Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their name

I liked Rainer Maria in the day

You were assigned Rilke in high school?

I don't think even yr absolute standards are always a bad idea to draw from, e.g. I like the names of both Rollerskate Skinny (Catcher in the Rye) and the Boo Radleys (To Kill a Mockingbird). But "The Orwells" is just so lumpen and ham-fisted.

I agree, and those are great examples. But when done wrong it's just a sad disaster.

Tempted to start a S/D: Bands Whose Names Are References to Canonical Literature thread, but will restrain myself.

Although it's neither a truly bad name nor a truly bad band, I kind of knew exactly what Perfect Pussy was going to sound like, and I just recently confirmed it.

The Orwells are stillI IN middle school iirc so give em a break. Almost all band names are really stupid if you spend more than a few seconds thinking about them so I maximize efficiency by spending no more than 1.1 seconds. I have never gotten to the end of ...and you will know us by the trail??? but I assume the ending is satisfying

Lol are they really? Cute then.

Yeah, based off of their letterman performance last year they look to be about 17-18

Fuds

Cerebral Ballzy

I don't know, I guess it's mostly in my head, but I tend to avoid bands that jump on what appear to be band name trends; like if you formed some time in the middle of the last decade and have the word "Wolf" in your name, you were written off/pointedly ignored.

Is adding one or more redundant letters to a word/name the new having the word "Wolf" in your name?

Wavves
Draag Me
Hollyy
Kiiara
OMAAR
Slayyyter
JJUUJJUU
Suuns
Biig Piig
CHIIILD
Cola Boyy
Iann Dior
Hoorsees

Killing Joke

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 14, 2009

still ice cold

The Front Bottoms

some dude at 12:19 4 May 11
Planningtorock

I have never heard of Draag Me, but in their possible defense (?), it could (in theory at least) be a bilingual play-on-words: “draag me” means ‘carry me’ in Dutch.

whether that would makes it a “better” name or not is another matter

I wish Psychedelic Porn Crumpets would change their name cause they're really quite good.

wolf alice wasn't even formed yet when the above complaint was made but what happened to all the other wolves. i hope no one cares about AIDS wolf these days

i file the letters thing alongside all caps or all lowercase and symbols in names, it's a sort of #vibe and maybe a generational marker. it rules sometimes (spellling) sometimes it's really annoying (wavves)

i would not listen to a band called the psychedelic porn crumpets however well recommended. i have also avoided the front bottoms

i know of at least two bands called slaves, fuck them

archers of loaf isn't a boycott-worthy name but is certainly a not-particularly-interested-in-checking-out-this-band kind of name

it's bullshit like fun. and portugal. the man that really pisses me off. i contend that 00s hipsterdom produced more awful names than the combined efforts of every other scene and era in the history of popular music

Englebert Humperdinck tho

There was a Toronto band named "hhead", forerunners to Broken Social Scene, who I think of as pioneers of the unnecessary superfluous letter trend. A friend of mine took them as a sign that all the good band names had been taken (30 years ago!).

They were also pioneers of the lower-case letters only trend.

mmorning nnoon aand nnight II ggive yyou hhead

Abe Vigoda, along with every other band name that’s an “lol so random” celebrity name

Deftones
Deafheaven

xp You missed out - it became one of those things where you didn’t think about the actor anymore when you heard the band’s name.

For a good while I avoided FKA Twigs cause it sounded like the name of a lesser Warp act that peaked with being on a label compilation. Eventually heard stuff by her and didn't regret not having heard her earlier.

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twigged

Fu Schnickens

Is adding one or more redundant letters to a word/name the new having the word "Wolf" in your name?

I always assumed this was because all the band names were already taken.

Anyway, I was relived to see that you left Alvvays off of your list. Alvvays forever.

As a rule I shy away from bands that have names which place "the" between a pair of otherwise unrelated words:

Young The Giant
Foster The People
Portugal The Man
Ha Ha The Moose

Jimmy the Hoover aside.

Cola Boyy as it’s a piss poor rip off of the Saint Etienne side project.

Horse The Band can do one as well

King Gizzard and the Slizzard Blizzard can get tae fuck forever

Horse The Band can do one as well

not a band

people can be things but bands shouldn't be people as a general rule, that's half of what makes portugal. the wankers so irritating

illuminati hotties

but then I heard "MMMOOOAAAAAYAYA" on the radio and realized this band rules

Anyway, I was relived to see that you left Alvvays off of your list. Alvvays forever.

They've kind of got their own mini-trend going with Ovvls and Hovvdy.

Oh and OVVN

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2dc4YsWEAMDqGQ.jpg

early adopter

Mott Thee Hoooople

Oddly, Andrew Hill. No honorific title, funky nickname, or melodious or alliterative given name made it hard for me to keep him on the mental list of jazz artists to check out. Maybe even some subconscious connection with Windham Hill Records?

or Dru Hill

christian death

Anal Depression

Dry Cleaning.

Manequin Pussy