the overwhelming absurdity of the shitting dick nipples is not to be taken lightly. it can be especially laughter-fit inducing amongst 18-25 year olds. those who find themselves at diners in New Jersey at 4 in the morning are especially at risk.
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I've only seen New Jersey through a Greyhound bus window and I intend to keep it that way, especially after this new knowledge.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 5 August 2007 11:04 (sixteen years ago) link
WAU.
The shitting dick at right is actually jizzzing dick though.
― Drooone, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, is true.
more examples can be seen at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Shitting_dick_nipples
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Very Good.
― Drooone, Monday, 6 August 2007 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link
it can be especially laughter-fit inducing amongst <strike>18-25</strike>12-15 year olds.
― tehresa, Monday, 6 August 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i always forget to convert to bbcode. pwnd.
tehresa, you might have FAILED THE SPELLING BEE but you have PASSED THE 1P3PSI CHALLENGE!!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 6 August 2007 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link
a rather dark period in the history of this board
― gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link
fuck you no way. I was so happy to see it bumped up to the top.
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link
stevie d's moment
xpost
― karachi handshake, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:44 (sixteen years ago) link
it's cool, stevie, we're all about luv on this board
― gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:45 (sixteen years ago) link
penis/shit/nip/nip love
― karachi handshake, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Bad.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:57 (sixteen years ago) link
It appears she's a sportscaster, and I think the dicknipps are the color commentators. (The left one took the term too literally: "I show you: Brrrooowwwwnnnn!")
― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Pictures like this make me think far fewer Japanese baby boys get circumcised than boys born in American hospitals.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link
America loves it's foreskin-knifin'
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it is a shame and a waste.
― Abbott, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
ehh who cares, just skin
― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 November 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://sa.madtasty.com/images/nws/furry/dicknipples8lr.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 29 November 2007 05:17 (sixteen years ago) link
^lack of the 'skin.
― W4LTER, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:35 (sixteen years ago) link
The first thing I noticed about that was "ew! Black tights!"
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:51 (sixteen years ago) link
JW's "contribution" lacks the class of Stevie D's.
I'm proud to have introduced Stevie D to 1p3, btw. One of things I never get thanked for!!
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 29 November 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link
― karachi handshake
― velko, Monday, 27 October 2008 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link
RTS SPOR
― (unregistered) (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link
<3
― wilter, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:55 (fifteen years ago) link
happy anniversary!
― velko, Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.futanaria.com/previews/36_DickTits.jpg
― （ ´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
WHY DID I FUCKING CLICK ON THIS THREAD? I KNEW WHAT I WAS IN FOR. GAH!!!!!
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
the first pic isn't even the worst one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
last one would make an A+ t-shirt
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
oh my god.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I have been trying to figure out what the Japanese name for those drawings of women with multiple, really exaggeratedly large boobs is. Like, they'll have multiple boobs and multiple nipples and probably cows' ears or something. I saw a few pictures a few years ago and now it's like they don't exist (I'm all like, what, no meme?). That "Nipplicious Dick Goddess" is ridiculous. It's hilarious that people have made some kind of live action version of the picture in the original post or whatever it's a variation of.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link
happy new year!
― velko, Saturday, 2 January 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I like how this thread is so not safe that it needs TWO warnings plus the third warning that is the title
― art crut (The Reverend), Saturday, 2 January 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SRGP2ct6LY
― buzza, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Shitting dick nipples has robbed me of some precious sleep in my day.
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Friday, 6 August 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I am sorry Abbbottt.
― Shallots Are As Good As Joyce Brothers (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 29 October 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link
good song!
― gr8080, Friday, 14 January 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Dipstick Then Lisping
― cocaine snorting suburbanite who says "retard" (buzza), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
shitting dick nipples itt
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://orz.gurochan.net/req/archive/1110774277
― buzza, Saturday, 17 November 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
Fallen world, seven trumpets sounding, etc.
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 November 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link
22 Name: m 2005-09-15 18:56 ID:q+P5RCZ9 [Del]this is the stupidest, least erotic bullshit ive ever seen posted. there is absolutley nothing sexy about shtting nipples. it doent even make sense.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 17 November 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link
Name: Hooly 2005-09-07 20:44 ID:XGBXwe3A [Del]Screw my girlfriend having all the fun, if shitting dicks came out of my tits, that'd ROCK!
― sarahell, Saturday, 17 November 2012 08:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/B076A0D3-F2D0-4D0B-9CA0-1CB9608AF22B_zps3a735mtc.jpg
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zkYhuVE.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 27 March 2016 17:31 (eight years ago) link
Dick nips
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 November 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link
yes?
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Sunday, 10 November 2019 01:12 (four years ago) link
I thought saying it would summon them
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/2CLiX1Y.png
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
Okay, so I'm just blind for the rest of my life now, I guess
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2hA_Xjr33E
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link
i think for me the magic is in looking for the tip of his dick. clearly, we all see his balls, which have fully descended.
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link
I wouldn't say they've completely descended until they're resting comfortably on the shower floor.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
thing is, what happens when the floor shatters on impact. it really goes back to the central philosophical question "what is a hole"
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:03 (two years ago) link