Doctor Who assistants - Search/Destroy

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susan!!

mark s, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nyssa!
I had this signed photo of her by my bed for years. Plus she was always in her undies!
http://www.rassi.com/graphics/nyssa02.jpg

Simeon, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

bangbus => bandbus => bardbus => tardbus => DO YOU SEE??

mark s, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the fact that at the bottom of the Sophie Aldred photo it says 'Finxy'.

She sure is one finxy lady.

Ally C, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

sophie aldred sophie aldred etc. Can't go wrong.

Matt, Saturday, 3 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD A DOCTOR WHO THREAD WHILE I WAS IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

Leela was far and away my favorite. She was foxy and completely lethal; "Robots Of Death" is so classic it hurts. Zoe was also foxy and smart. My favorite TARDIS crew of all time is Tegan, Nyssa and Turlough, though. They were only together for two shows, but the whole evil companion thing was SO GREBT.

Dan Perry, Sunday, 4 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Turlough was a great assistant but looked rather ungainly in a school uniform, what with him being about thirty or something at the time.

Lalla Ward. mmmmmmmmmmm.

misterjones, Monday, 5 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Funnily enough I was watching some Dr Who over the weekend and man is that Mel annoying. Its hardly surprising but she acts like shes in a pantomime all the fucking time.

And wasn't the thing about Ace that the storys became about her psychological enemies? So that the Curse of Fenric wasn't about blood drinking zombies and Nicholas Parson as a Parson but was actually about Ace's deep seated need for/hartred of her mother.

Anyway for the real issues - I'd wanna be trapped in a Tardis with Sarah Jane.

Winkelmann, Tuesday, 6 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
Oh yeah, Lalla Ward is not cute and has the acting chops of a plank of wood. I was so ANGRY that they got rid of the infinitely-better Mary Tamm for her.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 September 2002 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mary Tamm was up the duff when she left - did she leave of her own volition or was she pushed? It would be great if they'd written her pregnancy into the show, and had the Doctor express a smidgin of regret for the terrible, terrible fun they'd had before never seeing her again.

what ethnicity was Tegan meant to be? I mean, she sounded Australian, but Jovanka sounds kind of African.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 23 September 2002 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tegan was supposed to be from Melbourne, if I remember correctly. She ROCKED. Best companions of all-time:

Jamie
Zoe
Sarah Jane Smith
Romana I
Leela
Tegan
Turlough
Benny
Roz
Fitz

(Yes, I cheated and put book companions in there.)

Victoria was cute; too bad she was so UNBEARABLY SHRILL AND TWEE. I've never seen her on-screen portrayal, but I still wanted the monsters to pull her head off.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 September 2002 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

You haven't seen Victoria on-screen? So haven't seen Tomb of the Cybermen? You must, you must!

(Admittedly there are those who could make intelligent arguments that there are more useful things to do with your time than watch black & white episodes of a long dead sci-fi series, especially episodes which, even by the standards of the show, have particularly cheesy special effects. Well, they can suck my stiff, slimy Ice Warrior.)

Oh yeah, Ian Chesterton rules - heterosexuality in the Tardis, never to be repeated.

B:Rad (Brad), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

i've always had a soft spot for the harry sullivan/ sarah jane smith years myself. lis sladen was impossibly nice when i met her as an awe struck young fan, but weirdly got on with my mum like a house on fire. most charming who actor i met when i was on full on obsessive mode though was anthony ainley - say what you will about the second master, i've rarely met a nicer bloke. he rather seemed to cling on to me as a last attempt at normality before the really scarey who fans with their knitted daleks came a calling and said to me "oh dear, i do so hope you don't end up taking it all quite so seriously as some of these poor people" which i thought rather sweet. jon pertwee on the other hand seemed incredibly bored until you mentioned anything non who based - in my case "the navy lark" - when suddenly the whole thing just ended up being a lot less of a chore for him

none of this of which has any relevance any more to the question so i shall now shut up...

commonswings, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 07:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jo Grant rules of course. Katy Manning = uber hornX0R.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

dr c likes screamers

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

How much crack does Dan Perry get through? Mary Tamm has been plankish in everything I've ever seen her in. she was a very good corpse in the recent Jonathan Creek xmas special.

