YIFF ME IM FURRY

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uggh.. i just watched DeNiro say "I imagine I have four legs and covered in fur" to Elmo. The context changed everything.

this is the thread where nate tries to explain to his friends that fucking animals is wrong and they argue with him

goodbye cruel world

As an apology, I will tell you that I saw Aesop Rock at a party this weekend. Jax0n pointed him out to me and then Jax0n learned me about indie-rap, which I knew nothing about. It sounds to me like 3rd Bass + Non-Phixion + Quannum... am I that far off?

Steve: Not really

For all you do yr past self down as pathetic, nate, you come across ok (albeit somewhat bad tempered, reasonably enough) on those google groups links. Some of the other guys, eg:

*The otter takes a look at the six or seven inches of vented spleen on the
deck,
lifting his feet every once in a while to make sure there aren't any pieces
stuck inbetween his toes. After a bit he gives up, shrugs his shoulders and
sticks his paws in his pockets and watches events unfold.*

urgh, wtf.

And another thing,

Honestly, I've been trying to stop. Sometimes Tiggers just try to stop typing. Stopping typing is harder than bouncing.

-- Fluffy Bear Has Gone Somewhere Very Dark and Mysterious (el.jeffe.bonanz...), May 4th, 2006 4:27 PM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows) (later) (link)

Um.

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...), May 4th, 2006 4:37 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

Still, accusing him of being a furry would probably lead to some awesome funny shit. Hmmmm...

i think my learning you was something like you asking me if indie rap just meant "made by white people" and i said "uh, yeah. pretty much"

FFS I AM NOT THAT DAN PERRY

THIS IS NOT ME

Oh man, they went to a furry bar or something and made them all take off their masks, and they used a blue hair off a guy's suit as evidence, it was hilarious. Many a raised Grissom eyebrow in THAT one.

The rating for the show is listed as: Suggestive Dialog, Strong, Coarse Language, Explicit Sexual Situations, Violence

is an anthropomorphic horse with a can of pringles for a penis a meme? what?

"now i'm Pringles sized"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTUOojoHuc

HAHAHA the cat HAHAHAHA

http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/01/the-everyday-lives-of-furries-photographed-by-tom-broadbent/

http://i.imgur.com/wJl5C3N.jpg

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ybtu37mnmghpng/original.png

http://blog.vonscaramouche.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/R.Crumb-Bigfoot.jpg

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/12/07/369186497/chlorine-gas-leak-in-chicago-disrupts-furries-convention

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/08/mika-brzezinski-furries-awkward-morning-joe-segment_n_6288468.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg0000006

http://i.imgur.com/8uDU43X.jpg

rip nate patrin

Would

that photo is gonna show up in killer's political future

https://vine.co/v/O2JtDbdJOd7

https://vine.co/v/iuw1vEWIna6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EhxnRq4zFM

nova jinxs treat 6 months ago
Did hogwash have a panel? 

Melody DAD 6 months ago
Yes, Hogwash hosted two panels

nova jinxs treat 6 months ago
i watched one. what were they called again?

Melody DAD 6 months ago
+Jinx The Grump I believe that the panels were 'Fursuit Bootcamp' and 'Learn how to speak squeak'

https://vine.co/v/ehWFuuugDaJ

nightmares.

http://i.imgur.com/PmZsw08.jpg

i didn't realize this photo was already upthread

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2xwuiro3r1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/m1cMk5f.png

http://i.imgur.com/ae6xmdU.gif

http://i.imgur.com/C76aUJP.gif

http://i.imgur.com/tngJPlo.gif

real dog otm

https://vine.co/v/iKLvlnp1nWg

that clip is also used in this disturbing nsfw oneohtrix point never video

https://vine.co/v/iraIEdqznvh

http://i.imgur.com/n1RBB3l.jpg

"cosplay costume"

http://i.imgur.com/DbHlxVS.jpg

https://vine.co/v/igXILBQ1TUu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHo_jqf_nyU

http://i.imgur.com/KV6uk5U.jpg

https://vine.co/v/iv50PwKeJl2

http://i.imgur.com/Ipi2NnU.jpg

👍

http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/08/the-secret-furry-patrons-keeping-indie-artists-afloat.html

...writer and self-described furry community historian Colin Spacetwinks explained to me over Twitter DM.

ctrl-f 'nazi'. no? really? ok...

http://www.geek.com/news/internet-gutter-nazi-furries-1669775/

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6tUJJ5V4AEsBYD.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6tULHfVsAAr-yE.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6tUPaiU4AANJIH.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6tUjMuVwAAHfOH.jpg

I'm in Pittsburgh for a long weekend, first time I've been here for over a decade.

At some point in that decade, Pittsburgh became host to the world's largest furry convention.

The 2017 convention is. . .this weekend.

I am at a hotel across the street from Anthrocon's convention center.

UH

http://i.imgur.com/JiBFtrD.jpg

Brrr! Tourists wear funny animal-like hats to withstand the cold in Harbin, Northeast China's #Heilongjiang province, on Feb 12, when temperatures fell as low as -22C pic.twitter.com/338jMremlV

— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) February 15, 2019

The hosts of podcast Worst Year Ever, a relatively new podcast which has primarily focused on issues and candidates in the runup to the 2020 elections, took a field trip to Midwest Fur Fest when they heard that Milo Yiannopoulos was planning to attend. What resulted was a two-part episode that looks into how the furry community has dealt with their issues with alt-right infiltration.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-worst-year-ever-49377032/episode/part-one-how-the-furries-fought-55634876
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-worst-year-ever-49377032/episode/part-two-how-the-furries-fought-55843374

shortly after getting vaccinated I visited my stepmom. she's doing alright but is kind of sad that she's estranged from both her kids. one for dumb dramatic reasons, the other because he's a very strange fella. he's about 6 years younger than me so I've always known him as a kid, particularly a kid who was always very socially awkward and had no interests outside of video games. he also had a habit of breaking shit, like everything he touched he'd destroy. I remember the seats in their car and the garage being all torn up. Apparently he just couldn't help it. I think he was diagnosed with ADHD, also is certainly on the spectrum. in other words I have no clue how to connect with him nor do I really want to now that he's moved out. the only thing I knew is that apparently he was a brony, back when his FB shit appeared on my feed. but I haven't seen or heard anything since.

but since I visited I asked "what's your boy up to?" and she says "oh he does this weird thing where he wears animal suits and goes to conventions at hotels" and I'm like "and..?" and she's like "well I think that's it". She has no clue what a furry is and thank god she isn't good enough at being online to figure it out. I say this b/c I look him up on Facebook, and on Facebook you can get to his Twitter (with a little sleuthing), and on his Twitter you can see numerous clips of him getting railed by other furries. the kind of shit I did not know you could post on Twitter. he also has an OnlyFans account now. I scroll down a bit b/c I have to verify this is really him, then do something stupid and click play on one of the videos and yep...that's his voice. that's the kid I used to live with! I'm a pretty liberal guy, ok? but this is fucking weird!!!

anyway flash forward to now, I'm at a family gathering and it's getting late and we're all drinking and the subject of this guy comes up, and my brother is like "oh...yeah...that guy". Keep in mind I really didn't want to tell anybody because I do not want to fucking kill my stepmom. but still I ask "yeah uh...do you know what he's up to now?" - like just inquiring to see if he knows, not to reveal that I know anything. and he says "what, the OnlyFans?" and I'm like "Wait you know about that?!?". it turns out he didn't, that's just how he always answers the "whatever happened to...?" question!!! and now everyone knows!!!! OOPS!! well little stepbro, I hope you're happy now. and I mean that sincerely!