I saw a man have a heart attack and die at lunch today.

I can't survive I can't stay alive, without your love Oh baby

Don't leave me this way,

no I can't exist ... I'll surely miss your tender kiss

Don't leave me this way

Ahhh, baby!

My heart is full of love and desire for you

Now com'on down and do what you gotta do

You started this fire down in my soul

Now can't you see it's burning out of control

Com'on, satisfy the need in me

'Cause only your good lovin' can set me free

Don't, don't you leave me this way,

no don't you understand I'm at your command

Oh baby please, please, don't leave me this way ... nooo baby

Don't leave me this way,

no I can't survive

I can't stay alive without your love Baby,

don't leave me this way

Ahhh, baby! My heart is full of love and desire for you

So com'on down and do what you got to do

You started this fire down in my soul

Now can't you see it's burning out of control

So com'on, satisfy the need in me

'Cause only your good lovin' can set me free

Need you lovin', baby ... need it ... need it ...

Satisfy the need in me Satisfy the need in me

Well baby, come and satify the need in me

Whoa baby, come and satify the need in me

Oh baby Don't leave me this way

Don't leave me this way No,

don't leave me this way No,

don't leave me this way, baby

Don't leave ... Don't leave me this way babe ...

Oh, baby ...

I mean really, her behavior led to his death. No one helped, and all she did was scream and kind of beat on him.

:(

Okay, now you're just trying to entrap us.

This reminds me of someone who suddenly went into cardiac arrest at work not long ago. The woman had just bought some shampoo at a nearby table, and after collapsing, the people at the table had the nerve to come back over to her body and pick it up off the ground and return it to the table for sale. No lie.

not to be a pedant but CPR's for anybody in cardiac arrest

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), November 29th, 2005 12:17 PM. (later)

It should have been buried with her.

But he was still able to post a second message. He has supah powahs.

oh my god. that is really fucking awful.

it sounds like a scene out six feet under. i mean, i really don't think i would have been any less hysterical had i been the wife.

RIP
NEVER FORGET

ILE has gotten a lot more compassionate it seems. I mean I'm new, but damn.

honestly!

rly if i sw that happen at lunch i'd be the person bawling in my salad and then trying to calm the wife down. i'm very affected by this kind of thing.

we lost a real soldier in Alan Conceicao. RIP.

Ballin' in your salad is my next LP BTW.

hahaha

Missed that. Did Alan Conceicao die?

rly, pls explain

Adolph bin Streisand is a notorious cockfarmer around here so I wouldn't get too worked up about what he says he saw, TBH.

oh

ballin on you salads
this is t.i.p.

cockfarmers have feelings too.

if we can't joke about a man dropping dead, what CAN we joke about?

ramzi why in fuck would you revive this thread

big jpegs

good question i really don't remember what kind of search prompted this. probably a lunch search

good job.

rip

An aside from those seeking to lower the likelihood: coronaries are common during and after fatty meals, and the mechanisms involved (postprandial lipemia & endotoxemia, endothelial inflammation, matrix metalloproteinase expression, plaque rupture, downstream thrombosis) are becoming clear 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. People can live with stable plaques, but inflaming their caps every meal is a bad idea.

wow is this, like, the worst thread of all time?