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Romana I was aloof and superior. Romana II was piney and inappropriate (see the bizarre histrionics at the beginning of "The Liesure Hive" for a great example; she's bopping along the beach like striped tree stump until K-9 gets near the water, at which point she becomes a shrieking fishwife tearing out clumps of hair over the death of her only son, only to go right back to wooden regret in the next scene).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

whereas Romana I's emotional repoertoire ran the spectrum from "aloof" to "superior" and back again. With "corpse" she was just showing off ;-)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alan, she's really great in "The Pirate Planet" and "The Ribos Operation". I haven't seen it in years, but I remember her being great in "The Androids Of Tara", too.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh have your Romana I. I don't think it helps that her character was somewhat incidental to many of the key to time stories (esp Pirate Planet), which compounded with the ice-queeniness makes me remember her as insipid. Androids of Tara was as good as it got. she didn't get much of a run to establish herself i suppose.

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you want insipid, I give you the initial Jo Grant stories. Good God, I wanted to shake her when she first came on the show. Who knew that she was capable of being as fantastic as she was in "The Green Death" based on "Terror Of The Autons"?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've had this sudden thought of a Sontaran or Cyberman stumbling onto this thread and thinking "Doctor' Who's assistants... Search & Destroy! Resistance is Useless!"

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmmm, probic vents

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

You hardly need to play up the implicit rudeness of the Sontarans.

tigerclawskank, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"implicit"?????

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

rudest dr who monsters! Alpha Centauri. that plant in Nightmare of Eden (oh my arms, oh my legs, oh my everything).

and why is the tracer buzzing in my hand? (nb, this is not a ref to tracer hand)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Search:

Thought Ian and Barbara in the very early Hartnell shows were terrific and made for each other. Does anyone remember the rather touching "montage" at the end of "The Chase" when they got back to 1960's London - running around Trafalgar Square, knocking on a police box door and laughing? Wouldn't you have wanted them to be your mum and dad?

Liz Shaw - the blue stocking scientist with a nice line in mini-skirts and Brian Jones fedoras.

Sarah-Jane - Lis Sladen was great. One of those "centred/focused" actors who no matter how shit the script was, breathed life into her character and carried herself with dignity.

Leela - probably my favourite. "You will do as the Doctor instructs, or I will cut out your heart!"

Romana I - Mary Tamm was equally good, v. aloof, superior, just standing there looking fabulous and making pithy remarks. Like Glynis Barber/Soolin off Blake's 7 for much the same reason. Lalla Ward had her moments but I'll never forgive her for blubbing at the pepperpots during "Destiny Of The Daleks", something Tamm would never have stooped to.

Tegan/Nyssa - a double act really. Pete Davison was "my" Doctor, the guy who tuned me into Who back in the 80's and I wanted to grow up and be a Mormon so I could thoroughly debauch the pair of them.

Mel - don't start. Bonnie Langford acts like a demented Principal Boy throughout, but she gave an utterly crap character on the page her spirited best shot.

Destroy:

Zoe - catch her shrieking in "The Mind Robber".
Adric
Ace - utterly dismal and embarrassing attempt to keep up with the times. Aldred's a fine actress (great in emotional scenes) but the character - her terrible street yoof speak, her proficiency with hand-made explosives. Forget it.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 5 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

yow! now I got a reason to re-view sides nostalgia
classic = growing up and finding out the actresses formerly old-as-yer-mum were/are ROWRRR!

Paul (scifisoul), Saturday, 5 October 2002 19:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...
Good old bag of soil.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

When this thread was originated I did not know how much of a minger Ace was.

BLOODY HELL.

Thankfully Tom has now explained to me how there are two Romanas. My favourite is obviously Romana TWO because of the RED SHOES OV DEATH. And the boater!

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

first Romana was always being rude to the Doctor, therefore she is the best.

actually given that the Romanas were the only Timelord assistants, it is presumably actually possible that either or both of them were getting it on with the Doctor.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...
tonight, as part of children in need, there appears to be a doctor who edition of 'the weakest link' featuring old doctors, assistants and talking tin cans.

andy

koogs (koogs), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:51 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh goth-space trilogy on UK Gold tonight! And an entire WEEKEND of compost coming up on UK Gold. Hee.

