― Rhia, Sunday, 23 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― maryann, Sunday, 23 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
how are you supposed to answer questions as annoying as this one? The obvious answer is to just say "yes" but how the fuck are they supposed to know anything about you from that? What are they trying to find out from questions as pointless as this? somehow i think saying "yes if i don't have deadlines i take three years to do anything" is not going to help either. Thanks for all the advice, i've already started practicing my swearing.
― hamish, Sunday, 23 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― queenoftheharpies, Sunday, 23 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Maria, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Some (but, I think a very few) interviews are conducted with the purpose of the interviewers working out wehether the interviewee can do that job. It's far more common that everyone invited for interview can do the job and the interview process is about working out which of the candidates they reckon they can work with, whose face fits.
― Tim, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Don't talk too much, but try to anticipate questions. There's nothing worse than asking a question, getting a very basic answer, and having to drag more information out of the candidate. And don't talk to fast, as your brain never manages to keep up, as I've found to my cost!
You don't need to go on about how great you are, you need to show that you can think things through, and show how you would respond in certain situations. You wouldn't be there if they didn't think you were capable, you wouldn't be there if you didn't think you were capable, so don't panic, just listen and think things through properly. And don't be afraid of being honest, they can see straight through bullshit.
Good luck!
― Vicky, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― queenoftheharpies, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― hamish, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― stevo (stevo), Monday, 9 September 2002 08:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― chris (chris), Monday, 9 September 2002 08:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 September 2002 09:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
how are you supposed to answer questions as annoying as this one?
Interviews are a blunt instrument. They're notoriously bad at selecting the right candidate for the job. This is why larger companies (who can afford it) use assessment centres where candidates are set tasks as well as being interviewed. Nonetheless, learning to do well in interviews is something you'll have to do if you want a job.
I think what Vicky says above about interviewers being nervous and inexperienced can sometimes be true. Their questions may seem unspecific or cliched. But, regardless of how good an interviewer they are, you have to be ready to give them a reply they'll want to hear. One American president famously used to ask reporters at press conferences "Who here has got questions for my answers ?" I think this kind of pre-emptive strategy can be a good one. Use the questions as an opportunity to say what *you* want to say. Prepare before your interview using the job specification and get some stuff ready that they'll want to hear. If you can come up with a couple of killer phrases that will identify you from the other candidates then that's all good too. Some people are good at thinking on their feet in an interview situation. Other's (like myself) have to do a lot of preparation.
― bert, Monday, 9 September 2002 09:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 September 2002 09:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
Of course, if they ask this at all, it may be a signal that they're cruel and you wouldn't want to work for them, anyway.
― nory (nory), Monday, 9 September 2002 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
'In essence no, the Netherlands has a far more developed welfare stated but the theoretical side to the profession is more or less the same."
"Good. Can you then explain the difference between practise and process based social work particularly in relation to the 5 interview model?"
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm. (long pause). Not exactly......"
― stevo (stevo), Monday, 9 September 2002 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― stevo (stevo), Monday, 9 September 2002 13:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Yes. Yes, that's right."
"What do you consider your biggest weakness?"
"Public speaking."
― david h (david h), Monday, 9 September 2002 19:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nory (nory), Monday, 9 September 2002 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 9 September 2002 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― david h (david h), Monday, 9 September 2002 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― david h (david h), Monday, 9 September 2002 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 9 September 2002 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― david h (david h), Monday, 9 September 2002 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 September 2002 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― rener, Tuesday, 10 September 2002 09:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 09:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 10:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
It seemed to go quite well though
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 10:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 10:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
*scans through copy of application form she sent off to remember what arse she said she could do*
HAHAHA oh god if anyone has a computer with web editing proper programmes please could I borrow them to re-familiarise myself with them as I said I have used them - YES but can I remember ANYTHING about them hahahaha.
Oh god I'm nervous. I need lunch. WHERE IS ECWM?????
― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 10:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 10:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 10:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 10:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
good luck to sarah and chris.
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― stevo (stevo), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mandee, Tuesday, 10 September 2002 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 10 September 2002 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
I am still panicking!
― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 16:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 10 September 2002 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
Also, don't move too far away from the subject. No matter how much they like you, they don't want to hear about irrelevancies or, another failing of mine (in all walks of life), overly personal stuff.
Sigh. Does anyone want to give me a job too?
― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 18:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 19:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
Do you get firsts in A-levels too?
Who is this David Baddiel?
― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
The degree starts from a third (you scraped through), the common 2:2, the very good 2:1 (aka lower/upper second) and the first.
David Baddiel is a British comedian. You're not missing much.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 19:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 20:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
The last IRL interview I had lasted over a hour (not including the code test). This was after an initial 30 minute Skype interview.
