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man even victoria's secret is out to get you in this ex gf situation, that ain't right

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i decided two weeks ago that that girl and towga no longer have any sway over me so screw them and screw victoria's secret too.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the spirit, move up in the world to http://www.agentprovocateur.com/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hot girls are so hot. fuck.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I have visions of Brady spawn exploding from Moynahan and Bundchen's stomachs llike something out of the Alien.

― leavethecapital, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait. it that kate moss doing AP ads?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to get the purple iteration of the nikita set since i have it in every other color they've offered but $140 just for the bra??! it was like $20 less last time i bought it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that is kate moss

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DO YOU THINK LELIE IS GOING TO SHAPE UP INTO A NO. 1 RECEIVER?

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

GET BACK ON TOPIC

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Personal records
Highest single-game quarterback rating: 148.3 (at Indianapolis, October 21, 2001)
Highest single-season quarterback rating: 92.6 (2004-2005 season)
Highest career quarterback rating against a team: Atlanta Falcons (140.4)
Lowest impregnation total, season (minimum 2 lays): 12 (2001, 2003, 2006)
Highest impregnation total, season (minumum 2 lays): 14 (2002, 2004, 2005)

― brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Access to the URL: http://www.agentprovocateur.com/ has been denied.

(Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Swimwear/Lingerie/Nudity, Fashion/Beauty.)

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all that and MORE

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

one more hour to go.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

no beauty at work ;_;

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

OBVIOUSLY THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

u_u

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys you're all making my job seem way more awesome cos i can look at all of this white girls naked.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

almost on cue, towga gchats me. NOT GONNA WORK LADY.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

STAY STRONG KEVIN!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

pfft, she's 2,200 miles away from me i think i'll survive.
i'm making a sucker out of myself over someone but it sure isn't her.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally would you like to trade jobs??

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

sure!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you do?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ally should just post screen caps of her monitor.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but isn't flickr blocked for you too?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, what does BILL BELLICHEK think about thsi?

― David R., Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

he's too busy nailing other people's wives to give a shit.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't imagine he cares one way or another?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin, I'd take your job too from the sounds of it!

I am a (fake) technical writer at s3m1-c0nduct0rbius company. But more like a glorified data entry person.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

alright i will do it! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

semi-condoctor morbius???

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Belichick is behind all of this.

― brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

leee, my younger sister is a technical writer, she writes software manuals. her first job out of college 10 years ago had a higher entry salary than me and my older sister were making combined. although, granted i was f'ing really poor back then.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

7 out of 10 morbii were actually bill belichick

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DO YOU THINK LELIE IS GOING TO SHAPE UP INTO A NO. 1 RECEIVER?

Leee on Friday, March 9, 2007 2:54 AM (21 minutes ago)

training camp for the niners should be pretty funny this year - "and lelie burns lewis on a deep post... but he DROPS THE BALL!!"

so in conclusion no and also fuk u

― cankles, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Ya but I'm not actually doing technical writing! Writing documentation for software applications sounds dreamy, to be honest.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

# post this thread last hour > # of post rest of last month

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally what is your employ? I'm thinking I should've asked before I committed o well.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i am in advertising

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

So, wait - if CK's right about Kraft's BONER FOR MORALITY, does that mean TB & BB are gonzo?!?!??

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

well theres moral and theres MORAL

aka we dont comment on players personal matters

― jhøshea, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Just imagine the shit-storm if this was Vick.

― leavethecapital, Friday, 9 March 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

david there's a difference between knocking a couple of women up (brady) and knocking a couple of women around (peter). there's also a huge difference between courting a known free-agent malcontent (moss) and keeping the best player on team if not division on the field (brady). kraft didn't become a billionaire by not knowing that some people are more important to an organization than others. that's why ty law wasn't cut when he got caught smuggling X across the canadian border but dejuan cherry was 86'ed before he was bailed out of jail.

horseshoe, i went out before the news came on last night but i saw that the local abc and fox affiliates were both featuring the brady story in the teases for their broadcasts, did you happen to see what they said?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

on brady v. vick behavior:

i'm certainly no friend of brady, but recklessly impregnating two women of arguably equal star power is qualitatively different than recklessly infecting a groupie w/ herpes.

― j.q higgins, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm kinda surprised that CK actually answered my stupid question seriously!

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

btw - BONER FOR MORALITY sounds like it would be a million seller for ray stevens.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Listen, we are dancing around the issue here. Belichick is responsible for everything- leee's job, this board, Brady's bastardization of an entire continent. EVERY DAMN THING.

It makes me mad.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck him! But don't forget the IUD!

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

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