Bag Of Soil (starry), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

OMG WHO'S ON THE WEAKEST LINK??????

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

Oh it'll only be McCoy, and maybe Davison. Betcha.

And K-9.

Sarah (starry), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

Search (in order of greatness): Leela, K-9, Romana II, Nyssa, Romana I, The Brigadier.
Destroy (in order of heinousness): Sarah Jane, Tegan, Turlough, Peri, everybody else.
Pour out a forty oz for: Adric.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

Custos, you are on crack. Tegan, Turlogh and Sarah Jane are three of the five best companions (the other two being Leela and Romana I, natch).

Also, Zoe and Jamie rocked.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

i worked out that custos is actually homer simpson yesterday but i can't remember why!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

unfortunately to get to watch the weakest link thing you have to sit through 3 hours of 'an up next music from donny osmond'. pah.

andy

koogs (koogs), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

Tegan once made an unforgettable crack. Only from memory, correct me comic book guy, etc, but I think the Doctor was talking about a planet wasteland where nothing ever happens and Tegan said 'I should show you Brisbane'.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

Of course, Leela wins with Romana a close second, but I named my daughter after Sarah-Jane.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

Turlough is very high up there, no doubt, esp. if we discount purely salacious motives (those included, I pretty much agree .. Leela, Romanas, Sarah Jane, Jo, in something like that order ... hey, how come no one mentioned Kamelion, haha).

I have a question, btw, has anyone here seen this panto-parody thing that's got Rowan Atkinson as the 9th Richard E. Grant as something like the 10th (quite handsome) Doctor, Hugh Grant as the 11th (handsome) doctor, Pryce or someone as the 17th master, Atkinson, Lumley ... oh hell:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0212887/

Point being, how on earth would a geek in Chicago get his eyes on this?!?

brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

Custos, you are on crack.
No, Dan. You smoked my stash last night.
Lemme break this down...
Tegan: Whiny and unhelpful. Sure the actress was a hottie but the character deserved to be kicked, literally, out of the TARDIS's front door while travelling at transrelativistic speeds. And she kept getting mind-controlled and possessed. For each time that Turlough bungled trying to kill the Doctor on purpose, Tegan would get 2 or 3 attempts to accidently kill the Doctor.
Turlogh: I admit, this guy had a great backstory (evil judas from another world), but the actor played him like a deranged speedfreak. Watch him froth at the mouth as hey jabbers "Tractators! Tractators!"
Besides, his eyebrows have me the creeps.
Sarah Jane: Not a hottie, not very helpful as a companion, spent all her time screaming and needing to be rescued. Sarah Jane is the anti-Leela.
BAH!

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

i worked out that custos is actually homer simpson yesterday but i can't remember why!
No, I'm Otto, the goofy metalhead bus driver.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

sarah-jane was the best and only and all the others were mere shadows. except for nyssa. but I'm over it now.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, are you kidding????? VICTORIA WATERFIELD was the anti-Leela!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link

Custos, your description of Turlough made him sound even better than he was!

Ricardo (RickyT), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, are you kidding????? VICTORIA WATERFIELD was the anti-Leela!
This name does not ring a bell. She's outside my Dr Who Knowledge.
(Caveat: I only know about assistants from After John Pertwee but before Sylvester McCoy.)

Custos, your description of Turlough made him sound even better than he was!
I hated his bright red eyebrows. I wanted to take a lawnmower to the guys forehead.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

Victoria was an 18th century lass who travelled with the 2nd Doctor and really didn't do anything BUT scream. Seriously. She was more of a screamer than all of the other companions put together.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

K-9 is the only one I really liked.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:54 (twenty years ago) link

No offense taken, I actually consider that show to be generally terrible! I've watched a trans youtuber talk about LGBT representation in Trek and how she had found and valued analogues to the trans experience in the '90s, but how much more affirming it was to see actual trans characters and actors on the show (as unwatchable as I find Discovery, I will applaud its inclusiveness, just as I do with Chibnall's tenure), so I'm excited for RTD II, and I really like your reading on "Turn Left"!

Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Monday, 20 June 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link


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