Kim Gordon thinks Cobain was murdered

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poor bastard.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

xxpost - oh

― i see (eman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

in the end, it all worked out. i sold the LPs for some easy scrill and bought some booze.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

and then came the foo fighters, and life went on as usual

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:48 (eighteen years ago) link

note to self: all people who think kurt cobain was murdered should be killed and made to look like they committed suicide. also, pick up dry cleaning on thurs.

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:03 (eighteen years ago) link

March 1994:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/aliens.jpg

"I think el duce is our man"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

When I was an alien
Cultures weren't opinions

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - better way

Never met a wise man
If so it's a woman

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - better way
(x2)

Just because you're paranoid
Don’t mean they're not after you

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - better way
(x3)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:48 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.shocktees.com/images/music/tshirts/large/tshirt-m0047.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know, you guys - I mean, they shared the same management. I have a guy who manages my business affairs, and I'm sure all the people on his roster would be able to speak quite authoritatively about my life - we're all practically family, except for the fact that I don't even have a fuckin' clue as to who any of them are, hardly seeing as how sharing management means fuck-all

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

B-b-b-b-but you know all about Paul Leary's straight edge recording stylee!

― Laughing to Infinity, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

but does kim gordon think bean cobian is jojo

― america's next top ramen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

B-b-b-b-but you know all about Paul Leary's straight edge recording stylee!

I suspected this was the "music on drugs" dude! Glad to hear you didn't actually understand the other thread either!

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"This" was? You suspected "this" was? What do you mean by "this?"

― Laughing To Infinity, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I do have to thank you for calling Blount Canadian and trying to look clever in the process, that gave me one of the best laffs I've had since the "then they add the drug parts" bit in your previous triumph

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't the Foo Fighters believe that HIV doesn't cause AIDS? And that AIDS is some sort of giant conspiracy by the man (in this case the pharmaceutical industry)? And that people shouldn't be tested for AIDS and that if you do test positive you shoudn't seek treatment?

What's the point of this? Who gives a shit what people like Kim Gordon or the Foo Fighters believe.

― Joel (aquabahn), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Marissa to thread

― Baaderonixx says DANCE!! TAKE A CHANCE!!! are you ready for... TRUE ROMANCE (baa, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Why didn't she tell Van Sant?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I believe this man ordered the hit:

http://www.gardenal.org/churrascogrego/textos/palpatine.bmp.jpg

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, so that's good. You're weren't suspecting the thread-starter was me.

You have yet to explain how you know all about Paul Leary, but it is inconceivable to you that Kim Gordon could be "in the know". After all, she was only friends with him and his limited friends, toured with him and was a member of one of the bands he highly looked up to. And you're close to Paul so well that... well, no that's right, you just were talking a bunch of shit.

― Laughing To Infinity And Beyond, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

dead grunge dude.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

In an "Alive and Well" newsletter, Kim Deal said she suspected that Bean Cobian, alias JoJo, gave AIDS to Kurdt Russell.

― Caught Red Handed at Sam's Hofbrau (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Get out!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

In the first performance of "The Jack," Bon Scott pointed to all the groupies one by one while singing, "She's got the jack!"

― pooooooo, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: The film doesn't explain why Kim killed herself. Can you?

COBAIN: I don't even know that she killed herself. There are people close to her who don't think that she did...

UNCUT: Do you believe the theory that Kim was killed by someone else?

COBAIN: I do, yes.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I hear Kim Gordon thinks Cobain was JUST A KITTEN!

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: Do you think that Kurt Cobain killed himself?

GORDON: Yes I do think that Kurt Cobain killed himself.

UNCUT: Do you think that Kurt Cobain was murdered?

GORDON: Yes I do think that Kurt Cobain was murdered.

UNCUT: So who did it?

GORDON: Jon Poneman.

UNCUT: Weird.

GORDON: Yeah.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

please tell me that was actual published in uncut.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

The real mystery surrounding Last Days is that video of Michael Pitt's band that comes with the DVD.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: The film doesn't explain why Kurt killed himself. Can you?

