pizza-themed Average White Band group called Average White Pie. "Pick up the Pizzas" obvs.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 31 May 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
All women Can cover band called Cannes (this has probably already happened)
― La Lechera, Saturday, 31 May 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
Hyphy Ructose Corn Syrup
Film set in the East Bay in the early 2000s about two friends who chance upon a winning formula for an industrial agricultural sweetener.
― how's life, Saturday, 31 May 2014 23:45 (nine years ago) link
The Jim Rome Circus Sideshow
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link
Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
A funeral directors called 'It's Your Funeral'
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
A bar called "The Thirteenth Step"― I'm sure Ebay has some wicked pog collections (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 11, 2010 3:22 PM
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
well you were right about it being a terrible idea.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link
thank you.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Monday, June 2, 2014 2:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I laughed a lot at this one.
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
It reminds me *ahem* of one of my own terrible ideas, a "For Dummies" style series of introductory manuals called "What Part of ____ Don't You Understand?!"
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
Yes! And the cover should be an update of:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzzPGxMiLLaa_cRCxxLWCIUJyRMOLGgKWylvRzioT4e3Tr3uBgUw
― woof, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
that man is afraid of those swords. He is holding them very gingerly.
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
he's a dancer not a fighter
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link
Is the one guy's name Shut Up and the other guy Dance?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link
that is Shut and Dance. Up died in 1990. Dance, Before the Police Come is about the controversial circumstances of Up's death.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
No Dancing, Just Shut Up
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link
Mr Up's Nightmare
― woof, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
a TV drama about a middle-aged guy whose family desert him and in a fit of depression he sets out to self-spoil every DVD boxed set he owns
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
'Cardies in Cardies' - a blog/tumblr of pictures of all the people who've played Cardassians in Star Trek, wearing cardigans.
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
i was going to photoshop frank sobotka on the cover of the new swans album
http://i.imgur.com/Ildk6Gg.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/WlrB4T7.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 6 June 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
pleeeeeeeease
― sufi john paxson (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 June 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link
using a hollowed out heart of palm as a blunt
― Mordy, Sunday, 8 June 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
A parody of those t-shirts/sweatshirts that have totally bogus things like '1968 Athletics Division' printed on them, except mine would be '1922 Committee' and other politically related stuff. Maybe a sub-line with names of abolished quangos (http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg/groups/dg_digitalassets/@dg/@en/documents/digitalasset/dg_191543.pdf).
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 14 June 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link
I always wanted to do shirts for musical concerts that happened before the invention of T-shirts. Like a Jospehine Baker Paris tour shirt, or the premiere of 'The Rite of Spring'
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 20 June 2014 05:40 (nine years ago) link
i'd wear a rite of spring t-shirt if it looked cool
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 20 June 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link
dude that is a great idea
― goole, Friday, 20 June 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
i mean, devil in the details and all
yeah, this would be a moneymaker IMO
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 June 2014 20:36 (nine years ago) link
There are a lot of England flags around at the moment with 'ENGLAND' written across them, presumably as shorthand for 'I am carrying this flag in support of the England football team in the World Cup, and not because I'm a member of the 3DL, or Morrissey, or both'. So my terrible idea is to have England flags with slogans like 'RACIST IDIOT', 'ISLAMOPHOBIC NUTJOB', 'I HARBOUR IRRATIONAL RESENTMENT TOWARDS NON-WHITE PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS FOR NO SANE OR LOGICAL REASON, BASED ON SOME NEBULOUS - AND, AS IT HAPPENS, COMPLETELY BOGUS - FEELING THAT THEY ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF SOMETHING', 'FARAGE FOR PM', and, if they can be printed up quickly enough, 'WE'RE OUT OF THE WORLD CUP AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED OUR THIRD GAME YET, THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?'. Also, for the ILX crowd, the perennial favourite 'I REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD KICK A BALL IN THE STREET'. Or a variation specifically for the English ILFers, 'I REMEMBER WHEN YOU ENGLAND COULD KICK A BALL IN THE STREET GOAL'.
