link

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Because I’m a former three-year football letterman who is still hailed as a legend some 20 years later when I attend field parties in my letter jacket, so I know a fraud under center when I see one, and that’s Andy Dalton.

— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 1, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:34 (two years ago) link

this is so classic. i should be upset but man the eagles are a fun team and i <3 chris long and legarrette blount

Parade ready

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 8, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:22 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Thanks to @jordanbpeterson for speaking to our staff and enlightening us today!

— Pete Carroll (@PeteCarroll) May 10, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 May 2018 01:53 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

Q: #AskStephenA You think Russell Wilson is overrated?
- @JohnAtMcGee


— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) November 27, 2018

whole thread has a lot of wisdom

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 23:33 (one year ago) link

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