The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

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Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

GayBear series, all three panels-

Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (twelve years ago) link

madre de dios

kingfish, Friday, 29 February 2008 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

The gay bear sketches have tremendous potential, Dan. I recommend that you develop them further.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:35 (twelve years ago) link


Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

i <3 that the screeching car tires go "FREEEEEP" lol

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

a few statements I believe are true-

God is real, and God is love.

God is the creator of procreation, desire, and eros.

God wants us to be happy.

I like to draw naked mice.

Drawing naked mice makes me happy.

and what, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

Doonsebury gang riding in a VW van.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

I'm working on a revision of the last panel-it would be much more appropriate if Mallard runs over a newspaper vending machine.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

Isn't that a bit obvious, though?

Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

I suspect there's enough energy in the rest of the drawing where it won't become the first thing you see.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

dan, i think it's much more satisfying to see those smug doonesbury jokers in an epic smash-up, imho

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

also, the picture of the gay bear buttsecks -- the topman's ass-pucker looks a little too, uh, exposed. like, it's either the most prominent butthole ever, or he's prolapsing. that aside, i really enjoy your artwork, dan!

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

fillmore strip is great

nsfw strips are insane

abanana, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

dan do you like doug tennapel's stuff?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

what abanana said.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Who's Doug Tennapel?

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

A few sketch requests from goons at SA-

Picking up the Taint Maturbation arc again-

Taint/Obama Blastoff-NSFW

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

Last Winehouse is best. Dan, do you consider yrself to be influenced at all by Robert Crumb?

libcrypt, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a big Crumb fan, so that's probably true.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

dan lacey what are your top 5 most important political issues?

and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

I've been trying to care. I'm not much motivated by politics anymore, mainly because I see neglect everywhere. 'Hot issues' run for a while as fads and then nothing gets accomplished; I've been trying to get off of that stupid train.

As a partial answer I would say life issues, if anything. Euthanasia still interests me, as does cloning. Renewable energy; if we had advanced solar capacity it would solve many of our domestic and defense related problems.

I'm more interested in why people care about certain issues, particularly as seen through the lens of faith and sexual motivation.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

what are your religious beliefs? are you against euthanasia because you believe it takes a life provided by god?

and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

That's a good question.

I've sort of had a falling out with God as of late, so I'm not really advocating anything except doing good, or trying to do good.

There are still too many cases of people 'coming back' after all hope was gone, so I would err on the side of caution. But as for moral absolutes; except for a few cases I've lost my enthusiasm.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for the answers!

and what, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

dan, if you haven't posted it here yet, please post the bob ross/happy tree one. that's awesome. if i had unlimited funds i'd buy 6.5 billion copies of that and mail one to everyone on earth.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

this one?

StanM, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 13 March 2008 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

Taint/Room For Two NSFW

Dan Lacey, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

I've had Ilxor's ask me now and then if they can buy a cartoon; if you click on the above image it will take you to a page where you can purchase a high resolution copy from Paypal for $5. If you guys would like to support the cartoon that's a great way to do so.

I'll post a link where you can download a print-copy of the Neverborn/Bob Ross Happy Tree toon as well for GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ. Would make a nice coloring sheet.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

Someone's going to ask me this-

Chantal Sebire is saying "Thank you for releasing me, little one. Now I am finally free!"

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

That condition she had made me definitely sympathise with her request.

Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

I recommend against GISing Chantal Sebire. Oh, my lunch.

libcrypt, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

Hell, even a Google text search wasn't worth it:

A rare form of cancer had burrowed through her sinuses and nasal cavities, causing her nose to swell to several times its original size, and pushing one of her eye sockets out of her head.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Dan, I hate to be all frenchy pedantic here, but the 'e' at the end of petite makes it a feminine adjective. Petit is the proper spelling and p'tit is "li'l".

Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Well, let's get it right. Drop the 'e' and what do you suggest with 'p'tit is "li'l"?'

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

If she's going to call someone 'bonhomme', she's quite likely to say 'p'tit' instead of 'petit'. It's kind of idiomatic, is what I'm saying.

Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

this is how you leverage the internet to make you look smart!

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

Change made, thanks!

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

So after Chantal S├ębire is dead her body will make a great pro-life costume?

Electronic Bugaloo, Friday, 21 March 2008 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

damn that jenkem epidemic.

i like the guilty raincoater in that last panel.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

haha, ilx finally has jenkem jokes

kingfish, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 07:36 (twelve years ago) link

'i like the guilty raincoater in that last panel.'

May have to revise that. Robe, not raincoat. He's one of the 'live xxx show' employees on a break.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:39 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Idea for a Faithmouse/Chick Tract parody-

Goon request, Blade Runner theme-

9-11 drawing-

Inspired by story of New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat which caused him to speak Australian-
Foster's Is Australian For Beer - NSFW

Recent drawing-

Gary Gygax memorial cartoon in progress-

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-

Padre Pio-

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Dan lives!
I still have his Chase no Face portrait hanging in my office.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:58 (three months ago) link

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