UK Digibox: Classic or Dud

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Or else I am stupid. N. is usually more right than me about stuff, so you could try anyway.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 March 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

I dispute that, except when it comes to neds.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 22 March 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

I only know what I've picked up through work.

Here's an explanation of how it works (this is how sky works at least DVB is very similar though):

Channels are arranged in bouquet of 8 channels. The 8 channels are supplied to a statistical multiplexer as 270Mbps SDI lines. The multiplexer dynamically assigns bandwidth to the channels, 32Mbits to assign in the case of sky. Each channel has a bandwidth floor and a nominal badwidth. The multiplexer decides where bandwidth should be allocated to get a picture quality of a certain level and dowcodes the SDI to the appropriate bandwidth. So channels with lots of movement get higher bandwidth and other channels get less. Some channels in a bouquet get priority and bouquets are normally organised with a couple of premium channels and a few lower value channels and maybe a data service.

As far as an objective assessment of quality BBC 1 looks better on freeview than it does on sky but the difference is not stark as the BBC not on the main sky satellite and I think they give it higher nominal bandwidth. The difference between bbc1 and one of the less premium channels is starker on sky. There are lots of other factors; the original footage has a lot to do with picture quality, but modern all digital 50 and 270Mbits footage obviously provides the best end product.

Ed (dali), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

So channels with lots of movement get higher bandwidth

Blimey! How does this work.? I was thinking that there wasn't too much quick moving action on QVC, but have you seen how fast that steam cleaner blasts away grime??

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

FAQ for a CIsco statistical MUX

Ed (dali), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

The best quality picture I can get is definitely BBC Parliament. I think this is because it's always slight variations on the same picture, thus enabling them to dedicate more bandwidth multiplex SDI clusters to little details, like the reflections glimmering in a backbencher's glass of water. Am I right or wrong?

Mooro, I am sorry to hear about your problems. Although it's on an entirley different technological level, I recently bought a set-top (AKA indoor) aerial on special offer and then took it back to exchange it for a daft 'all-in-one' remote control, which was slightly more expensive. I had the extra three pounds all ready to make up the difference, BUT THEY REFUNDED ME AS IF IT HAD BEEN FULL PRICE, so I was quids in there then. I reckon they might refund you full price, Mooro.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 11:11 (twenty years ago) link

Freeview box (with its BBC4 & super shiny five - it was nice while it lasted) returned today for full refund. I think the salesman was going to be awkward at first on the grounds that I could get *some* channels, but I did my charcoal grey pinstripe middle class oozing integrity number & it all ended jovially.

Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

"You can get Ftn - what more would you want, sir?"

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

what the hell is f tn anyway.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

The Ftn Channel is a frank and uncompromising television experience with an eclectic mix of gritty reality, celebrity gossip, full on talk, hard hitting drama and real life fly on the wall documentaries. Pushing the boundaries of entertainment, Ftn features some of the most original and exciting programmes from LivingTV, Bravo,Trouble and Challenge? and broadcasts from 6pm to 6am.

(see upthread)

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

That's what Richard Briers reckons, anyway...

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

Their strap line is 'Full On Entertainment' ...

"Ftn is available on FREEVIEW solely dedicated to general entertainment with a mix of talk, drama, comedy, reality and documentaries. Broadcasting from 6pm to 6am, Ftn features quality original programming from Living TV, Bravo, Trouble and Challenge."

Sounds like the TV equivalent of a tea bag.

Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

"Ftn - better than a teabag, but substantially worse than teabagging"

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

If you stay up late, Bravo has shagging.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

OK, that's a better slogan.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
I updated the software on my Freeview box, and now I've got all the channels that I can only actually watch if I buy one of the new boxes with a decoder slot and subscribe to Top Up TV. I might consider this if it weren't for E4 being the only one I actually want. I'm not paying £7.99 a month just for that.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 29 April 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Intriguingly 'Television X' also appears on the list but there is no mention of this on the Top Up TV website.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 29 April 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes there is, this mention:

Top Up TV Channel 60 11pm - 5am

Television X - The Fantasy Channel (Adult Only)

available for a separate monthly fee - terms and conditions apply.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 29 April 2004 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I beg your pardon.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 29 April 2004 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link

We've got a brand new non-TUTV station*, Nick - unfortunately, it's another bloody shopping channel, Ideal World (ch22).

(* Do people still say TV station?)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yes, I saw that. Is that 4 now? This must stop.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"ooh, these sandals are fantastic! (for 1/2 hour. Not that I waited...)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 30 April 2004 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...
Arrgh! We bought a shiny new freeview box last night, hooked it up, started searching for channels and found... bugger all. We should be able to receive all the usual free-to-air stuff in our postcode according to the DTG website.

