how do you tell a squirrel "those are my nuts"

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― eek, Monday, 17 January 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

eek?

― eek, Monday, 17 January 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

You say "choo-chacha-choo-choo-chaa-chaa"

which is Squirrelese for "Get away from my nut ya filthy rodent"

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Heave,

That's Stoatish youre quoting there and you just told the archbishop to fetch your crotchless (sic).

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, Michael, when you first stumbled into this forum, I suspected that you were, in reality, a sober person trying to "pass".

Your last post causes me to have doubt.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 20 January 2005 08:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Heave Ho, obviously, is a raving maniac.

I miss Linkey. (Cel? Could you TRY to wake him up?)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 20 January 2005 08:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Heave might very well be merely another fetishist with a penchant for men of the cloth. Not like that's weird or anything. He might just be referring to a crotchless tree or staff.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 20 January 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Barbie dolls are crotchless, you know. Somehow, I find that strangely perverse.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 21 January 2005 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Damn whomever started this "crotch" business.

Here in the wilds of west-central Missouri, we have what some people call "crotchless trees". Others, lacking imagination, refer to them as "telephone poles".

The squirrels don't give a rat's ass about any of this. They are very smug about the whole thing.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 21 January 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://neworganizing.com/blog/uploaded_images/krustywithpantsdown-711967.gif

― slecked, Sunday, 29 June 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

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