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jergin, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

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Dear Pastor,

I am in a three-year relationship with a man I love dearly. But he doesn't please me in bed because of his small sexual organ, which forces me to get sexual gratification elsewhere. I have read and researched about pills that can increase his size, but I'm scared to mention the topic because I don't want to embarrass or offend him. I love him and he has asked me to be his wife, but I need to be sexually satisfied so I won't commit adultery.

Please, pastor, help me.

S.W., New York, USA

Dear S.W.,

People have questions about whether these so-called pills really work. What I do know is that in the United States of America men do surgery to enlarge their penises. I understand that such surgery is very costly, but those who could afford them are satisfied with the results.

You did not mention what is this man's penis size. Perhaps he needs to be taught how to use what God has given him. Perhaps a sex therapist can help both of you. Why not consider going to see one?

Pastor

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Perhaps he needs to be taught how to use what God has given him.

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gr8080, Monday, 24 March 2008 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Do not use this product as it gave me an extreme reaction: dizzyness, extreme fatigue and almost panic attacks. I only ever took 2 tablets and now, nearly four weeks later, I can not go to the gym; I just don't have the energy. I am finally recovering, I have no doubt that they work, as the signs down below were good! ;-) but unless you wish to spend the rest of your life on your back (you wouldn't know with some people) DONT use this product... This is no joke btw, I'm sure you would end up with a 36" appendage, but you would be a nervous wreck and could never use it! "No Side-effects" ...BOLLOCKS! Ask me any questions you wish.

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gr8080, Monday, 24 March 2008 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Monday, 24 March 2008 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link

If you had a 12" dick why would you want to be larger??? if the enlarged dick really grew to 36" unless it was pencil thin you would pass out every time you had a hard on because there would almost be no blood in your body left. Hell I am not gay and I would love to see a demo of a 36" dick. Something is amiss with your numbers-----if it is for real I would throw down my inhibitions and give you a BJ or I would bend over and let you **** me all the way in----but I bet I would not have to because the numbers are unrealistic----hey I got a tape measure and a 36" aluminum yard stick to measure the snake to see if it is the python you say it is!! The record holder---a porn star---could not get a hard on----not enough blood and he was only 24"

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