Didn't get the job either.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 19 July 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
Ugh. Hate these so much. I have had 5 in 2013 without a job to show for it. I am starting to fear that I am a terrible interviewee. Response to feedback request from one I did on Weds:
Dear SktshAs I said in my previous email, we had an exceptionally strong field of applicants. As this is a senior position, I was particularly keen to find someone who has managed a team and has operated at senior level. We have a team of very able administrators in place who need an experienced manager to direct and guide them. All the candidates whom I am taking to second interview, are a little bit older than you and have held senior management roles.Your passion for working with young people to change lives, came over loud and clear, and I do hope you succeed in finding your next role.Kind regardsChief Exec
As I said in my previous email, we had an exceptionally strong field of applicants. As this is a senior position, I was particularly keen to find someone who has managed a team and has operated at senior level. We have a team of very able administrators in place who need an experienced manager to direct and guide them. All the candidates whom I am taking to second interview, are a little bit older than you and have held senior management roles.
Your passion for working with young people to change lives, came over loud and clear, and I do hope you succeed in finding your next role.
Kind regardsChief Exec
Which, like, thanks - but if that was going to be an insurmountable problem, why waste my time by getting me in at all? And should my age have any sort of bearing on things? (nb I'm 31!)
I guess it's good experience etc but to go through a couple of weeks of pretty intensive prep work, and to take a day's holiday to do it, only to find out you basically weren't really in their thoughts anyway is really fucking exasperating
― sktsh, Friday, 6 September 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link
:(
― conrad, Friday, 6 September 2013 09:37 (ten years ago) link
thought this revive was gonna be about this sun-setting-on-the-silly-season peach http://www.theguardian.com/money/2013/sep/05/currys-interviewee-radios-robot-dance
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
I dunno, if they were looking for someone with senior management experience then it may have been nothing to do with the quality of your interview. That said, if that were the case it does seem weird that they would waste your time with an interview in the first place.
― Matt DC, Friday, 6 September 2013 09:47 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, that's the bit I found a bit weird. OTOH she may have thought this was a kinder way of responding than saying "you were crap love" so idk.
― sktsh, Friday, 6 September 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link
probably hoping they could find a way to get what they wanted from someone they thought they could pay way less
― j., Friday, 6 September 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
If you were one of the older ones who didn't get it they'd probably have said they wanted a younger person
― cardamon, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link
Fuck them. And fuck currys. I'm doing my bit to fuck currys by also posting that link to ilx on another thread
― cardamon, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
All the candidates whom I am taking to second interview, are a little bit older than you and have held senior management roles.
where do you live? in USA it's illegal to deny someone a job because of age except in very limited circumstances.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:40 (ten years ago) link
which basically just means you make up another reason not to hire somebody.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, equally so in the UK! In fairness to her I don't think she really meant "you didn't get through because you're not old enough" and her email was nice enough, but it was a pretty clumsy/stupid way of putting it. I can completely understand not getting through (it was a much more senior role than my current one, like several levels up, so I was pleasantly surprised to get an interview in the first place) but I could imagine someone much more entitled/irrational/desperate trying to complain about age discrimination.
Pay thing was weird too - for a job that had director in the title it paid what I'm on but with fewer benefits. And I am not a high-earning fella.
I think maybe she misinterpreted my "do you have any feedback that I can take with me to future interviews elsewhere" as "why didn't you give me the job waaaah". I'm fine with the not being chosen bit, but would have been happy to hear general sort of "you babbled a bit" or whatever advice, if she had any. But maybe there wasn't any, or she felt she couldn't give it because she thought I might take it badly. Anyway, jokes on her because I abhor 'working with young people to change their lives'.
Basically cardamom otm. Fuck 'em.
― sktsh, Saturday, 7 September 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
i've been unemployed for 6+ months now. it is really fucking discouraging.the only places that have even replied to my applications are a dog walking service and a juice bar.
― ian, Saturday, 7 September 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
Why were they at the airport if the husband wasn't due to return from his tour of duty that day?
― cardamon, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
Wrong thread shit
― cardamon, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link
ian, it's far more likely to be them than you
― cardamon, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
if she told you in an email that you weren't hired b/c you weren't old/young enough, regardless of what actually went on you have a lawsuit.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
(another way of saying that is: if this company knows what is good for them, they should fire the woman who sent you that email.)
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link
When I started going for teaching jobs 20+ years ago, I was hopelessly inept at interviews--so much so that when I finally was hired full-time after seven years of supplying (by basically asking for, and getting, a mercy hiring by the outgoing principal at a school where I supplied regularly), I never tried to switch schools again. Fifteen years later, I'm still there--because I like the school, but also because I never want to go through another job interview for the rest of my life.
Teaching interviews require that you're fully conversant in the acronyms du jour (ADJs, if you will). They change every three or four years, but they never go away.
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 September 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
Job interview at TK Maxx tomorrow. FML. Perhaps a consolation is that if I get the job, I can start a thread about it.
― TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
Full/part time? Cover your outgoings?
