over-the-top sexist hard rock/hair metal lyrics (ironists, indie bands, and hip-hop acts sit this thread out, please)

"If you believe that what we're doing is right, close your eyes and be still."

- "I Wanna Be With You," The Raspberries

One of my favorite songs, too. Too bad.

Courtesy of the ever so enjoyable Manowar.

She said she'd never been
Never been touched before
She said she'd never been
This far before
She said she'd never liked
To be excited
She said she'd always had
Had to fight it (and she never won)
She said she'd never been
Never been balled before
N' I don't think
She'll ever ball no more (fixed 'er good)

Hey Squealer - when I held her hand
Squealer - made her understand
Squealer - when I kissed her lips
Squealer - and sucked her finger tips
Squealer - she started getting hot
Squealer - made it hard to stop
Squealer - it got too much
Squealer - I think I've got the magic touch