seven second delay

why?!@

ja, sez who?

oh, I keep forgetting Ken is on Wed morning. :( I almost asked if they'd decided on a replacement topic, haha.

Andy has "Jew Anxiety" so Radio Bar Mitzvah has been postponed, it seems.

wtf

im guna try to call today

xp

is that a diagnosis?

i think this is setting up nicely for us to bring the noize

the password is: sauce boss.

this is what I head on Ken's show this morning

what's password fer

amazing

i wonder how this will play..dialing in now..i can only get very so-so reception and only in my bedroom

morbius idea is its code for a shout out to the board & itll be funny to try to work it into any conversation. but i mean yeah we could just all go by our names here, with the sole exception of ME.

bb listen on the internet fool

i am...fool...

pwnjabi

ah, this sad lonely hippie gag will always be funny...

did anyone call and say sauce boss yet?

i am on phone w/ gf, will try :////////

lol i honestly cant get through. this is a first.

we would first have to come up with a definition of sauce boss...

i have no slang to offer

this guy is great

i cant call...grrr

alright im on it

im deferring the definition to chaki but ive got some ideas

im on hold

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/07/25/416487/Sauce3_Boss_Bluegrass_72205_233.jpg

halp me !!

cmon guys im on hold lets riff out a def!

sauce boss:

bartender

you are ace.

nice chaki

got a dr morbs shout out in there

btw you can also hear me call the best show from two weeks ago talking shit about jimmy pardo about within the first 30 minutes of the show

what are they doing now?

haha, awesome, chaki

uh, xpost, but's awesome, too

wait i srsly thought that was morbius??? anyway where the fuck was everyone else???

i called in twice but was denied the first time & put on hold the second time (i believed disingenuously & hung up immediately). this was probably because i couldnt manage to say 'sauce boss' without giggling.

actually on second thought i kind of regret hanging up cuz call-screener guy got a laugh out of it the 2nd time, im not sure if he was actually willing to go for it or not

my description of the term: "ive only heard it used, im not sure what it really means, but i think its a uh, its a person who consumes alcohol, but he controls it, he's the boss of the sauce." my secondary answer was: paul newman

in support of ken. axe was utter horsepoop.

thx chaki ... I was on hold when the show ended. :( Was gonna use "blood diamonds!"

I honestly never knew there was a pronunciation for "pwned."

(seems Ken & Andy don't watch Chappelle, given "badonkadonk")

i still dont understand "blood diamonds"

im with you, bb

me neither, but I was outta Noise code

did uguys hear my call or what?

yah. but who was "pwned"

so is the bar mitzvah on?

also, recap of Slang show:

http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2007/11/losing-my-religion.html

i randomly listened to the slang show (first time hearing ssd) and was like "huh, that's weird that some dude used 'dr. morbius' in a sentence"

One of the funniest Seven Second Delays of the last few years, if not ever.

i didn't think it was all that hilarious though :(

once you're familiar with Ken and Andy's personalities and their unchanging relationship, it's funnier. I thought the wife-raping material at the top was the best moment of the slang show.

no bar mitzvah YET, alas

Julia was treated to wife raping jokes as her introduction to the show. Andy does not have a new swoony female fan.

are we callin today or what

i called and said "kucinich-esque"

whoa...actual comedy in that show

ive completely forgotten about this show the past couple weeks, listening to yesterdays now.

morbuis is otmx2; the slang episode was classic, & you do have to listen to a few shows to enjoy the ken/andy dynamic

im kind of blown away by yesterday...

I was on the schooner booze cruise last night (will be edited for broadcast, as many filthy jokes were told). 45 degrees with wind on Upper NY Bay turns out to be the ideal venue for Andy's ventriloquist act.