GORDON: I don't even know that he killed himself. There are people close to him who don't think that he did...

UNCUT: Do you believe the theory that Bean Cobian is Jojo?

GORDON: I do, yes.

― discus (dr g), Thursday, 10 November 2005 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Apparently Kim Fields is about to hold a press conference where she plans to announce that Kurtwood Smith gave JoJo Cobian a government-created dose of the clap.

― Caught Red Handed at Sam's Hofbrau (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

dude that was the least coherent post I've ever read and I've been here a while and shit

just sayin'

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: The film doesn't explain why Kurt killed himself. Can you?

GORDON: I don't even know that he killed himself. There are people close to him who don't think that he did...

UNCUT: Do you believe the theory that JoJo Dancer, Your Life Is Calling is loosely based on Richard Pryor's own life?

GORDON: I do, yes.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 November 2005 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: penis

GORDON: Flash, aa-aaaah! He saved every one of us!

UNCUT: sausage

GORDON: Trust the Gordon's fisherman.

― Fellow Player Alonger, Thursday, 10 November 2005 04:16 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: Shall we go, then?

GORDON: Yes, let's go.

They do not move.

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 10 November 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: You're forgetting one thing

GORDON: What's that?

UNCUT: Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: I am uncut.

GORDON: Me too.

UNCUT: Do you believe a theory?

GORDON: I have evidence.

BEAN COBIAN: I am jojo.

GORDON: Your dad was murdered.

― discus (dr g), Thursday, 10 November 2005 04:49 (eighteen years ago) link

YAKOV: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MURDER DADS YOU!

UNCUT: That is very fascinating

JOJO BEAN: I AM DOGFACE BOY

JOE PISCOPO: smell my panties

GORDON: FUCK OFF

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

GORDON: I WAS THE ONE WHO MURDERED.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link

GORDON HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE

― discus (dr g), Thursday, 10 November 2005 05:01 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: So, after all that has happened, who do you think murdered jojo's father?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

dying here

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 10 November 2005 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

JOJO Gordon-Bean: YOU ARE UNCUT.

UNCUT: I am, yes.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 05:07 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: But setting that aside, what do you think really happened?

JJG-B: YOU ARE UNCUT

UNCUT: ok you got me

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Kim Mathers and actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt ("Third Rock from the Sun") have apparently united in an effort to educate the public about the fact that beans can lead to suicide-by-AIDS.

― Caught Red Handed at Sam's Hofbrau (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 10 November 2005 10:08 (eighteen years ago) link

In a story that may or may not be related, Gordons Gano and Shumway have given an exclusive interview to Bikini that reveals their shared belief that Lil' Kim sent a harmless AIDS-o-Gram to Kurt Schilling (sic).

― Caught Red Handed at Sam's Hofbrau (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 10 November 2005 10:13 (eighteen years ago) link

GORDON: Eww, it looks like a pig in a blanket.

UNCUT: ;o(

― amon (eman), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: S

>GORDON goes south.

>You are in a stately mansion. Exits are N and W. You see: COBAIN, a SHOTGUN.

UNCUT: Kill COBAIN

>What do you want to kill COBAIN with?

UNCUT: Kill COBAIN with shotgun

>GORDON shoots COBAIN

― zebedee (zebedee), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is murder. Launch a criminal investigation already.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 10 November 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost, ha ha Infocom.

UNCUT: LAUNCH criminal investigation

> I'm sorry, I can't do that right now.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 10 November 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: Do you want to come back to my place?

GORDON: I thought you'd never ask.

― Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

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I guess I was in a supermarket because I saw it on the Daily Star which was the only UK paper to carry the news on its front page

in my attempts to verify this with pictorial evidence just now I found a story on their website titled Kurt Cobain ‘KILLED by Illuminati after making chilling 9/11 warning in THIS photo’ which is literally based on youtube comments. can't believe the Daily Star would etc

― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 April 2019 21:25 (five years ago) link

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