the snorg girl looks crazy

yeah that's cool but every time i load up wankette now she's staring at me with that maniacal grin and this look in her eyes that says I WILL EAT YR SOUL LOL SRSLY and i'm just like i can't read any of this, you snorg girl, you are ruining my day.

it's a lot better when i load up that site and it's the american apparel "just a girl's ass, nothing but a girl's ass" ad.

GAAAAAH XPOST

Here are some things I have written:

* why I believe in God

Here are some lists:

* what I value in others
* good mechanics around LA
* good websites for when you are bored
* good computer products
* ...view all lists...

Here are some things I like:

* fish tanks
* static electricty
* crawdads
* sprinting

lol adblock

i don't like to use adblock, i might miss out on the american apparel girl's ass.

wtf is snorg anyway, i've never gone to their site because i'm afraid that girl is going to try to convert me, religiously, to her cult.

funny thing is its not just wankette any more shes on tmp and huffpost too - theres some sort of blog fueled nervous breakdown happening

oh man now i have gone and i see it is t-shirts one would find at urban outfitters, t-shirts for douchebags. i'm disappointed.

http://www.carolineoncrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/BigDeal_F_Fullpic_3.gif

i've got kind of a big rack.

http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg12.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg6.jpg

this one is my absolute favorite

http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg8.jpg

aw fuuuuuck

wait wait this http://www.snorgtees.com/snorg_photos.php

xpost lolololol

so many douchebags!

that photo page is like combining capitol club with neighborhoodies.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72470664

The best thing in those picturers is the Giant Baloo!

http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorg4.jpg
http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorg31.jpg
http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorgteesgirl.jpg

http://a797.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00742/69/76/742896796_l.jpg

GAHDIGONFOPGN FUAGPFOAN8FUGBNPARDGUBIP NO NO NO BOXCAR BOXCAR

WIAT WHERES YOUR SNORG!!1?!!

i mean it's just bad crazy. she needs to be good crazy, like this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/74191083.jpg
then i'd be a lot more ok with her

well yeah

She is Jessica Simpson's retarded, chained-in-the-attic younger sister who is not Ashlee Simpson.

snorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorg aaaargh my day is ruined

born in '88! making me feel old

ok wtf lohan

so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me.

next year ppl born in THE NINETIES can buy cigarettes

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4615/snorgvx8.jpg

THARES UR SNORG BABY!!1

"I'm kind of wearing a hideous dress"

so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me

deej, that makes you like 10 years younger than me.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7552/snog2ab1.jpg

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http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/135/snog3sg1.jpg

Well done.

somehow that isn't on schefter blog yet? wtf

all that, AND she believes in God. Hold me back.

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000101.jpg

ok I can actually deal with this.

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS

tyty

kenan, from that photo there appears to be absolutely nothing remarkable about that girl whatsoever.

I actually kind of like this one:

http://myspace-296.vo.llnwd.net/01246/69/26/1246146296_l.jpg

She keeps like she's trying to dislocate her jaw so she can swallow an alligator whole.

"alligator"

kenan, random girls in idiotic t-shirts are not the same thing as the snorg girl.

but she has a nice big nose.

ok, i guess i'm alone here.

http://a270.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00791/96/27/791747269_l.jpg
http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00987/69/44/987124496_l.jpg

ok now im afraid

My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.

http://a255.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01530/45/27/1530457254_l.jpg
WATCH OUT! SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BRO!

pron intro up there. ^^

She's cheerful on the outside because she's dying on the inside.

Can't you see it? The barely contained emotional agony?

Congratulations mr and mrs snorg girl

All you ever wanted to know about "Parked Domain Girl."

http://www.quora.com/Whats-the-story-behind-The-Most-Infamous-Girl-in-the-History-of-the-Internet-a-k-a-Parked-Domain-Girl

I hardly think she is "the most infamous girl in the history of the internet" come on now

No, I'm not going to doxx Tub Girl, but thanks for the suggestion.

http://benaqua.org/post/10534896269

http://s12.postimg.org/pfzkvo72l/IMG_0437.jpg

I keep wanting to ask my coworker if that is his sister-in-law in the trump pic

http://i.imgur.com/iVaD9Gu.png

awesome

worthy of a deepdream revive imo

omg

wut

http://www.tshirthell.com/truthor.htm

I would give long odds that Truthor is not the Snorg Girl, however crazy they both might be.

good old snorg girl

how is the snorg girl doing

is there any snorg girl news

This girl was really cute. I remember her on banner ads on websites when I was in high school. Don’t want to read the thread but have a vage memory of ilx investigating her in a Loftus kind of way. Not sure I support it.

she is somewhere good, forever wearing a t-shirt and laughing or screaming at something perpetually out of our view

Had a boy. Named it Bob.

Some funny pix of him doing the snorg face, but I think it might be time to let Snorg Girl go, let her go snorg on her own.

pal this is not your first day here

I reversed-image searched those wedding pix, and we're the only ones on the internet who has them.

What if Snorg Girl starts stalking me? Then what?

fair's fair

She gave birth to The Chive.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/one-sketchy-photo-shoot-landed-this-womans-face-on-ever-1825216879

https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/daca_images/simgad/13492724772986564059

^I think Herman's Hermits are playing at a nearby Indian casino this week, too. They may not all be the original members, tho.

Taken as a whole, Indian Reservation gambling produces more revenue than Atlantic City and Las Vegas combined

The best part about that deadspin article was the rabbit hole that led me to this piece

http://thenervousbreakdown.com/jdelsignore/2014/02/is-standing-a-crime/

Thx. This part was good:

In those days the turnstiles still accepted tokens, and you could sometimes glimpse the now-lost art of “token sucking.” To pull off the scam, a particularly desperate grifter clogs a turnstile token slot with debris and waits. Soon an unsuspecting mark drops in his token and painfully slams his thighs into a mysteriously unyielding turnstile. The token has not gone through, but is seemingly impossible to retrieve! After some general cursing and banging about, the victim gives up, plunks another token into a functioning turnstile, and moves on with his life. Here our villain swoops back into frame and, lowering his lips to the little token slit, sucks out the precious prize straight into his mouth. He spits it back out into his hand with a piratical grin, and then the token, dried off and rehabilitated, is ready for resale at a slight discount. The decidedly unromantic MetroCard put an end to all that.

And there's more good stuff than just that.

Getting snorg vibes from Mahogany Lox, star of the MasterCard ad on Twitter that has been shitting up my feed for the last couple of weeks

Glad I'm not the only one haunted by her, she's taken over my IG feed with promoted posts too. She seems inescapable.

Of course the latter might be my fault because I made the terrible decision to google who tf she was after she got plastered all over Twitter.

If you google her she kills you in your dreams, I heard.

Or at least chase you through and endless hallway, mugging all the way.

"Mahogany Lox" has to be a Pynchon character.

hahaha

snorg vibes despite only half a head being visible

https://i.ibb.co/RcSZP8K/snorg-vibes.jpg

the snorg girl tattooed "hakuna matata" on her foot, got married, had kids, went normcore
https://www.instagram.com/alicekipling

what a wonderful phrase

It means “no worries”

i got an ad for "snorgtees" on fb.

snorgnftees

Did we ever discuss this https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22689315

Or indeed this https://www.primermagazine.com/2008/love/40-semi-interesting-facts-about-alice-the-snorgtees-girl

literally everyone 35 yo and younger gets all of their t-shirts from the internet now

Counterpoint: my teenager buys all his T-shirts at H&M at the mall

and that H&M is constantly full of people and I am the only one over 35