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 21 June 2014 08:33 (nine years ago) link
When my little brother was pretty young (maybe 6?) he had an idea for a restaurant where instead of waiters you have this sort of animatronic puppet that pops up in the middle of your table, takes your order, lowers down into an underground kitchen, and then comes back up later with your food. I still think this is kind of a brilliant terrible idea.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link
a tattoo accross my abdominal region similar to 2pac's thug life but instead said "UGH, LIFE."
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 23 June 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
then on the other side, symmetrically rainbowing above your butt, "a bug's life, starring dave foley", and a really cool closeup of Flik
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 June 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
I'm gonna start a pool-painting company, but instead of just making them blue on the inside, I'm gonna paint them with giant-size reproductions of fine art. That's right, you heard me: Fine Art Pools. Monet's Water Lilies, Van Gogh's Starry Night, The Scream, etc.
Anyway, along with the painting, customers would get the following sign which they could hang on their privacy fence or changing room:
Welcome to our _ine ___ Pool. Notice there is no FART in our Fine Art Pool. Please help us keep it that way.
― how's life, Monday, 23 June 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link
F.A.P.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link
even better!
― how's life, Monday, 23 June 2014 14:09 (nine years ago) link
or more terrible.
the pool at this hotel i used to DJ at had underwater speakers and when you'd be above water you'd be hearing cool/chill lounge/dance music then when you went underwater it was classical music, p cool
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 23 June 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
I feel like that's a commercial for something, like maybe when the guy goes underwater and the classical music is playing he bites into a york peppermint patty and the tagline is "Find Your Own Cool"
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
Cool/chill lounge dance music is playing, guy does a big bounce off a diving board, zoom out, reveal pool is empty, slo-motion people are rushing forward in alarm but guy is blissfully unconcerned, guy is popping a Starburst into his mouth, guy hits the surface and it's suddenly full of fruity churning with bright clear bubbles, as "Feel Good Time" by P!nk explodes onto the soundtrack, and the tagline is "Find Your Own Pool"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link
a gigantic towering statue, a penis, gleaming, glistening, 600 feet tall, with incredible detailed balls, straight up, and the balls are the museum and giftshop
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link
cut out the tower and the museum, and leave just the balls and gift shop
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link
Bro Jam, a band of aggro, musclebound bros who cover only Pearl Jam songs and songs from the Space Jam soundtrack and whose between-song "banter" consists entirely of audience harassment.
― Love Theme From Meatballs 2 (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 June 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
I've always hated Tupac but never really objectively listened to anything of his, so while doing yard work the other day I listened to All Eyez on Me.
At one point another rapper comes in and my first thought is that it sounded like Trugoy / Dave from De La Soul which seemed like the most incongruous guest spot ever. Later it sounded like Tupac said the phrase "Ron Paul" which also seemed weird.
My terrible idea is that someday, some combination of sufficiently advanced artificial intelligence, vast lyrical content analysis, and whatever made the Tupac hologram a reality could generate previously non-existent hip hop tracks made to your specifications. So you could ask for and hear, say, a Tupac song about Ron Paul with a guest verses from Trugoy and Kool Moe Dee, produced by Prince Paul.
― joygoat, Friday, 27 June 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
A Tumblr called 'Ghouls in Kagools'.
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 29 June 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link
A tribute act called Bond Jovi, which does Bon Jovi songs in the style of Bond themes and vice versa.
― 3kDk (dog latin), Monday, 30 June 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link
dog latin, don't give that one away for free. you should totally do that.
― how's life, Monday, 30 June 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
I had a dream last night about Older Retired Sibling Magazine. Kinda thinking I need to sink my life savings into making it a reality.
― Love Theme From Meatballs 2 (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 June 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link
I can actually hear the Bond theme interpolated with 'You Give Love A Bad Name' in my head now.
― 3kDk (dog latin), Monday, 30 June 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
Please just do "You give love lolololove a bad babad ba bad bad bad name name name name naname name name."
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 30 June 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link