ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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PEEPOLE I NO WHO DNTO EVEN AHVE A CUMPEWTER SAY ORNALDO BLOOMS NOW OMG LOL ROFFLE YO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I haff infected my b/fs brane with the BLOOMPS meme, he luvs it too. He goes round shouting ORNALDO BLOOMPS and DEEJAY GRIZZ!!! NOOOO! all the time... man, we need to get one life :-/

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...

revive

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i was thinking about this yesterday, for no particular reason.

― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I still love this thread very, very much

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

A while ago I saw a t-shirt on which is printed "Mrs. Orlando Bloom." Words cannot express how much I wanted one that reads "Mrs. Ornaldo Bloomps."

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you seen that Anna Nicole Simpson commercial for TrimSpa? She's rolling around in the surf with an un-named actor - who is SURELY the great ORNALDO BLOOMPS.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 2 October 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I've printed out the graphic and put it up at my work desk. I get bemused comments about it on a regular basis. The t-shirt idea sounds essential.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 2 October 2004 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

So this is where it all started! I must've missed this thread in January.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, my friend, the sweet and wonderful origin of the insanity.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I want a T-shirt too! If I can't vote for the US president, at least I can make my views clear for everyone.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

(hi Ned, check your email)

― Paul (scifisoul), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I did -- e-mailed back and am trying to call now but it's not letting me dial through. Will send my phone number to all your addresses now, call me back ASAP, at least before 10:30 am.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

The name Orlando Bloom has lost all meaning. Wait...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

this is odd. just last night, we were foolishly talking about reviving this thread, and wow, here it is.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I am unable to pronounce orlando correctly anymore. It always come out "ornaldo".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I know :\

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

ah THAT's what it says on the end of "When you wasn't Famous"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 April 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Can I put this on a t-shirt?

And now we learn from Allyzay that this has been done, at least in part.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope the presidetn is on the front and the elephant thing on the back

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ANALORD BLOOMPS

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing is, the underrated bit of the thread is really DiMarceau Fishpower.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Absolutely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Ornaldo would've done a much better job than what we got.

― L@yn@ @. (L@yn@ @.), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I cannot wait til it gets cold again so I can wear my Ornaldo Bloomps shirt. Damn you, summer!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I still can't believe that is Eric Bana and not, like, a young John Goodman.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

It seems kind of easy to believe, though.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get it.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Or do you?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, where did you get a bloomps shirt ally?! note to anyone - i need one.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I want an Ornaldo Bloomps sign to stick in my front yard for the next presidetnial election.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

the shirt needs to be mass-marketed.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE I ALREADY BOUGHT AN "UH" SHIRT, HOOK ME UP

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE IS AN "UH" SHIRT????

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys I just made my own Bloomps shirt. It's a blue sweatshirt with red lettering so it's very presidential. I should've known there'd be a market in this, I'll work on some merchandising as soon as we get our new computer!

EVERYONE KNOWS THERE IS AN UH SHIRT!!! http://www.zazzle.com/product/235609635764585640
I have the ladies raglan.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I want an Ornaldo Bloomps sign to stick in my front yard for the next presidetnial election.

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2006 9:47 AM. (JND) (later) (link)

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, I saw.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I might actually do that up here too, even if we don't elect presidetns, or have a yard.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i now live near president street and each time i pass it i look up and somehow expect the sign to say PRESIDETN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

WLLI YONUG FOR FRITS LADY

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how the column formatting made the last word so...

(wait for it...)

embarrasing.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:37 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes i see bloomps take down an elephant all hardcore and be like.....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys know what you can do at neighborhoodies? You can tell them you want a hoodie that just says "ORNALDO BLOOMPS" on it. And they will send it to you.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

different fonts too

i've got a long neighborhoodies list but haven't gotten aound to it

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno if they'd really make ABERZOMBIE tho

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

They don't really seem to have standards or anything, don't worry.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"ouch"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

This restored my faith in ORNALDO BLOOMPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGL2GlfKxg

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I want him to play Link in a Legend of Zelda movie. He could totally wear old Legolas clothes.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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wait, what happened to my uh shirt

― Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

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