― cardamon, Thursday, 12 September 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link
To be fair, that wasn't the spirit of what was written though. clearly she meant 'experienced' though she used the word 'older,' e.g. 'these other candidates are a better fit because they are older (and therefore more experienced).'
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 12 September 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link
Hmmm, I just had an interview go really well for a job I don't really want but I really need any job. Hoping I can have a similarly good interview for a job I'd be more down to actually do before I'm called on to take this one. Meh.
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 October 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
I didn't even apply for this. My roommate did and they called him yesterday and he was like "I already took a job but my roomie's here and he's looking for work" and handed off the phone.
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 October 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
I'd say take it up and give it yr best shot because whether or not you like it depends on things that won't be apparent until you've worked there a while
― cardamon, Friday, 4 October 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
Well, it's doing janitorial work for $11/hr late nights with a 27 mile commute, so I can't exactly see myself growing to appreciate it, but I'm fairly desperate and can't afford to pass on work at the moment.
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 October 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link
I figure if nothing else, I might do it for a couple pay periods and bail when I can pull down something else.
yeah, that sounds like a good plan.
― JEFF 22 (Matt P), Friday, 4 October 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
anyone ever withdrawn from an application when they've been offered an interview? just not sure I cba doing all the prep (company research, working up answers to the competency qs etc) and my current job is... fine I guess
― ||||||||, Monday, 20 November 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
Loads of times
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Monday, 20 November 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
did it. kinda regret doing it now. inevitable
― ||||||||, Thursday, 23 November 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link
said it was bad timing (financial year end) and hadn't had time to properly prepare and didn't want to waste everyone's time. can I say to something along the lines 'if you're still interviewing in dec/jan, let me know. it's the ideal role but was just very unfortunate with the timing'
― ||||||||, Thursday, 23 November 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
have heard from several people that the application is about the past, the interview is about the future
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 January 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
but i live in the now
― j., Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
the application is about the misery your past employment bestowed upon you, the interview is about the horrors which lie ahead
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link
Tend to agree with bizarro.
Application is partially about the future tho - a cover page can make clear how your values align with the company and how you can see yourself fitting in there. Hopefully that's not too literal
― kolakube (Ross), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link
make sure your cover letter stands out by using an eye-catching font, like comic sans, in a colour which reflects your personality, like lavender
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link
you can also add visual interest by breaking up the text with clip art of businesspeople doing business things, eg
https://openclipart.org/download/236805/Businessman-Pointing-To-Graph-On-Monitor.svg
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link
All of my application is in the past for sure
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
the interview should also be about the past, the idea is that you provide specific examples of how you've demonstrated the competencies required for the position
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link
so I 99% completed an application for a post but did not submit it....... & I have been invited for an interview.... -\..o../-
― ||||||||, Saturday, 27 January 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link
I made it to the third and final stage of a job interview, which is a “chemistry meet” where I’ll meet the five people I’m going to manage and my co-managers.
I’ve done one of these before, as a team member not a candidate, and it was excruciating. I consider myself quite sociable and chatty but I can turn into an overpleasing dingbat when conversation gets awkward.
Any hints/experience? Definitely more nervous about this than the two other interviews...
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 15 November 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link
BreatheRelaxLess is more
― calstars, Thursday, 15 November 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link
think of some cool orders to give them, to show them how fun it will be to do your bidding
― j., Friday, 16 November 2018 03:29 (five years ago) link
I have been jobhunting.
Note: I don't, strictly speaking, need to, because I already have a job. I just want a different one, and there are a bunch out there (for my particular niche type of work). I know this is a ridiculously privileged situation to be in.
That said, it IS a bit surreal - not just because everything is phones and zooms and teams and stuff, but because basically no one knows what tf is happening, so a lot of things are tentative. Thoughts in no particular order:
1. Almost every company has an online application; some are better than others.- Sometimes you upload your resume and that's pretty much it. A+.- Sometimes you upload your resume and the tool parses it successfully. B+.- Sometimes you upload your resume and the tool parses it middlingly well - you still have to go in and correct/edit to correspond with reality. C.- Sometimes you upload your resume and then you STILL have to manually enter every fricking thing. D-.
2. I have told a LOT of companies about my gender, race/ethnicity, disability status, and veteran-ness. This is fine and I understand why they collect the data but it's pretty repetitive and I find myself wishing for a way to do it all with one button.
3. I have talked to a LOT of initial screener interviewers (generally, recruiters or other HR types). These conversations generally go well. But the second phase (of talking to a person who actually understands the work) is usually slow to materialize. Because people are busy having, y'know, jobs.
4. Every potential calculation of whether/when to say yes is fraught. If I accept the first offer I will forever wonder whether I should have held out longer. If I reject an offer I will forever wonder if I should have taken it.
― I bless Bad Brains down in Africa (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 May 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
Friend just got a new gig, depends on the industry I guess
― calstars, Friday, 22 May 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link