We get pretty good reception through our aerial but the lady at the DTG suggested it needs an upgrade cos it can't receive the digital frequencies - is this likely to be the case? Should we just give up now and beg Argos to take the box back?

robster (robster), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Argos are quite tight nowadays. I am semi-boycotting them, when it suits me.

Will Digiboxes work with a set-top aerial?

I would persevere a bit, all these things are a bastard to get working.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 10:58 (nineteen years ago) link

> Yes there is, this mention:
> Top Up TV Channel 60 11pm - 5am
> Television X - The Fantasy Channel (Adult Only)

this morning i came into the room with the tv to find the digibox was on channel 60 when i could've sworn i left it on 70 last night before going to bed (to tape 'peel'). the tivo is capable of turning the digibox over but doesn't know about channel 60. poltergeists, obviously.

robster, don't you have 14 days grace with argos? i'd give it another go. try a signal booster.

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:00 (nineteen years ago) link

don't you have 14 days grace with argos?

In theory, but not always in practice. 'Oh, you've broken the seal!' etc.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I was wondering if a signal booster would do the trick - DTG person didn't think so. Haven't tried the set-top aerial yet but our reception's pretty poor through it usually.

I used to have a digibox that worked fine with a portable aerial so I could give it a go.

robster (robster), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:06 (nineteen years ago) link

'Oh, you've broken the seal!' etc.

You peed on your set top box?

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Was that a bad idea then?

robster (robster), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:16 (nineteen years ago) link

buy the signal booster AND better aerial from argos too, then if it don't work you can take everything back all at once

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

or just get broadband and digiTV all at once like a responsible internet person should :)

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't get me started on broadband...

Actually I would quite like to get started on broadband - we've yet to establish quite what all the holes coming into our living room do.

robster (robster), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

They are for broadband mice.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

We get pretty good reception through our aerial but the lady at the DTG suggested it needs an upgrade cos it can't receive the digital frequencies - is this likely to be the case? Should we just give up now and beg Argos to take the box back?

You may need to upgrade your ariel, and the down cable from it. I spend some of last night fixing the 80s vintage ariel cable and we still only got the BBC bouquet. Go for the highest gain ariel you can get (£40 from homebase, Maplin etc.) Get double screened cable and use distrbution amplifiers whereever you split.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link

also.. is sky one on freeview? (otherwise is it worth it?)

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

no sky one, don't know about top up though

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

No, sky 1 isn't on freeview, but yes, it is worth it. FOr the sake of £60, you get top-bopmbing terrestrial channels + bbc3 and bbc4, which is a def. plus.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Top up is shit. It costs about £7 a month or something and all you get that's any good is E4. Also you need one of those new boxes that take decoder cards (or an old OnDigital one, I think).

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I find the Light Programme to be more than sufficient.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I forgot: ITV 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

'The ITV News Channel is currently undergoing engineering work on Freeview and will return in February 2005'

What can this possibly mean (when ITV News is still available on other platforms)?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ITV News was still there last night (and was the source of entirely misplaced optimism early on) - I think some transmitters can fit it in and some can't. That sounds like rubbish though, doesn't it?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Boots are selling a Digibox for 39.99. It is called Technobox or something. Looks a bit like one of their foot spas or some kind of inflatable pedicure aid.

What is the difference between an expensive Digibox and a cheap Digibox?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Bugger all really, there are only about three chipsets out there. It comes down to CI slot or no and number of scart sockets.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

What is a CI slot?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, but the remotes and user interfaces vary a lot, as far as I can see. Which does make a difference, esp. when you're arsing around with interactive. Doubt it's as simple as 'you get what you pay for' but the speed of flicking through channels also seems to vary.

Maybe consult a WHICH? guide and your local library...?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, if you've got £150 or so to spend, then consider stretching to one of the digiboxes with internal hard disc recorder. Like a budget Tivo/Sky+! I want one, to automatically store up the good stuff from BBC3 and 4.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

we might get tivo. i had it once, briefly, in new york. it's probably a plot to rot brains and keep people zombies in their own homes, but my god is it fun.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

You are my WHICH? guide. Do you want me to turn into my dad? Besides, I won't be getting one until we can extricate ourselves from evil Tele"Fred"West and their horrible 12 month contract.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

FTN is cool, though they always seem to have the same documentary about realistic (not very) sex dolls on.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

That is terrible news, Andy. May I suggest a HUMAX dual-core model?

I'm not sure we even have a junction box, but the aerial is pretty crap. Previous resident was a Sky person.

Am I right in thinking a new aerial would be in the region of a hundred nicker?

I think I might have asked this question before, so here is an additional one:

And could we take it with us when we move? Assuming we eventually do. Would this involve Rod Hullism?

I wonder if Rod Hull lived in the Thames Valley. Seems likely, after all, it is the light entertainment capital of the world.

PJ Miller, Friday, 23 February 2007 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link


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