Comic book deaths are usually about the machinations behind the resurrection ("oooo how are they gonna do it?"), not the death itself ("OH NO SUPERMAN IS DEAD").
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link
And then when someone gets resurrected (like Hal Jordan, say), "Oh, you'll be back. You've never been able to carry a series."
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link
(Which hopefully nobody except me is sell-out enough to have actually been shown.)
― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link
Other signs for Marvel bit-players to hold while running across the Xavier Institute Lawn:
"WILLIE LUMPKIN HAS A POSSE"
"TERRAX IS X-TREME"
"RUNAWAYS IS JUST FALLEN ANGELS IN HOT TOPIC COUTURE"
"SERVE JUSTICE - BRING BACK THE SCOURGE"
"GET A SUPREME INTELLIGENCE MORANS"
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link
[xpost]
HI! MY NAME IS: Ronan the Accuser
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link
I WAS POSSESSED BY THE YELLOW IMPURITY OF THE GREEN LANTERN BATTERY AND WENT EVIL AND SAVED THE WORLD AND BECAME THE SPECTRE AND CAME BACK AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT (PS I AM HAL JORDAN)
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link
*scribbles out GIRL on sticker, looks around surreptitiously*
"Actually, could you tell me if Namor's shown up yet?"
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link
*scribbles out SUB-MARINER w/ a Sharpie, looks around expectedly, sees guy behind the table watching him*
"Air-breather! Make yourself useful and find out if Susan Richards has arrived! Namor COMMANDS IT! (Here is some of your filthy cloth currency to expedite your efforts.) NOW GO!"
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link
"Verily! No more shall the Prince of Atlantis prance about in hot pants like the common boywhore!"
"Did you ... change ... your name tag?"
"Namor COMMANDED it! And they were all out of blanks."
"... DOM-Mariner?"
"Namor smash!"
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link
https://www.thedigitalfix.com/marvel-cinematic-universe/hawkeye-pizza-dog-explained
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link
“Pizza Dog”
(No, I haven’t seen Hawkeye yet. Waiting for the DVDs that will never be produced.)
Fun thread!
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 December 2021 11:18 (two years ago) link